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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I was doing 85 or 90 mph when a deer jumped off a high bank into the road, the deer saw I was speeding down the road as it was jumping into the road and it landed on its front feet and was already turning in an attempt to miss my car BUT my front fender caught the deer by the rib, it opened the deer at the ribcage dumping the gut sak as the deer flew down the road next to my car as I was slowing down then the deer hit small trees and got bent backwards breaking its back,, it was pretty gruesome,, I had to buy a new fender, hood and headlight assembly for my Jetta,, it really destroyed the headlight but hardly bent the fender and hood
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  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    lol if the horse was being stubbern and the car still had an engine and so u rev it up to scare the horris
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  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Probably a limp bizkit song and i actually dare anyone here to wrestle with me, you will end up being a nigga with a fat lip



    that or

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  4. Red_Woman African Astronaut
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  5. Ya'll niggas lay rhymes
    YOUNG and restless,
    I make Y'all STOP
    Like the Bus of Malice's

    Rest in peace, but there's no piece within
    Peace uncucked, I make peace with sin

    So ubnan HT
    I'll come and date her,
    Before scron cures all schiz-a-frenia
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  6. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Reminds me of this onion piece
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  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    from outerspace.

    Who's victimizing your race.

    It's a fact you're gonna have to face.

    That gay spacenigger semen, you're gonna have to taste.
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  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Europeans are the only actual racial minority and we face daily discrimination, invasion and genocide so yes I would day we are victims … But the victim complex is for weak subhuman handsome and well tanned individuals so we won't stoop to such primitive emotions.

    lol, nice job VICTIM

    "oh no, it's soooo hard being white! I'm so discriminated against! I'm such a victim! Whaaaaaaa!"

    lol, master race my ass, more like weak ass slave race.
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  9. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    I need a link to the article ND I wanna know how he killed himself so I can laugh harder.
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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine the /pol/ thread is huge

    https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/183497458

    celebrations like this only come once in a lifetime!
    Hopefully george bush is the next to die!




    heh.
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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Imagine you take your daughter camping and you end of having sex with her in the tent that night and a storm came in and lightning came thru the tent and while you were having sex and the lightning melted your dick skin to her vagina and you were stuck together and then bear came in the tent and mauled your daughters face and she died and when the police found you with your dead daughter attached to your dick skin. You'd have a lot of explaining to do.
    \
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  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    Only 4 inches of chips in a 12" bag!?! L@@K me, and my tape-measure swag.
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  13. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Duke Zion Does Woody die in the third one?

    They all die in the furnace.
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  14. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by D4NG0 lol. sounds like a gay dating site.

    Wouldn't it be funny if we somehow advertised Into Sanctuary as a gay hookup site, and sent a bunch of homosexual users there, kind of like what happened with DH to us?
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  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    How are thighs supposed to look like the night sky anyway? Fucking dumbass horse fucking bitch ass nigga.

    Are you Randy Airlines?
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  16. cartof Yung Blood
    Here's why, SOME people literally cannot control their urges and have to get off in some way, if a guy or girl forces you into sex be GLAD they think you're attractive enough to waste their time on you. I think it's dumb too that people are getting YEARS for such a dumb "crime" literally it won't 'scar' you for that long. Maybe a week and that's it. By you reporting rape, you're literallyruining someone else's life that cared enough about you to have sex with you, sex is suppose to be meaningful. If you don't want to be raped there are many ways to prevent it, if you let it happen then clearly you want it to happen and you deserve it
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  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I thought about getting The Following. The base game was fucking stupid on so many levels, I hated _every_ character that got a single line, the durability mechanics were cancer, the plot was a moronic sequence of macguffins, the stealth sequences resolved to "spam q and watch patterns", the "oh no we're running out of anti-zombie-meds" like was the stupidest plot device since you could never, no matter what you do, actually run out of said med AND YET there was something really damn fun about it. Progressing from having to play hella skittish and running for the window as soon as you hear a noise in the beginning of the game to being able to grab-and-run through difficult areas, to becoming a fire/lightning scimitar avatar of re-de-animation was satisfying. It was poor horror but the difficulty of the early night missions was enough to create some real shit-your-pants moments the first time you have to go through a tunnel, when those sprinty niggas show up, or any time you enter a confined space.

    The skill balancing was really jank as only like 20% of them were really worth a shit, but when you got one of those 20% it was awesome. I remember spending like 3 days blowing off the game's quests just dropkicking zombie nigs into (completely unexplained) spiky shit for exp. I also distinctly remember the first time I survived a night outside by running out of a safe zone, dropkicking the a night zombie off a roof, and booking it back for like half an hour, then slowly working up to moving further out, taking more risks, eventually being able to move between safezones. It was a really satisfying formula for some reason.

    It's a great example of a game that managed to do almost everything wrong but still somehow created a really satisfying gameplay loop that salvaged the game.
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  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm not sure what's wrong with your father's penis, I can ask him if you supply me with his email address however.
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My phone auto corrects JUNKIE to caps because I used to text it to this girl so often

    Edit: not the aforementioned girl
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats called owtissum
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