2018-11-21 at 7:16 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
No offense mq (or kinda offense) but I hope you take this as a lesson to grow the fuck up and cut back on the drinking. Not saying you should quit, just don't get so fucked up you get into bar fights, and if you do get that fucked up, do it at home.
You know all of this because you aren't a retard. I'm just saying be careful cause I lost a toe a few months ago due to similar mistakes. I don't wanna see anything happen to the people here.
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2018-11-21 at 5:47 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
You win some, you lose some.
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2018-11-21 at 5:37 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
He probably owned the place and had a reputation to maintain. Heyhowareya Heyhowareya. Huhhhhhhh huhhhhhhh huhhhhh huhhhhh. Heyhowareya Heyhowareya. Huhhhhhhhh huhhhhhh huhhhh huhhhhhh. You lucky he didn’t do one of these
Heh.
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2018-11-21 at 5:26 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Originally posted by mmQ
No but close he was an American Indian.
You can't hit a native american! That's like punching an eagle! He's going to stand on the side of the freeway and cry a single tear if you hit him.
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2018-11-21 at 11:48 AM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
No but close he was an American Indian.
lol fucking drunk natives
you were all fulla piss n vinegar earlier and likely still riding high after your victory beating up the substitute bartender.
Now you got thumped by a native and natives are typically really sloppy drunks who get really chinky eyed and smiley when they're drunk, likely as a reaction to the sugar in alcohol
all I'm saying is it was your fault and there's really no such thing as a sucker punch when you say cash me ousside come the fuck on mmq you know this. Did you expect Queensbury rules with a drunk native at a bar?
I have no sympathy for you and I hope he followed you home and from now on May or may not be always watching you
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2018-11-21 at 11:25 AM UTC
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I just shit myself...
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
a shart is only a shit when you let others know
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2018-11-21 at 3:44 AM UTC
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Where on Earth is Sploo?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
Is Sudo your daughter?
This is an uncharacteristically mean post for you. Mostly towards me by comparing me to her abominable behemoth of a daughter
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The best quality about me is your mom.
Because there's a piece of me inside her rn.
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2018-11-20 at 3:33 AM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
My mom used to call in to Carl P. Mayfield's show on 103.3 WKDF in Nashville when I was about 3 or 4, and she would pretend to be an older black lady named Ruby. She would get all in their shit and have everybody rollin'. Eventually, she talked to Carl P. off-air and admitted that she was trollin' the whole time and that she was really an almost middle-aged white woman when they wanted to meet Ruby in person. We drove to the station and she brought the crew a few fudge pies. Mom was something else.
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2018-11-20 at 2:09 AM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by mmQ
I absoultrtly looked at my dad's open casket I'm saying why would I want to take a picture of it and look it later lmao
Just gonna put that there.
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2018-11-19 at 7:59 PM UTC
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The Yerkes–Dodson law
Imagine being this smart and devoting all that energy into... being a better-oiled cog in the global machine, maaaaaan.
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2018-11-19 at 7:20 PM UTC
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Single paragraph stories.
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
once upon a time there was a hunter in the woods. he was out hunting around when he happened upon a family of deer drinking at a stream. He got in position to take the shot and hesitated for a moment contemplating how he could reload and kill the whole family. All of a sudden he was gored from behind by a 12 point buck who pooped round shit on his corpse. His body eventually biodegraded and fertilized the grass that the deer ate. Circle of life. The end
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2018-11-19 at 7:19 PM UTC
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Single paragraph stories.
¶ For Sale
¶ Baby Shoes
¶ Never Worn
¶ Fuck Da Police
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Are you at Mayo?
I'll pop in and say hi when I see the Cock Doc there in bout a week.
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2018-11-19 at 1:53 PM UTC
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The Yerkes–Dodson law
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Also, I'd wager dollars to donuts that this thread isn't going to get many contributions from anyone but us, Odigo.
The plebeian masses are too good for attempts at self-improvement. :p
But we'll keep it going though; with the devotion of a soldier.
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2018-11-18 at 3:19 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
So a couple hours ago, I asked my baby sister what she wanted for din-din, that it was my treat.
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2018-11-17 at 10:40 PM UTC
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Cemeteries < Dead Bodies
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Every home in America should have a death room where they deposit their deceased loved ones, a sealed bubble where you watch them rot from outside.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Ghost
Shadow tech
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Signs you are slipping–
You hear someone splashing around in your tub but you are home alone.
SMASHYeah, that's the last one.
SHUT UP! HORSE FLAE!
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've actually "pimped" out girls before and it's really, really not a great life. I would put their ads up and drive them to outcalls and stay close by for incalls. It's all drugs and crying and not worth it. Sometimes they will be busy as fuck and make 1k in a night but fuck, then at 5am you're doing coke with them and they're telling you how they were molested by their mom's boyfriend and their baby daddy used to beat them and they're blowing your buzz making you empathize with a sweaty makeuped whore.
All the time it takes them to get dressed up just to blow some stranger, it really is a depressing life. The naive illusions you people have in this thread are pathetic, especially Zanick as usual. Prostitution is a necessary vocation but it's shitty and depressing and the girls who get into it are broken and heartless. It's not good for a girl who's been mistreated to be offering her body for money. I never hit a prostitute but I did pull a knife when I was all fucked up.
Every prostitute just really wants to forget or gain a better understanding of what they're trying to forget. It's like they're apathetic to the world and their place as a pawn in it. You faggots are literally romantisizing that.
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