AngryOnion
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[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Dio 8/24/84 Worcester Centrum. Twisted Sister opened for Dio and Dean Snider got a dart thrown at him and it stuck in his leg and that made me very happy. I hate twisted sister and Dean deserved it the guy is an asshole. Before he got hit with the dart he was bitchen at most of the crowd because we weirnt all yelling and going nuts he actually said we all pussies and went into you are all worthless and weak. Guess what shithead nobody came to see you. Then he got hit with a dart oh my god everyone was laughing at him it was awesome,They left the stage and Dio started early. :Rofl_Roll_Yellow_3b:
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I'm a grower not a shower. My dick has actually gotten even fatter the older I've gotten.
last night my "date" went on about how hard and big I was and no i didn't "rape" her. She was all over me and no she wasn't a fatty.
The only thing is she is kind of annoying, when we were going to sleep for like 45 min she kept crying in her sleep and saying weird shit like "noooo staahhp it, I don't like it" and i was just laying there listening to my podcast getting pissed off and eventually yelled "KELLY SHUT UP"
plus she spilt her beer on my carpet twice lol
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The '80's couldn't hold a candle to the '60's and '70's. The Vietnam war was blazing. Peace and love were the watchwords of the underground society. Bell-bottom pants were all the rage. Long hair, goatees, even your teachers were hip. You could smoke in elevators, in your classroom and at the doctor's office. The full sounds of the Who, Zeppelin, Cream, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and Three Dog Night filled the air. Only the best of drugs. Only the best of drink. Strobes, colored lights, flickering flames, smoke, beer, pot, tens of thousands would gather. The End of the World as We Know It. Nothing watered down or diluted, everything raw and pure and real.
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Originally posted by EllariaSand
Calling addiction a disease is a cop out
No, it's an accurate description of the condition. Denying responsibility for addiction may be a cop out, but that's not the same thing as correctly saying it's a disease.
Besides if it actually were a disease there would be a ton more people collecting SSDI because they’re addicts….
This is atrocious logic. SSDI is not the authority on what constitutes disease, nor does it count disease as a necessary requirement for collecting it. E.g. people unable to walk due to spinal injury do not have a disease but are entitled to an SSDI benefit.
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Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL
Zanick I'm proud of you for telling that cunt what's what. The obvious next step is to murder her and consume the body to gain her energy.
NO GOLUM!! STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
We HAVE to stop eating MEAT. We CAN'T eat her,
We gotta BEAT her into a veggytable.
THEN we can EAT her
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The doctor told us our mom has cancer. A moment passed and I found myself on the verge of tears. My evil sister decided to make a move and mocked my grief like a schoolyard bully. Instead of crying, my face hardened and my voice rose. I told her to kill herself and go back to Hell where she belongs, and I said it in front of everybody: the doctor, the nurses, our father; and her fiance even nodded in agreement. It's a good thing I'm a licensed minister, because rebuking someone in a hospital in the way I did would otherwise be difficult to justify. Cluster B personality disorder, grade A cunt. Phenibut and espresso.
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Originally posted by D4NG0
Chicks can GTFO. You add nothing to the cesspool. You're just starving for male attention, which there are already plenty of platforms for. Take your shitty remarks elsewhere.
Gotdamn yous a cold piece.
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I do a $1.49 can of vegetables for another $1.29 can of vegetables. I sneak into the restroom with the can and wait 30 minutes before placing it on that way LP wont suspect anything. Afterwards, I buy at least $100 in other items so that it'll be snuck in. The next day I return all of the other items.
Never fails.
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