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2018-08-21 at 9:02 PM UTC in I'm leaving NIS forever.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-21 at 8:54 PM UTC in I'm leaving NIS forever.
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2018-08-21 at 4:35 PM UTC in Going to court cases for fun.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-21 at 6:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-21 at 2:50 AM UTC in Better call saul..YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
looks like they were just tricking us to get hooked on the new season. now episode 3 you have to be a subscriber to watch. its the old trick of the drug dealer giving people HUGE sacks of free drugs because then you just created a free customer for life and you can rape em over teh coals and charge w/e you want huh?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-20 at 10:40 PM UTC in Is he or she too old/young? Find out.
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2018-08-20 at 3:59 PM UTC in My neighbor called the police because I sent her dick pics on Facebook...
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2018-08-19 at 8:12 PM UTC in Our Old Friend benny vader (ban evader)...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-18 at 3:13 AM UTC in Do you ever wonder why so many people never even try "hard drugs?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-17 at 8:50 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterdayAmazingly living close to beaches, going to the beach every summer of my life, at 31 years old, I have never been stung by a jellyfish.
Grazed by large stingrays, close to whales and dolphins, seeing a sea turtle after laying eggs, I've been lucky.
But the other day I was boogey boarding at low tide. The area we went the water was much murkier than previous times, but no jellyfish were visible.
So I'm out there maybe not even 20 minutes, and the waves are shitty but enough to catch the occasional tubing wave.
So I'm riding a wave back and OUCH it feels like bees are stinking my upper leg and then OUCHH travels down to my calf.
I look back but its all white water I don't see anything but damnnn it wasn't easing up several seconds later. So I start walking in and I tell the chick I was with "OW OW OW I'M FUCKING STUNG ITS STINGING OUCH"
excuse my hairy legs I usually trim legs so I don't look like such a hairy bastard
and then I lied down and she offered to pee on it and I was like hehe yeh
but we looked it up and it said only pee if stranded and rinse with vinegar.
so is stings like a bitch for hours, I get home and shower and pour some apple cider vinegar on it and it did help a little.
It was kinda as bad as I thought it would be, and not as bad at the same time. Its hard to describe it maybe feels kinda like a fairly bad burn, perhaps with little needles or pinprick like sensation to go along with it.
Anyway that's the story of that jellyfish son of a bitch that finally got meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-17 at 4:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionShitty pic because I snapped it quickly and stealthily.
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2018-08-17 at 4:32 AM UTC in Back to Zoklet BasicsThis is Motherboards.vice.com (who also did a story on totse by talking to our very own DfG who made half the shit up and as well as Harper reed.. seems vice is curious about this place)
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2018-08-17 at 1:29 AM UTC in How to shut a whiny kid upThat's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
There. No more whiny kid. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-16 at 4:10 PM UTC in outrageous!!!It really makes a mockery of the whole religion...if it was a high street store or newspaper it would be out of business by now..why these idiots continue to patronize their churches and give them money is beyond reason.
"Yes please continue to do gods work even if that means buttfucking my son after choir practice."
"Amen my child"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-16 at 12:28 PM UTC in Post stuff that makes you laugh. Anything.Every morning when the old blind man walked past the fish market, he let out a hearty "Good morning, ladies!"
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2018-08-16 at 11:16 AM UTC in Do you ever wonder why so many people never even try "hard drugs?"Media fear mongering and brainwashing. Drug users and dealers do make a perfect enemy that control freaks can use to offer security and protection from. The very idea that peoples kids are in grave danger from drugs does scare the living shit out of parents. Once they've been scared shirtless they will do anything and become totally subservient to any "authority" that convince them they can offer them some kind of security from the perceived peril.
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2018-08-16 at 7:50 AM UTC in Not listening to music for a year so it sounds amazing when I finally do.Epicurus described human pleasures as either "kinetic", meaning they diminish to the the degree they are satisfied, or "static", meaning they increase as they are enjoyed. Hunger is the typical example of a kinetic pleasure, eating when you're very hungry is very pleasurable. But the more you eat the less pleasurable the activity becomes. On the other hand things like friendships or the arts are better appreciated the more you're exposed to them. Friendship naturally grows over time, and the majority of artistic endeavor happens in response to preexisting cultural and artistic currents, understanding that background heightens the appreciation on any individual work you might take in.
So basically no, that's a dumb idea.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-16 at 2:25 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?I desire quintanas butthole and a cup of coffee right now. soooo sooooooo richThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-16 at 12:28 AM UTC in this guy says it as it is for realI'm the guy on the left.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-15 at 6:55 PM UTC in Hide DH threads. Ignore DH posts. Do not reply to DH posters.chootie flashbackThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
