Originally posted by mmQ
That little video I watched was surreal. Looked like a movie set. An actual wall of humans all stuck, half dead, all dying. That's fucked up Bro
It's something I never would have thought possible. Just a big pile of people in the street. A human glacier.
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Originally posted by mmQ
What a joke. I used to babysit this kid when I was probably 10 and he was 4 and I would go behind the curtains and call myself the Curtain Monster and make him cry bloody murder. It's a very rewarding thing. It's a sad day when you can't spook children.
Lololol
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Originally posted by mmQ
Lol @ the female pod showing tits. They did that with us too and had to put up construction paper over their windows because of it
Lol dude we had to take down a volleyball net in the girls pod one time and we went in there, shit was like a fucking chicken roost all the bitches were like face down ass up in their beds lol and we kept getting yelled at for looking in the windows
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Originally posted by mmQ
Nice I'll send him those too- vibes and energies lol
Hahahah you really fucked your karate instructor when you were 12? That's kind of legendary m8
Dude the first time we fucked after we were done i looked at her and said, 'well, i didnt think id be 12' and she was like 'woah that makes me feel so bad' yah well it should you stupid bitch just cuz i was over 6 feet at 12 and looked grown doesnt mean u could statitourally rape me u crazy hoe
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Haha no not rly..so a normal day was..wake up at 5..head to intake..spray the walls with this 256 cleaner shit and pick up trash sweep and mop...then go throw trash away from all the floors..then eat..then wed do deliveries like delivery cleaning supplies to all the floors.
The bitches worked in the next door over from our maintence room and wed like constantly be getting shown boobs and ass and vag thru the window it was pretty sweet. Some dudes would pass notes but fuck that i just watched the show.
Man i was so strong in jail i got to 250 and worked out everyday, also i would find drugs/cigs in intake literally weekly but i never did them once i flushed them all down the toilet. Except one time i was wiping a bench down and a bunch of glass like shit fell on the floor so i picked it up and cruzhed it in my hand and waz like woah, this isnt glass boiiiiiiii, and i snorted a little of it. Why i did that ill never know as i hate meth and found h/fent prolly 10 times before that and didnt do it.
But yah lol this one guy came on maintence (only ppl sentenced to county time can be on maintence) and he stole a fucking property bag with an iphone 11 init and got caught and almost sent the whole team to the hole except when they came to me i was like fuck this nigger and got him copped a couple new charges and sent to the hole. I basically had free reign after that and could walk almost the whole jail with no guard, use the elevators alone etc...when new guys would come on the team i would walk up to a door and act like i had a badge and the door would pop because master control would see me thru the cameras and pop the doorz but the new guys didnt know that so they thought i was like super fed or something lol.
Then i left and threw everything away and never looked back.
Honestly i had fun in jail, but 0/10 wouldnt do again.
Although i do miss our maintence boss guard guy he was so fucking cool. This old black dude names mr taylor that was an ex army and marine dude was the fucking shit. When i went to my treatment program for my last 90 dayz he took me to the pod personally and walked up to all thd guards/luitenents there and told them that i was a good dude and to treat me better than everyone else.
Jail was e z as fuck for me cuz i followed the rulez lol
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Originally posted by mmQ
Wow why you gotta mention his Germanic thing?
Kinda reminds me of jail. Dudes ALWAYS just starting the day off by flushing everything they possibly can down the cell toilets trying to cause a flood.
I hated those dudes in jail
Mostly cuz i was on the maintence team and had to clean it up, unless it was in the hole then the hole workers cleaned that shit up
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Bro...forms were awesome..
I ALWAYS competed in forms and sparring. I didnt win at forms though much, only a couple times.
Fuck man i can remember 4 corners..keecho..and like il ee and sam jang thats like it. They get wayyyy more complicated as you go...i was lesrning like my 3rd black belt form when i quit
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Originally posted by mmQ
It's the only way to be m8. Life is an adventure lots of "good" people don't even get to experience due to illness, accidents, etc. Every day I live is one more day I got that a lot of people didn't. I don't know how many people have died before they turned 38 but it's obviously a lot and somehow I'm not one of them.
I'm at that point where if I died tomorrow I would be content with it not that it fucking matters how I would feel about my death, but nonetheless I feel like I'm playing with house money.
Life is life. Blah blah blah hashtag yolo enjoy the ride and tbh fam fucking up is one of the funnest parts of it. El rollercoaster
Lotta good guys never even got to be born
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Lmao you lying as always.. you never posted a pic there either
You’d just change your profile pic to what you wanted to troll with
Like your ex’s nudes … loser
Tara, dear, if even one of my 36,000 plus posts had a picture in it, you wud have reposted it by now. We both know that. So does Haxxor, Kafka, Balloon Man, JohnJokes, dat one nigga down da block named LeRoy, his bitch Shaniqua, and her favorite female LaTonya.
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Originally posted by mmQ
You guess the meaning from this sentence:
I, Wren Blenkship VIII, have had a peculiar feeling of perrsifurousness overcome me as of just recently, particularly when I arrived home after a gentleman's day's paid labor.
weariness, malaise are synonyms.
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Mfw the pastor starts talking about the recipe for a marriage that is "pleasantly fragrant" to God, and that we should make an effort to "spray others with our love"
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