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RIPtotse
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[my adversative decurved garbo]
You have no idea.
Try buying syringes from walgreens.
Same thing except the snooty pharmacists faces go from smiling saying "hi, here to pick up? Whats the name" to death frown hella quick
"Uh no, i just need a 10 pack of 29 gauge half inch 1mil insulin syringes please"
One time i had this lady in line literally walk up next to me and say, you know what hes using these for right? How dare you sell those to him.
And the pharmacist str8 punked her telling her that its harm reduction and its the law if im over 18 that he must sell them to me in my state.
I looked at the bitch and said, yah next time ill pick up one off the ground and use it, then fuck ur daughter while shes nodded out and give her aids, would that be better?
She was so appauled, and her husband was just standing way back shaking his head at his karen wife.
This happened so long ago the karen phrase hadnt even been coined yet i dont think
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aldra
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lol yeah the lack of potato in your diet is where the shame comes from
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2022-09-21 at 5:13 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2022-09-21 at 4:32 AM UTC
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They didn’t believe in us!
GOD DID! 🥰
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2022-09-21 at 3:10 AM UTC
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Random image thread
Originally posted by mmQ
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my hand after the first date bow chica bow wow ha ha ha ha lewd
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Originally posted by mmQ
Ok I'm imagining it. Now what?
Ok, now imagine the HR agent who handled this application was a woman.
Now imagine that woman is working from home and lying there buck naked.
Now imagine that women decides to e-mail wellhung6969@hotmail.com and ask for a date.
Now imagine Wellhung actually shows up for the date, and the date is at the woman's home.
Now imagine the naked woman and Wellhung get married and they live happily ever after.
Now imagine The End.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Imagine thinking I bumped those threads for any particular reason other than they had the word imagine in the title. Just imagine.
okay im imaginig it, now what?
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
It was done by Autonomousfx.com, a special effects company. It is not real.
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Originally posted by Balloon Man
It's not finny
Jill is afraid of niggers
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Originally posted by Ghost
snowflake WORDS HURT culture
I desensitize my son against all that nonsense by calling him a "useless little retarded fuck" every morning, telling him he was "a mistake that I've regretted since the day he was born", and make sure to say I hate him periodically throughout the day. I sometimes improvise.
Not sure how I'll continue when he starts school, since sending messages like that gets viewed as "abusive" in this shit ass society. It's almost illegal to raise a child these days.
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Originally posted by mmQ
She tried. ☺️
Lol that's awesome tell her I said thanks.
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2022-09-18 at 8:06 PM UTC
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This place is dead
Born in a barn has nothing to do with what you just said. Farmers leave the barn doors open during the day for livestock on pasture. Born in the barn is a reference to not shutting the door of a building as if you were in a barn.
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Writing down a crazy zombie dream I had
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No I know what a boot is... I made avocado.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Yeah it's a neat little NOOK of sorts. I'm not actually there but my friend is. I guess she said there's lot of dolphins just casually swimming around right near the shore.
Did you ever at THE BREAKFAST CLUB? does that ring a bell? Or THE CRAB SHACK?
The only business I recall by name is The Pirate House. It opened in like 1750 something. There is still a pit in the middle of the dining area that used to connect to a tunnel which lead to the river docks. Guys would go to the inn, get drunk, get knocked over the head, tossed into the pit, where others were waiting to carry them to their new life as a sailor. All the staff dresses as Pirates and stay in character. It's cheese but fun.
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Originally posted by mmQ
I, short for.. I, and then D, short for.. dentification.
I never heard tell of such a thing.
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I assume it is optional (mostly) but that particular book targets primary-school age kids and has illustrations of a kid blowing dudes
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2022-09-18 at 1:20 PM UTC
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Fat People Have Low IQ
if you dont shut the fuck up about fatasses your gonna get your wig split you fucking retarded fart knocker fuck you i hate you
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Hey aldra
Originally posted by mmQ
I was jk sorry. I was just supporting you. I don't like it that much.
That's fine, the mmQ from 7 years ago liked it, and while he may have died I believe that some small part of him lives on through you.
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