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  1. A real man will be his woman's personal strangler all she has to do is point at a guy like a little Dutchfucker for instance and the man will just go and strangle the f*****, just watching all the life fade right out of them
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    About to eat ROAST CHICKEN
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Guys
  4. Kafka sweaty
    He’s not gonna let up talking loudly bout pushing him off the bus
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Guys

    fyuys!
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  6. Originally posted by Kafka He’s not gonna let up talking loudly bout pushing him off the bus

    If he mumbled about that like me it would be a big intimidation-failed, I'll go back there and shut them up real quick maybe even knock his top off

    I AM THR BADDEST FUCKER ALIVE
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 If he mumbled about that like me it would be a big intimidation-failed, I'll go back there and shut them up real quick maybe even knock his top off

    I AM THR BADDEST FUCKER ALIVE

    I AM A MOTHERFUCKER
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  8. Kafka sweaty
    Du no if I wanna throw up the drink or information overload
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Maybe I would abduct someone if I wasn’t fine being alone. Not like the law would bother me.
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore thirsty is natural. only a fucking NuLeft would say something like this. projecting your true broken-windmill statement

    If you're natural and thirsty may suggest you suck the sweat from a camel's scrotum?
  12. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    I'm working deliver app and there seems to be a surge in weirdo fucks on every corner and most asking for money but some high on weirdo drugs Acting a fool. All dirty

    Always that weirdo guy who waits for his light to turn red and yours green to cross in front slowly and hold you up.

    I'm sorry shits gone wrong but we're all fucked if we really have a 1920 style crash and the us dollar is destroyed
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore I'm working deliver app and there seems to be a surge in weirdo fucks on every corner and most asking for money but some high on weirdo drugs Acting a fool. All dirty

    Always that weirdo guy who waits for his light to turn red and yours green to cross in front slowly and hold you up.

    I'm sorry shits gone wrong but we're all fucked if we really have a 1920 style crash and the us dollar is destroyed

    Off, fuck it!!!
  14. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you're natural and thirsty may suggest you suck the sweat from a camel's scrotum?

    May I suggest you take you're own Freaky Tales advice and keep it to yourself
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Murk Lore I'm working deliver app and there seems to be a surge in weirdo fucks on every corner and most asking for money but some high on weirdo drugs Acting a fool. All dirty

    Always that weirdo guy who waits for his light to turn red and yours green to cross in front slowly and hold you up.

    I'm sorry shits gone wrong but we're all fucked if we really have a 1920 style crash and the us dollar is destroyed

    lol if

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  16. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    That's everyone in 10 years. Dirty and fighting on the streets and people getting arrested on purpose just to get a meal
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's SF too, not Chicongo or Baltimore
  18. Bradley Black Hole
    my death bed confession was explaining i need an attorney and want to be left alone


    that's so fucking gang
  19. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    SF sourdough pizza dough is an original and its often made with a creamy pesto (nohomo) artichoke hearts, bbq chicken and something like goat cheese (nohomox2)
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Omgg that came off as shade and it was really no shade ..

    It was literally no shade ..

    Oh well

    *tokez*
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