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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by mmQ Trying to swat the one fly that has been living with me since yesterday. He's extra shifty and quite the pinprick to my otherwise pleasant day.

    man they get stupid this time of year,, bout 20 of em moved in 2 weeks ago and they have 0 etiquette where people are concerned they woke me up every morning and fucked with me throughout the day's ,, I dont know why they have to buzzz buzzz buzz you in the face when they could just land on you lightly
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  2. Originally posted by mmQ Trying to swat the one fly that has been living with me since yesterday. He's extra shifty and quite the pinprick to my otherwise pleasant day.

    Have you tried leaving a hot bowl of soup out? Sure, there's no waiter to call, but still...
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There's this yung guy in another town who apparently has a big pecker so this bicurious guy who drives cab said he'd give him $500 for a video of him jerking off which the guy delivered and the guy didn't pay for it and ghosted him

    So my friend is a gay guy who used tovwork for the same cab company and knows the owners so he tried to broker an exchange over the $500 jerkoff video through the owners and the guy who bought the video ended up hanging up the phone so my friend called back and tried to convince the owners to garnish his wages to pay for the jerkoff video but the owners either thought it was for him or that he was trying to pull a scam and wouldn't bite so this guy had this unpaid jerkoff video floating out there and is pretty shameless about it.

    The oral of the story is don't show taint unless that paper show or you'll be left with cum on your tummy and egg on your face NAHMEAN
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  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley what's wrong, champ?

    I feel like a failure and I am sad and lonely and anxious all the time 😑
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  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley no u didnt

    i really did lol

    i punched the fuck out of dream you until u woz ded nigga

    my only regret was the hassle of getting rid of your corpse and covering my tracks

    i'd never harm you bradley, you know i love you and have always loved you since i first set eyes on you
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  6. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Octavian. So I've just started dating this smoking hot girl, (the one I didn't strangle).



    Life is good.

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Stab her to death





    better safe than sorry
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  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I know a lot of people say that they're so confident that they don't care what anyone thinks but, methinks if I could produce footage of their every waking moment for the last month and show it on a national broadcast, most people would request not to have it shown.

    So how confident are we, really?

    i squeezed a firm shit out earlier today, and straight off the bat I wouldn't want that shown.

    i had quite a nice wank a couple of days ago, i'd like that to be seen by attractive women.

    maybe also unattractive women.

    and maybe bradley too.
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  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  9. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Then as I said earilier…it's too fucking late to do anything about it now…CONTEXT!

    Who said anything about doing anything about it?
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  11. Haxxor Space Nigga
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  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    rude assed cashier i said wheres your manager he said IM the manager and you need to get out of here. well what i did next is i went to the san francisco mint and bought 1000 odllars worth of pennies then i put them in a weeeelbarrel and pushed that fucker intro 711 and made him take my pennis.

    then i took my 1962 chevrelay dump truck and bought it full of manure and i POURED IT IN FRONT OF THE STORE.

    then i surveyed there property lines and realize they built the store in a ILLEGAL manner so i cut the store in half i literally BUILT A FENCE THRU THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE WHAT NOW FUCKER.

    i own you I OWN THIS STORE IF ANYONE WANTS TO GO FROM THE MERCHANDISE TO THE CASH REGISTER THEY HAVE TO GO THRU MY GATE AND YOU HAVE TO PAY ME the troll toll everytime this happens so was it worth smarting off fucker

    next time fucker think what happens when yo usmart off to me i get my slurpy
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  13. Haxxor Space Nigga
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  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    FTFY
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ It's fun to just drive at a nice standard pace and keep pulling up next to the car that's been weaving through traffic thinking they're "beating everyone else."

    In my 20s I drove a lot of beaters. If you were smart you could pick up a running car for $50 or so back then. I had bought a 1971 Pontiac Bonneville for exactly $50 several months before.

    One fine summer day I'm driving through town with is about 6 miles from edge to center with lights every city sized block. It's about 3:30/4:00 with heavy traffic in both west bound lanes. As I'm waiting at the 1st light on the edg3 of town this guy in his early 40s zips up beside me in an early 70s Stingray Vette. He races of when the light goes green. Now this is the part where I should mention there were no pads left on my front disc brakes. I was metal to metal and had to down shift and use the ebrake for each stop to slow that land yacht. So naturally I didn't accelerate fast in those conditions. At the next light I pulled up and stopped beside him. This continued light after light all the way to downtown.

    The long and short of is this. 6 miles later, at the light in the center of town I pulled up right to the left of him. As I've said it was amfine day and his Stingray was a convertible wi5h the top down. As I came to a complete stop I looked at him smiled as I said, "Nice ride man"! He smiled back and said, "Thanks man". To which I replied, "One thing I noticed about though". He said with a look of concern, "Oh, what's that"? "It didn't get downtown any quicker than this piece of crap I'm driving", I replied.

    At that point he realized a young 20s something kid had just been driving smarter than him for the last six miles. "You know what kid? Your right" he said as he slowly pulled away from the light as it turned green.
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  16. Originally posted by mmQ I grew up in a basement room with dozens of those exact little spidey-poos. They're friendly tbh fam especially if you give them names and refer to them by said names. They'll leave you alone and just eat other more annoying bugs and just generally be awesome, but you gotta give them respect to get their respect.

    That's nothing. I give them a whole room to themselves, with little beds and a TV and a snack bar and everything for them.
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Any time I pass a group of construction workers doing a street project it's always like eleven of them standing there smoking while they watch one guy actually working. Rarely do I ever see three or more working at the same time.

    I guess I should've got into construction. How can they afford to pay fairly well if 90% of the job is standing around?

    Those are government workers. Contractors won't put up with that shit.

    When I separated from the service I went to college. The first two summers I got work with ODOT (Ohio Dept of Transportation) as a temp on a summer work program of OSU.

    Both summers I was assigned to same guardrail maintenance and repair crew for that county.

    We were literally the hardest working most productive crew in that count for ODOT. The following is a rough time table outlining a typical day for this crew.

    7:30: Be in the yard in our garage.

    7:30-8:00: Wait for crew supervisor to meet with county superintendent to assign the crews task/s fir the day.

    8:00-8:30: Load the trucks and equipment required for day's assigned task/s.

    8:30-9:30 Leave the yard, travel ½ mile to the local diner and have breakfast with all the other crews.

    9:30-10:00: Travel to location of assigned task and unload tools/equipment.

    10:00-12:00: Work on assigned task.

    12:00-1:00 Break for lunch.

    1:00-2:00: Work on assigned task.

    2:00-2:30: Stop work and load tools/equivalent.

    2:30-3:00 Teavel to same diner as breakfast and stop for coffee as we could not return to the yard before 3:30 as per the rules.

    3:30-4:00 drive ½ mile to the yard put vehicles in garage and unload.

    4:00: Go home.

    And we were literally tge hardest working ODOT crew in the entire county.

    You're never gonna get work like that in the private sector.
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  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ People who have worked hard to get where they are tend to dislike it when people who have put in far less effort seem to be happy and carefree.

    A minor example would be student loan forgiveness. Of course it's understandably frustrating to have worked for perhaps years and years to pay off ones loans only to see others literally not having to do all that same amount of work.

    At the same time, if that forgiveness had been offered to them, it's probably unlikely that they would've declined the offer and chose to pay off their loans the old-fashioned way.

    Its just one of those 'it is what it is' situations. The frustration is understandable but it's also more or less pointless I guess, unless the goal is to undo the loan forgiveness and ensure everyone ever has to always work off their loans by hand.

    That's just an example though. I think we all want to feel "better than" others in a way, as opposed to feeling "less than" others..I mean that's human nature.. so we don't like those we feel better than, to be happy, especially when we feel they didn't earn it or deserve that happiness.

    I would add to that and say that when one is with a group they consider their peers i think it becomes a question of wanting to feel equal to that group of peers and not only be regarded as such but treated as such as well. Especially in groups that are organized a certain way, like a merit based hierarchy within an organization or company for instance. But other social situations as well.
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Wariat dont say that rape monster. kafka is cool and has many talents.

    An endorsement like that coming from you is a detriment to the person's standing, not a benefit.
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  20. Originally posted by blaster master yeah in the processes of jumping off his bed trying to break his collar bone he burst his gall bladder.

    Reminds me of the time k r o z got his poop bent in half
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