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2018-08-15 at 4:52 PM UTC in We are in for a treatOur Patron Saint and Golum's best girlfriend so far, has inspired me to write up a wholesome retreat activity for us to participate in this Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is just right around the corner. I say we do a Friendsgiving this year and all kill each other but only after we break bread.~ Ohfrala, The Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Eighteen.
let's go to somebody's house/crackden and have a whodunit murder
DH on one side of the longtable, niggas on the other.
we will leisurely mosy about many rooms in the house, mingling and having a good but odd time.. Each of us not trusting the other (except our murder consipracy partner(s)), waiting for the justified killing to occur becuase we all deserve to die.
DA RULES
1. Only one murder will occur.
2. We will then have to figure out whodunit by looking for scooby dooby clues in and around and outside the house nigga'.
in and around and outside the house, nigga'
that's catchy as fuck
anyway,,
some will have sex. Even with the opposing forums group. This is natural. just let it happen
okay now we will all look at the clue while getting buzzed and smoking meth if you're hip. One or two groups will know who actually did it before everyone else.
the wepons are: gun, big piece o' glass, tactical dildos, a guy's arm that is our centerpiece, and our respective flags.
BYO gun for auspie protection
If you and your partner are chosen as the people who did the murder, you will have to figure out how to get everybody back home. Some people will have to fly here so you really don't want to be stuck with that responsibility nigga
Curious George will administrate and oversee the party. He will not get to play, as he will have too many questions. I do this out of respect, and he will receive a nice wooden plaque hand carved by us. It will be nice and he will be proud to display it.
PCIK UR OARTNERS
I suggest NOT picking someone who you are closest to. This will create problems when someone is killed, and you will want to get as much information from that person as possible. By having them on an opposing team, you guys can talk to each other and get information from a wider source of people that your partner is partnered with. get it?
Picking a low IQ partner can have it's advantages, but they have the obvious disadvantage of sometimes not cooperating or sticking to plans well.
SIDEDIDSHES
now
I will bring greenie beanie cassarole
tee hee hee is bringing FINE CHINA AND CUTLERY
mmq is bringing mmm mmm good SMAOKED ribs and identifying accessories
Ohfrala is playing potluck destroyer. Don't let her catch you !!!
you can bring a surprise, or tell me what you cook well and
we will have a jolly good Holli
voting on host houses begins
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2018-08-15 at 4:11 PM UTC in I'm spending 90% of my next paycheck on Nitrous.The immediate minute following a crack hit is pretty close too. that DOES have that raw, numbing headrush.
I change my answer. Crack is the closest, and in someways better.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-15 at 7:29 AM UTC in If you had 24 hours to live
Originally posted by mmQ Take out as many people as you can when you know you're going out.
-Adolph Hitler
That dickhead shot himself in his bunker with his waifu and dogger as opposed to grabbing a gun and heading off to pot commies.
I think I'd just enjoy being alive, and go for a drive and see family and carry around my dog and enjoy nature. Also eat some good food and have a nice cold alcoholic drink. Go to the church and visit graves and pick one out. Withdraw and give my savings to my mom and see about getting my organs ready for harvesting.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-15 at 5:42 AM UTC in If you had 24 hours to liveprobably smoke meth and get my dick sucked while watching blink182 play with kornThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-15 at 4:12 AM UTC in Are you afraid to die?I would love to die.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-15 at 3:28 AM UTC in Today is the grweatest, fuck me in the assI want my heart out
Everything always comes back to smashing pumpkins
When everything always comes back to the feeling that it all comes down to this, it all comes right down to this moment, this very moment is what it all comes down to. to this moment right here. Everything has been leading to right here and this is the only moment that matters is right here, right here.
But let's explore anyways
With love
And let's be idiots
And find more idiots
And laugh next to those
Who laugh at nothing
Let's be retarded
Because it's hilarious
Being hilarious is the only thing
That matters
You fuck
Absurdity is
My favorite thing
On earth
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2018-08-15 at 1:22 AM UTC in Lanny lives in the shittiest cityMalice died there
According to the San Francisco Chronicle, the city’s Public Works department is assigning a team of five workers and a steam-cleaner to find and clean up sidewalks and alleys where feces are found. While some San Francisco streets are cleaned up nightly, the so-called “Poop Patrol” will start their work in the afternoons.
The newspaper said that San Francisco receives about 65 complaints a day about feces on sidewalks, a number that has increased in the past year. Much of it comes from dogs whose owners don’t clean up after them, but San Francisco is also facing a plight of homelessness. To underscore the city’s homeless problem, one resident created a San Francisco Poop Map plotting citizen complaints about feces.
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On the same day that housing-price report was released, residents in San Francisco took to Reddit to complain about a 20-pound bag of feces that sat for hours in the city’s downtown Tenderloin district.
http://fortune.com/2018/08/14/san-francisco-poop-patrol-clean-sidewalks/
Poop map: http://mochimachine.org/wasteland/#The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-14 at 8:09 PM UTC in As long as LJ hangs out in Space...another mind expanding threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-14 at 8:09 PM UTC in As long as LJ hangs out in Space...high level discourseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-14 at 7:58 AM UTC in Americans, doesn't it bother you that everyone's just pretending to be nice for tip$?
Originally posted by stupid noob You don't make 2.30 an hour retard.
Correction: he didn't choose to take a job where he only makes $2.30 an hour. If you're making $2.30/hr it's because you chose to. You have agency. You can get a job with a guaranteed wage if you're so concerned about your financial stability. If you're working for $2.30/hr because you know/you think you'll make more than minimum wage with tips you can fuck off. You're choosing to gamble on what you get paid. No matter your motivation for working that job though, it's a choice. Don't cry to me like we're obligated to tip. Negotiate with your boss if you want more money, he's the one you agreed to work for.~
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2018-08-14 at 5:21 AM UTC in The frontpage of Latest Threads is devoid of DH scumAnd the forum already feels 400% better. Holy shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-14 at 4:39 AM UTC in Serious - have any DH women here had abortions or miscarriages?Never had an abortion,. but when i worked in Bangladesh for three years i performed multiple back alley abortions. I'm white you see, so it was easy convincing the locals i was some kind of rich doctor that knew what they were talking about. in general i just told them to lay down then i'd stomp on their stomach, if it hurt too much i'd get some off-brand local pain-killer from the slum market and just dissolve it in water i got from the gutter and inject them with them. There were a couple of fatalities but i never got in trouble because of my white privilege.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-14 at 4:36 AM UTC in Something weird happened in the 8th grade that I just remembered.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-14 at 2:25 AM UTC in "Jeff Hunter" where are you?
Originally posted by cupocheer That chunk of words proves my claim in my protest letter to you yesterday, doesn't it?
That chunk of words of yours proves several other things, also, doesn't it?
It does not.In fact, YOU, are the one who brought up the subject matter of TOTSE (et.al.) which you are now calling "conspiracy theory", isn't that correct? (HOME PAGE of this site)
Nope, you literally made a thread about jeff hunter you retard.You sanction me (and other posters on this site) for posting in confusion because you dont have your shite together from post to post, day to day?
You've been conveniently "confused" since day one and haven't seemed to have caught on. Yes, the cultural norms here are different than on DH, and there was a time when our peoples were getting used to each other where legitimate misunderstandings or ignorance of the norms and rules were forgiven in light of this. But it's been like what, multiple months? Almost ever other date hotelier has managed to figure out how to post here, you alone remain "confused". I really think you're just pretending to be retarded to try and annoy me or something, but maybe you really can't figure out how to post threads in the right forums. Frankly I don't care. You need to figure out how to follow the minimal set of rules and expectations, the same as everyone else has, or you're going to have to go somewhere else. I don't care if it's because you're perpetually "confused" or just being a cunt.
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2018-08-13 at 7:34 PM UTC in Girlfriend is fucking pissed at me, saying I killed her dogArgh your personality is so cringey.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-13 at 4:56 PM UTC in Girlfriend is fucking pissed at me, saying I killed her dogYou're dangerous, don't sit anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-13 at 1:54 AM UTC in Fellow buck niggas, would take male birth control if available?I don't believe in medical devices cuz i watched a documentary on netflix. I would take random hormones and metals to prevent my jizz from being pewtent
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2018-08-13 at 1:18 AM UTC in Are you afraid to die?
Originally posted by EllariaSand I claim to know for me and me alone I honestly DGAF what you, nil, or anyone else believes
Then why even reply? To let us know you're not interested in dialogue?I don’t feel the need to impose or ridicule anyone who chooses to believe anything different……my 100% certainty is mine……
Some beliefs should be ridiculed because they are fucking stupid. like anti-vaxxers.Show me one post where I tried to stuff what I believe down anyone’s throat like some born again Christian…..or any post where I said religion had any validity….
Skepticism toward extraordinary claims=shoving beliefs down peoples throats. when did I posit anything besides inane criticism?I also NEVER SAID opposing opinions were WRONG
Maybe actually READ before you post regarding MY BELIEFS OR OPINIONS
Hey we call all believe in feel good bullshit!!! every opinion regardless of merit is equally valid!!!
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Originally posted by EllariaSand As stated by Xlite why argue really. You either go on, or your cease to exist and wouldn't give a fuck anyway.
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2018-08-12 at 5:54 PM UTC in "Jeff Hunter" where are you?
Originally posted by -SpectraL This isn't a joke. Dick Cheney has now been assigned as your personal handler.
I'd like to handle both of his fists.. Shove one of them in his mouth and the other in his asshole and then plug his ears with my my fingers and blow into his sinus to see if his dick would whistle
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2018-08-11 at 8:45 PM UTC in What is the most changed you have saved up?
Originally posted by mmQ To put it in a huge ass jar until you have about $800 worth and leave it in the open in your unlocked house for me to rob along with your vast unopened DVD collection.
Twice.
I helped out a couple of lesbians and lifted there 3 Poland spring water bottles of quarters dimes and nickles one time,, it was 1800.00 after we counted it all up,, we drove across the country rolling change as we drove,, good times,, and a big thanks to the lesbians for havin 2 oz's of super weed in the freezer to better our tripThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
