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2018-08-06 at 8:17 PM UTC in 🎆🎇WHAT TURNS YOU ON NiS🎆🎇
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2018-08-06 at 6:45 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL sucks.oh fral allahu akhbar
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2018-08-06 at 4:14 PM UTC in Zanick ruined my bodyBi-furious.
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2018-08-06 at 4:51 AM UTC in Zanick ruined my bodyHere I was, a perfect smexy =] tite little boy ready to go!
Then the big bad Zanick came down and started asking QUESTIONS:
Why are you eating meat?
How DARE you eat meat?!
I went down this dangerous path laid out in intricate detail: Zanick's meatless morality living guide.
Zanick claims that not eating meat will not make you not feel better. So I trusted my buddy Zanick and gave up meat from approximately April until *THIS IS A TRUE FUCKING STORY* about a month ago.
I gave up ALL meat. I just ate beans and vegetables instead of meat. I did this not out of morality sake, but for pure saving skrill. Muy bien on my wallet, mmhmm!
Alas, I lost so much weight I could feel bones from my skin. My fat disentigrated and it hurt to keep my wrists taut.
Anyways, I have slowly been undoing the HIDEOUS damage Zanick's calorie deficient menu items have brought me. It has taken weeks to gain SOME of my fat back and I could FEEL the fat moving around the first couple days. Icky!
Zanick, you're lucky I don't sue you for psychological damage and physical trauma. Shame, shame. How I supposed to take care of my own body?!
It is ONLY your reverberating questions and unattainably high-tier threadz that save you from the depths of my pungent, foul wrath. I watch over my lambs. D I L L I G E N T L Y.
Based on a true story.
Starring: Dietnigger, Curious George -
2018-08-05 at 12:12 PM UTC in I'm going to be a father.Actually nope! That picture was sent to me yesterday (no searching involved on my end), and it literally took 5 sec to write your handle on it cuz I have a “smart” phone lol. I only know who you are because you’ve made 500 threads crying about how your life sucks cuz you can’t find a woman, and now it’s threads talking about being a father. Hopefully, you didn’t knock up one of those Tinder dates ya had. That has the potential of being rather scary.
Best of luck to ya. ✌️ -
2018-08-04 at 1:41 AM UTC in A man is at his best when he wax on, but no whacks off.Lol @ belt of truth
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2018-08-03 at 4:03 PM UTC in I am leavingYes, captain, but it has always been that way. Well maybe not always, but for a very long time now. The content of posts has generally been mostly stupid shit/degeneracy/attention seeking, with like 10% actual interesting content. If it's information you're looking for, there have been better sources for a long time. You probably have a nostalgic memory of the old days where everything was much better, but maybe it was just much better because you were younger and this place had a lot of things you'd never seen before. But then they get old and tired.
Anyone here who is worth a shit knows they use this website as a crutch (there are a couple who don't probably, but the vast majority). The ones who don't realize it are the retards posting absolutely meaningless shit constantly (mostly DH), but those people will never have the capacity for reflection anyways. They'll never consider it or think about it, they're just internet junkies living from one comment dopamine hit to the next.
Anyways, my thoughts are kind of scattered, but I guess what I'm trying to say is yea, we know. But I think you already knew as well. You don't need to call anyone out because we already know. I agree with you and hope you can move on to greener pastures. But just as a comment, I think you are inherently altruistic, good natured and intelligent, and you see some of these qualities in users here, so you assume that we would behave in a certain way, like to think logically and maximize our ability (financially, emotionally, whatever...) in life. Then when you see us not doing that, you think we must lack self awareness or self control. I don't think either don't realize or don't understand that not everyone is motivated by the same things as you are. A lot of us are "fucked up" permanently because we were raised by fucked up people, or for whatever reason learned destructive coping mechanisms from birth and then bounced from unhealthy habit to unhealthy habit for too long before we finally gained enough awareness to realize that we were already too far behind the curve and have been effectively kicked out of normal society.
I started this out meaning to type generally but it's obviously getting pretty personal, so I'll just say that, we know. But good luck man and I hope this turns out to be a positive change for you. Keep in touch from time to time if you want. -
2018-08-03 at 3:36 PM UTC in Are you ready for dumb? CandyRein LITERALLY thinks this.This is how enter has always flirted with womens
Any girl he likes he is more of a bully to
So.if he is on ur ass it's cause he wants in ur ass -
2018-08-03 at 3:42 AM UTC in Are you ready for dumb? CandyRein LITERALLY thinks this.That's a General Relativity of Time.
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2018-08-02 at 10:37 PM UTC in ʍou spuǝıɹɟ buoɯɐ ǝɹ,noʎ 'xɐןǝɹ 'ʎǝɥjajajajajajajajajajajaja
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2018-08-02 at 2:53 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2018-08-02 at 11:18 AM UTC in Miss Sophie finds dhers to be quite dopey...RIP leg. It was worth it, though.
Now I'll either get a robotic prostetic or a wooden leg. Maybe I'll go steampunk and combine the two somehow. No matter what I design, it will be a real shitface-kicker. Leet is doomed. -
2018-08-02 at 3:29 AM UTC in First name, or initials only....There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh) Katrina (uh) Sabrina (uh)
About three Kim's (what?) LaToya, and Tina (WHOO!)
Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda (uh-huh)
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (damn!)
Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda (what?)
Donna, Ulanda (what?) Tawana, and Wanda (what?)
Were all treated fairly but yet and still
Bitches is on some other shit now that I'm fuckin' wit Dru Hill
But I'ma keep it real (what?)
What the fuck you want from a nigga? (c'mon)
What the fuck you want from a nigga? (c'mon) -
2018-08-02 at 2:46 AM UTC in Smells you like during hot weather.a viscous meth piss the morning after crashing after a binge
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2018-08-02 at 2:02 AM UTC in JoeRell vs LarryLegend
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2018-08-02 at 1:58 AM UTC in JoeRell vs LarryLegend
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2018-08-02 at 1:09 AM UTC in I enjoy not having THC and alcohol in my blood streamI enjoy having a blood stream in my THC and alcohol.
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2018-08-01 at 11:56 PM UTC in Smells you like during hot weather.Carnival smells do be fly tho'!
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2018-08-01 at 11:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionLately I've figured out that if you take a couple hits of nitrous and then start going at it
And then do a couple more Biiiiiiiiiig *Deep* breaths baby, *deep depe dep depedepedepe deep depe deeep* breaths ;)
Wait until just before you pass out. You should have SERIOUS trouble standing upright before you exhale. don't forget!! !
Then smack your own hips (*ooh YEAH!*) and pretend you are a pole on a fuckin'
CARNIVAL CAROUSEL
Now you may nut.
Questions? Comments?!? -
2018-08-01 at 5:25 PM UTC in Everybody hates JoeRell...
Originally posted by joerell Meanwhile all the sick pedos are in a thread discussing very young children…just leftist creeps.
see, this is exactly the sort of thing we're talking about.
what does political ideology have to do with discussing the moral issues around paedophiles and/or shock value shitposting? on average most people here seem to be centre-right with a few anarchists and socialists, but that's neither here nor there.
you're stuck in an us vs. them mindset. everything bad is the fault of leftists, or socialists, or globalists, or probably the clintons.