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2022-09-18 at 4:39 AM UTC in Hey aldramaybe he liked being choked
maybe he's not actually jerking it and is clutching an abdominal injury
maybe they couldn't hear the pyroclast over the noise in the mens' bathhouse -
2022-09-18 at 2:34 AM UTC in My vape pen went missingmmQ I like you will you be my Friend?
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2022-09-17 at 11:02 PM UTC in Some faggot stole my trash can again
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2022-09-17 at 10:25 PM UTC in Colorado pigs kill sperg who called them for help after getting his car stuck"Officer nonuts get on top of his hood and put some lead into this piece of shit criminal"
"Derrr uh yes sir, uh derrrrpppp" -
2022-09-17 at 10:13 PM UTC in Colorado pigs kill sperg who called them for help after getting his car stuck
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2022-09-17 at 1:38 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2022-09-17 at 6:23 AM UTC in Random image thread
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2022-09-17 at 3:41 AM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)It should be "do a faggot".
The slogan could be: "Do a faggot. Just do it."
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2022-09-16 at 7 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by mmQ I lived 3 miles from it as well. Hi former neighbor.
There used to be a bar with beers from all over the world in Ybor. I can't recall its name but it was kind an indoor outdoor patio place which the open area facing the Scientology center in Ybor. They would always have their dark suit sunglass radio wired goons patrolling the side on their side near the main entrance.
You could not smoke on the patio but you could step right out on the sidewalk and light up. Whenever I did so I put pretend to be filming the Scientology goons. Without fail within minutes a couple more would comee out of the building and one would always give me a camback. To which I would display the bird, laugh at them, and walk back inside.
One day I was there for about 5 hours and must have stirred them about a half a dozen times. I guess they got frustrated because not long after the 5th or 6th time a cruiser pulled up and spoke with them. They were talking, pointing at me, and getting more animated. Finally the cop pulled away and never said a word to me.
Those guys were fun to fuck with. -
2022-09-16 at 5:50 PM UTC in Cutting back on the brewsEx wife #2 was all about the expensive hair cuts/styles...I remember she made a big deal about this new place and wanting to try it and it was $250 so she needed my permission of course...which I granted after much curmudgeoning...when I went to pick up her it LOOKED EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS WHEN I DROPPED HER OFF...I WENT FUCKING BALISTIC..."
YOU PAID $250 TO LOOK THE FUCKING SAME?!?!?!?!?" -
2022-09-16 at 6:46 AM UTC in Speedy is hiding his unregistered weaponswhat are you gonna do paul, call the cops? Call the FBI? But wait I thought we WERE the FBI so why call the cops on the cops? ?? Explain that one
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2022-09-16 at 2:58 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Murk Lore I'm working deliver app and there seems to be a surge in weirdo fucks on every corner and most asking for money but some high on weirdo drugs Acting a fool. All dirty
Always that weirdo guy who waits for his light to turn red and yours green to cross in front slowly and hold you up.
I'm sorry shits gone wrong but we're all fucked if we really have a 1920 style crash and the us dollar is destroyed
lol if
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2022-09-16 at 1:26 AM UTC in Random image thread
Originally posted by mmQ Sep 15, 2022 - Finally, the world is starting to see it your way, Taurus. Be yourself and don't be squeamish about telling people exactly how it is. Your thinking is clear and focused. Use your penetrating mind to accomplish mental tasks. Your intense nature is powerful, so act wisely. Today may well be one in which other people realize that you really aren't as crazy as they first thought.
You know, you're not as crazy as I first thought. -
2022-09-16 at 12:50 AM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded GrillersYes I have not given this extensive testing yet I've just found this feature of making a new paragraph. Yeah seems to be sort of a fickle b**** I wonder if there's some kind of Master manual published by Ajit pie or what's his name the head the head Tim Apple of Google oh yes Sundar pakai the man with the massive emotion of intelligence who knows how to lead a great big company and with great integrity . But I digress.
Okay it works it just did it I just said a new paragraph and it went down I think you can't have the last thing you had it type out for you to be new paragraph and then have it actually make a new paragraph you have to put some other words see now my other words that I typed last are not that.
Yep that's it man I think I got it working pretty good for me so I know how to do. I know how to do, I know how to do a quote kind of I have to practice it a little bit -
2022-09-16 at 12:40 AM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded GrillersYeah that's a really good idea also see above I added it in a little bit on the post I don't know if you seen that. Next line go down
omg I just figured it out you say new paragraph I say it like in a Stern manner kind of a little faster than normally and it literally went down the line down a line that's so fetch. Yeah yeah let me know if you figure out how to get it to do a thank. You might have to get a little sporty's help but he does have a lot of hatred in his heart towards a disabled people so that might not ever happen I say disabled because a lot of people aren't keyboard able you know like the retards for instance -
2022-09-16 at 12:36 AM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded GrillersYeah man, heard, I hear you on that. Was pretty good idea that's really a good way to start I would think, you know it really lets you test the waters without getting the whole big heap of money wrapped up in the store or something. Yeah I don't know and then if it doesn't go well and you get in a bad mood you could just once they have their phone out if they smart off or something and try to get over on you you can just clock them in their block take the phone and sell it on Kijiji or offer up.
As far as a paragraph that's really very very strange man you probably need to take your phone into the AT&t store.
Hahaha psych just kidding I don't know it doesn't ever type umm for me it does know how to do a comma well it's like it's knows what I mean because it only puts a comma if I actually want to come in the sentence, yeah that's a trip man but it doesn't seem to work for a quotation mark " oh yeah it does you just have to say quote I don't know if it's the way you pronounce it or if it just knows when you want one it's a trip man -
2022-09-16 at 12:31 AM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded GrillersOh nice man that's so fetch I'm glad you're seeing some new abilities there and your posting methods. I kind of got me on a different train of thought though I was thinking once I read your post wow what if more people knew about that button and then I thought well maybe you could charge people to train them how to use their phone.
Ultimately what I came up with is that there's a lot of different kinds of phones out there so instead of just being a big expert will you do is you charge people like say $100 to come over and teach him how to do something or whatever they're messing around with on their phone, but then if you don't know it doesn't really matter you can say that is really really strange I think you need to go to the AT&t store and they give you money and you go to the next one -
2022-09-15 at 11:43 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?Not Wingstop. Which was mistakenly delivered to my door and because I am a stupid saintly creature I told the courier that wasn't mine. Because I'm not trying to eat shitty wings I only eat good wings.
I hope someone wasn't trying to order me food because I just sent it away lol -
2022-09-15 at 9:53 PM UTC in There's a lot I agree v withLawl i thought u were gonna pwn that stupid bullshit communuty college bradley?
Me running into bradley randomly
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2022-09-15 at 9:38 PM UTC in Random image thread