User Controls
Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ
-
2022-09-15 at 7:59 PM UTC in Buying the neighbors broken Lincoln Town Car for the parking
Originally posted by Ghost this pictures triggers me, I hate those claustrophobic grocery aisles where 1 person with a cart blocks the entire aisle and you gotta play frogger shuffle wait for them to leave with the cart because they can't push it past you
I wouldn't mind squeezing passed those two though "excuse me, excuse me, oops sorry that was my courgette".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-14 at 9:59 PM UTC in Tesla Full Self Driving Beta looks awesome
Originally posted by mmQ Do you know if that's just a reflexive/instinctual thing when he keeps touching the steering wheel every now and then or is that necessary? It seems methodical like he's maybe pushing a button or doing it intentionally to straighten the vehicle out.
They made it so you have to keep a hand on the wheel. It used to not have that and gontz would just recline the seat, take a snooze, and get fully self driven into a truck and wake up deadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-11 at 11:04 PM UTC in Choose Your Own Adventure
Originally posted by mmQ Tell me a joke that you would tell if you were to do stand-up comedy
A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”the agent replies
"Okay show me what you got"
...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-11 at 2:53 AM UTC in Choose Your Own AdventureThrow a brick at your neighbour's kidsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2022-09-10 at 11:47 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAbout to eat shredded barbecue-sriracha chicken sliders with corn on the cob.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2022-09-10 at 11:33 PM UTC in my sister got a new houseI envision MmQ angrily rummaging though garbage making that postThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2022-09-10 at 10 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
Originally posted by cigreting Pretty sure you have made the statement that the kid isnt yours more than once
I dont care if I smash or not, Im all about having enough assets and cash to retire early
You're a simple immature retard. I have two children that are biologically mine and my baby mom has a kid that is not biologically mine but calls me dad
Are you saying you have gone so long without sex you no longer have the same biological urges as everyone else? Why not cut it off then? Are you really incapable of having sex without depleting all your assets? That sounds like a very specific personal problem you have that is far from the norm.
Is that really the bullshit rhetoric you tell yourself when you see a happy man getting affection from a woman : "I'm gonna retire before he does and THEN I'll really be living"
Come on, kid nobody buys that shit, least of all yourself. If you wanna be a lifelong loser, it seems you have made that choice or rather, the choice was made for you. I just want you to know that it's never too late to be less of a little bitch. Maybe consider practicing talking to women with your cousin or mother or something to better prepare you.
If you just wanna give up then that's your prerogative but you certainly cannot ever claim to be anything more than a terrified subhuman little bitch. The choice is yours fraidy cat -
2022-09-10 at 4:08 PM UTC in The Queen is (nearly) dead, long live the King
Charles looks like a cuck, William looks like a Curry's manager, George looks like he spends 12 hours a day on computer games, Charlotte
looks like she will restore the British empire and cleanse the world, Louis looks full retarded, Harry looks like a sex offender, Archie looks like an operator.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-10 at 3:33 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE AUTISM IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCK ON THE BUSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2022-09-10 at 11:40 AM UTC in I need to get on the first J BUS to the airport, I have 14,000$ ON GOD Every dollar given by HIM LOLlol
how unsober are youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-10 at 1:11 AM UTC in Hi Guys!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2022-09-09 at 10:38 PM UTC in Past few daysI don't think Kafka counts me as a hater. As rude as I can be to her she knows I just wanna give her a big hug, pick her up and Tickle her until she's on the verge of peeing her pants so her autism kicks in and she punches me in the jaw, then my dick gets hard and pokes through my Grey sweatpants, we both look at it awkwardly, she goes to the bathroom to take a piss and I yell at my erection to subside which of course it does not so she comes out of the bathroom to me yelling at my penis and maces me, then storms out the door. I masturb8 in frustration and get mace all over my dick. I coom, rub it all over my belly then go take a bath in milk. I emerge dripping wet without a towel and chase her car down, butt naked, still flagging and covered in milk. She changes her name and never posts here again. The end. I hope you're happy, you should have just let me hug youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2022-09-09 at 9:18 PM UTC in Coincidences regarding the Queen's deathHer Majesty was born April 21, 1926, and died September 8, 2022. She lived for 35205 days.
Roman numerals are universally accepted to be more spooky than decimal, and 35205 in roman numerals is XXXVCCV.
If you search up this number, you get the instagram page https://www.instagram.com/kb.diary_/
I don't know what it all means, I do not suck at the teat of zuckerfucker.
But people of NIS, I think we might be onto the killer.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-09 at 8:38 PM UTC in Coincidences regarding the Queen's death
Originally posted by Steven ant farm
Antfarm Dickhole is a movie about a bullied man who kills people with his dick ants (the ants that live in his dick), and murder is a crime. In 2001, Alien Ant Farm released their smash hit cover of Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. 9/11 happened in 2001, and is 3 days after the day of Her Majesty Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of her other realms and territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England's death (the All-Seeing Eye on a TRIangular pyramid and Jesus' resurrection on the third day). Her son, the now King (Long Live His Majesty Charles III, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of his other realms and territories King, Head of the Commonwealth Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England!) is a pedophile.
Going back to the first sentence, I speak of a bullied man. More often than not it is CHILDREN who are the victims of bullying, not grown men. Children are also notable for not having gone through puberty yet, and therefore could be said to be "smooth" (y'know... down there). The Royal Family are also all Reptilian aliens. So ALIEN ANT FARM released a song about a SMOOTH CRIMINAL (a criminal who commits crimes against the "smooth" perhaps?) 21 years before the death of Her Majesty the Queen, the same year during which 9/11 occurred, which occurred 3 days after Her Majesty's unfortunate demise.
COINCIDENCE? NO. -
2022-09-09 at 3:43 AM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2022-09-09 at 3:36 AM UTC in Cigerincel has an ugly soul
-
2022-09-09 at 2:11 AM UTC in Cigerincel has an ugly soulI literally do not have one but I tell you his looks like a sculpin with herpes (not that I know what those look like) that got microwaved in hot oil for 6 hours if you know what I mean
Do you believe a "soul" is exclusively tied to theism like can you believe in a soul without believing in a higher power? Like can we all have souls but where they end up is just where they end up? But nobody put them there?
Allah has 99 names Maybe Even More and is really beyond our comprehension (as is so much else in space rn) so might he be by definition Alien and unfathomable? Some UFOs bream the sound barrier without a sonic boom and move in ways that don't make no sense now.
The question is are we gonna get to being able to realize and contextualize real Aliens and God or are we going to die as a species before?
I submit that if there were more ugly souled incels like cigreting in it we wouldn't stand a chance of surviving long enough to learn the secrets of the universe. That's why it's important to fuck PnBussy regularly so you can be as electric as possibleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-09 at 2:07 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I love everythingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2022-09-09 at 12:05 AM UTC in A handful of corporations control what we see, hear, and readThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2022-09-08 at 10:22 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionI Think I'm going to DRinkThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
