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2018-12-07 at 6:13 AM UTC in People who think cigarettes are a part of them
Originally posted by mmQ I knew a kid growing up that had what I assume to be the same "deformity." just a big indentation in the middle of his chest. It always looked like it would be uncomfortable but apparently it wasn't. It was just weird.
It's called pectus excavatum, and yeah I have the same thing. Mash also has it.
It isn't uncomfortable at all. Doesn't feel like I have 'less chest' or whatever.
I used to be really self conscious of it in school and stuff, but now I don't care really. I thought it would be a problem in my romantic relationships but I've never taken off my shirt and had a guy/girl go "ewww what's thattt" so I think I'm good so far. Mostly they just appreciate the natural ash tray holder I've got. Great for after sex.
Also you can put weed in it. It isn't a good idea because of the hair, but it can be done.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-07 at 5:21 AM UTC in People who think cigarettes are a part of themThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-07 at 5:10 AM UTC in People who think cigarettes are a part of them
Originally posted by GGG You can sympathize with someone while still realizing their behavior is totally fucking retarded and illogical. I mean I definitely recognize it in myself, so why not in others? There's nobody here to offend anyway so I can rant all I want.
Well, empathize, not necessarily sympathize. A lot of people don't realize there's a difference between the two.
If someone is going on about how their need for a cigarette is the be-all, end-all of the universe, I can resent their unnecessary and exaggerated complaints and sense of self-importance.
But at the same time, I get where they're coming from.
You can empathize with someone and also tell them to STFU at the same time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-07 at 3:32 AM UTC in People who think cigarettes are a part of themI smoke because it helps with my anxiety, it helps calm me, and frankly, I enjoy a good smoke. It probably helps slightly too with my mental illness due to the low affinity maoi in tobacco. I believe it's why many schizos smoke. I'm sure Malice would have more to add if he were here regarding that.
It's not part of my personality, hell, ideally I wouldn't smoke at all, but at least right now in my life quitting isn't an option at the moment, and considering I'd rather be dead than live another day, I don't really have an incentive to quite.
I don't think people are pieces of shit because they'd rather die than quite, but they are shallow as fuck if, like you said, they consider it part of their personality,something where they'd lose some of themselves without having said crutch. I love my smokes, and I smoke like a freight train, but I'd lose nothing of myself by quitting. I'd still be me, still same personality.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-06 at 5:06 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by mmQ What does it mean to be septic? Im not gonna look it up. I know what a septic tank is like it's a shit tank? So…????
"hey wanna hang out later?"
"no, I'm septic"
"you're?… Shit?"
"I don't know. Yes"
Am I close? Septic ass bitch motherfucker
It's just when bacteria gets into your bloodstream somehow. Occurs a lot in people with gunshot wounds to the gut/abdomen. Pictures wouldn't really show anything since there's nothing actually to show. It might be secondary to a nasty, oozing wound on the leg, but the real damage comes when that bacteria gets into the body and starts going to work on every other organ.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-06 at 11:57 AM UTC in i enjoy data porn.spread sheets, technical data sheets, white papers, precisely and meticulously labeled product specifications, service manuals, schematics and diagrams, blue prints, white prints .....
in short, datas give me hard ons. -
2018-12-06 at 1:08 AM UTC in So I went full OCD mode trying to figure out how User Titles are assignedNOTE: Had to divide the post into two because of the number of embedded items...
The next three tables will be shown back-to-back, as they are related:
1. Sorted by Thanks given:
2. Sorted by Thanks received:
3. Sorted by the ratio between Thanks given and Thanks received:
Conclusions drawn:
-- It's hard to discern any (informally) significant correlations here.
I dunno, I'm drunk now and suffering from data fatigue (if that's not yet a thing, I'm inventing it).
So Lanny, what is the secret sauce?
How are User Titles determined?
My best guess would be by post count typically, but sometimes overriden for some non-quantitative reason. -
2018-12-06 at 1:07 AM UTC in So I went full OCD mode trying to figure out how User Titles are assignedFirst, these are the user titles sorted by number of users per title:
Conclusions drawn:
-- A whole lot of Yung Bloods, followed by a few dozen Houstons, African Astronauts, and Tuskegee Americans.
-- Six victims of incest, four motherfuckers, two space niggas.
-- The remaining all have unique user titles.
The following table depicts the user titles sorted by average posts per user:
Conclusions drawn:
-- I assumed this was the way user titles were assigned, as it's generally the most logical choice with internet forums (aside from custom titles, regardless of post count).
-- However, there are strange patterns in the data that defy this particular method of user title designation.
The next table sorts user titles by average-posts-per-day-per-user, so basically, a measure of how frequently one posts:
Conclusions drawn:
-- Users with unique titles tend to have higher post frequencies.
-- African Astronauts are the only type of user to somewhat defy the pattern, perhaps indicating a certain degree of ambition to reach a higher posting frequency once one has achieved "African Astronaut" status.
The following table depicts the average duration of membership as correlated with user titles:
Conclusions drawn:
-- Generally speaking, having been here longer is more highly correlated with a unique user title. -
2018-12-05 at 8:29 AM UTC in Do you have your bed against a wall?
Originally posted by mmQ If I had the choice to switch to a world where it was always dark and there were "literal" demons and ghouls SCREACHING about, I'd fucking take it in a heartbeat and I don't know why anyone wouldn't.
Well I do know why they wouldn't.
But I don't get it.
Being terrified is probably thr best feeling. It's better than sex/cumming.
What if every time you came, you felt TERRIFIED simultaneously with the PLEASURE.
Like a Rollercoaster but not. Genuine fucking terror. What an awesome emotion.
That’s why people are into choking.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-05 at 8:21 AM UTC in Is HTS still a dude
Originally posted by mmQ I'm wondering the actual grammatical terms for that type of sentence where "dick" typed singularly can also mean plural.
According to this thing they're "irregular plurals":
http://web2.uvcs.uvic.ca/elc/studyzone/330/grammar/irrplu.htm
although I'd argue the "dick" in "taken a lot of dick" is also an uncountable noun.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-05 at 8:13 AM UTC in Do you have your bed against a wall?
Originally posted by Ajax No one ever leaves.
I have strategically placed strings and bells so I am always aware of my surroundings. I also use a salt perimeter.
he's gonna come out of the portal under or above your bed. crawl down on you like spiderman
or she. "The Old Hag" and hold you in place.. pressing on your chest and you won't be able to breath"
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2018-12-05 at 7:42 AM UTC in Is HTS still a dude
Originally posted by mmQ Juiby. Thought you was leaving. (don't want you to). What's up
Thanks.
I don't remember making that post. Long story short: I got REALLY fucked up and, shortly after making that post, destroyed all my electronics for some reason, then apparently told my sister I wanted to fuck her
now she won't talk to me lol
But now I've finally moved out of the place I was in, now I'm on my own. I've gotten cleaned up for the most part, and this place isn't anywhere near as fun sober, and I had to get another phone before I could post again.
Oh well, at least it wasn't another "suicide note"
I'll be around, but I'm going to be spending a lot less time hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-05 at 7:27 AM UTC in Why does Lanny hate Bill Krozby so much?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-04 at 10:42 PM UTC in Is everyone enjoying my double, triple, and quadruple posting?I for one, haven't noticed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-02 at 5:18 PM UTC in Rectal B12
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2018-11-30 at 9:34 PM UTC in Have you ever wondered...I did that air kiss thing once, also trying on my fancy pants, but my father didn't take kindly to it. He stood up from the table and DECKED ME right in the nose and towered over me, shadowy and LOOMING and bellowed, "AIN'T NO BOY UH MINE GUNNA BE NO FAGET!!! WITH YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY KISSES! NOW GIT!"
And I was banned from indoors for that whole winter.
I never air kissed again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-29 at 6:25 PM UTC in NIS Statistics
Originally posted by mmQ Show me an example. Make a beauty blog post that's gonna stand out from the rest of them.
I cant/dont dwell on physical beauty -- its too inconstant.
But I can visual certain visions which leave a beautiful impression:
A room of classic lines
A pale, nearly white, off white walls and wood trim
A large oval, full body mirror in off-white scrolled wood
A nude, fully tanned male turned slightly left toward mirror, draped full body in sheer chiffon draping wrap slightly parted where edges of chiffon meet in front by a beautifully erect show of manhood.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-29 at 6:05 PM UTC in NIS StatisticsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-29 at 5:38 PM UTC in NIS StatisticsDid Dale account for people trolling his test?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-29 at 11:40 AM UTC in NIS StatisticsLanny used to have a feature here where you could "Anonymize your account", essentially making every post you ever made on this website fall under the name The Self Taught Man. Many users in fact did use this feature, some many times, and so The Self Taught Man naturally has a lot of posts and a lot of collective thanks and user stats because it's a combination of however many users decided to wipe their accounts.
Either way, neat stats. You still need to post your totse DUMP.
