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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Age of consent on Mars is 0.
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  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Sup Hamper? Did you just make a comment?

    Nope.

    It just seems that way.
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  3. Technologist victim of incest
    I could just picture me with someone pretty much subdued on their knees, and me standing there trying to twist their neck. They’d probably be lookin up at me like, “what the hell you doin?” Then they’d take me over and rip my heart out.
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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Our pro sports champions are automatically world champions because we're so clearly the number one country.

    I'm just kidding. Im tryna move to Uruguay I just gotta get my ducks lined up real nice.

    Uruguay's in my top 5 of countries I want to move to. Montevideo looks like a really cool city and they're way more democratic than UK/USA.

    Notice you never hear about uruguavian immigrants?



    .
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This should be for the NIS [Nigga Intertainment System].
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  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    YUP,, she used to send em to me till I accidentally posted the wrong pic On the web,, I got double bubble supreme tata pic's also
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Side is a dope name for tek
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  8. Ghost Black Hole
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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Where does the hole go?

    Also it looks like an inverted uterus lmao
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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Did someone say NiS Couples OTP power ranking thread? Here's my list:

    1. Lanny x HTS
    2. MmQ x ohfralala
    3. Hydro x Malice (secret true ending we missed because we didn't read the strategy guide)
    4. §m£ÂgØL/1337/PoC x Hydro (like a foursome where §m£ÂgØL and PoC are getting raped)
    5. Piegirl x H.P. Lovecraft
    ...
    100. Kinkou x Zok
    ...
    500. Your Parents Having Super Kinky Sex While You're Stuck in the Closet and Can't Say Anything And Just Have to Watch
    ...
    612. Enter x Wire's Baby
    ...
    998. Slag x Bumble
    999. -SpectraL x DaGuru (this is just specky masturbating)
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  11. Our personalities don't mix. HOWEVER, they do complement each other. We both read between the lines like a seein' eye doggee, but where I prefer to play retard, you prefer to play reserved-bitch. That's not to say you ARE a bitch, you aren't.

    I read your shit and don't respond to it, because while I enjoy reading it, I can't relate to it, and I assume vice versa. We've played off each other a couple times, but it usually dies as quickly as it starts becaese I don't fucking know where to go with you, you gotdam likeable frumpy southern headcase, because the odds that the two of us would socialize in any setting other than internet anonymity is nil to none. There is a reason for tha- HOWEVER, it is for the more interesting to be able to witness someone who frankly reminds of myself but with juxtaposed mental handicaps that are the reason we type on this retarded fucking website in the first place. And I can't stand myself, which explains why a similar but opposite me would piss me off, whilst providing likable entertainment value, as entertainment>>>self image.

    You are like female mq level wit, but you play off of him much better as mq likes to put his belly on the bar and leave it there for someone else to knock it off with a pool cue after everybody else has already gotten drunk and gone home, and that is appealing to you because you will do the same, albeit with nonchalance that does not lead to your expose. fascinating.

    but mq is a guy, and approachiable and not a play bitch (not real bitch which the neither of you are) and that makes it all of the more easier to find instances in which one could begin to start to form a real true type of bonding formative relationship type experience, becasue bonding is the formation of all love.

    Fucking, okay, lemme give it to ya straight. You see how that sentence is COMPLETELY out of my character ya? You see how this whole post is entirely out of order, and only certain posters will have any clue as to what's really going on regarding this absouletly ridiculous and decrepit loss of motivation that prevents us from even putting our hair up in the morning or doing our dirty dishes? That's what this post is about, and anyone with a brain would know that by now. Even §m£ÂgØL, who is a backup me but is irrelevant because of big boi work, is not not off the hook of this!

    Speaking of Te eTHEHE EHEHE, I share a lot in common with her as well, as she REFUSES to put up a fight even when you're being straight up bitch boi to her, but she knows how to take the words I write in a loving spirit becasue most of what I say is not garbage, even though it appears to be. It;s mostly becausue she doesn't know how to respond to your hidden outrightness. Fucking, even fonaplats knew how much I loved getting to know him. Him would take all day, and I remember it SO CLEARLY. I'm glad he's banned, he should come back tho. That clarity I spoke of earlier is gone, and it is the resulatant of tough love, and of broken nuancial trusts. Please don't forget that, it's important as fuck. Let's remember all the times this DIDN'T happen, it's all the fault of those who have spot on perception and menacing communications, and while I WILL deal with that issue in separate, please give me an answer in regards to the example I give you below. You know what it means, don't lie.
    Ex: boy this lil bitch boy, his name is hee tee, but i call him pee pee.

    OKAY DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

    Y/N

    Please answer.

    I am dead fucking serious
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  12. Originally posted by ohfralala I don’t get the fart sniffers either.

    That was one of the first kinds of porn I watched as a lil' boy. It quit working on me several years ago. It's kinda gross to me now, I check it out a couple times a year and afterwards I'm like...nah.


    I'm still into dicks getting farted on, but those videos were historically very difficult to find. I'm sure there's lots more today though, as this is the golden age of porn.

    Anyway, the best fetish HANDS DOWN is when a female takes an anal creampie and then farts the cum directly into the mouth of another female, who then splits the doubloons with the mouth of the love-giving female, afterwhich the love is then gurgled and consumed.

    I cannot fathom a work of human art that displays acceptance any better than this act. This is the penultimate example of wholesome sex.
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  13. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ Like wow Scoob!

    U got my 100th thnx. Hope u feel speshal :p
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  14. Mamma mia, that's-a spi-cy meatball-a!
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  15. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Corn is corn is corn is not.

    No corn shall be canned before its time?

    Only corn having reached the status of full kernel or above shall be deemed sweet and tender.

    A label, nor a container make the corn. The corn is the fruit of the vine. Hear ye! Hear ye!

    Be jolly -- get creamed.
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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    We should make a niggasin.space fireman calendar where we all get naked and make sexy poses in front of big shiny red trucks
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra house of spacey

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  18. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey what was that fags name that always said folks and everyone made fun of him for being retarded

    Obama?
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  19. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG Also I want to add, it's hilarious how everybody who doesn't like me in this thread likes me on my alt. All my alts are liked until the name '§m£ÂgØL' is attributed to it. Then people have different opinions about the exact same posts.

    Would it still be hilarious if it was because most people here think you're a genuinely unlikeable person, and finding out who you are provides further context to your posts and the spirit in which they were likely made? That people would be willing to tolerate your posts if they didn't know such a shitty person was making them? That the problem isn't what you say - it's you, fundamentally, as a human being? Is that... hilarious? It seems pretty sad.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "you know why I called you Frodo? you just look like the kind of guy who's had his ring destroyed"
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