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I just got my ass kicked

  1. #61
    RestStop Space Nigga
    mmQ, You're too playa.
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  2. #62
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    He probably owned the place and had a reputation to maintain. Heyhowareya Heyhowareya. Huhhhhhhh huhhhhhhh huhhhhh huhhhhh. Heyhowareya Heyhowareya. Huhhhhhhhh huhhhhhh huhhhh huhhhhhh. You lucky he didn’t do one of these

























    Heh.

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  3. #63
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You win some, you lose some.
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  4. #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yep you fellas are right. I brought it on myself and I got what I deserved.

    It all comes back to you, you're bound to get what you deserve
    Try and test that, you're bound to get served.

    I got served.

    Survd
  5. #65
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    No offense mq (or kinda offense) but I hope you take this as a lesson to grow the fuck up and cut back on the drinking. Not saying you should quit, just don't get so fucked up you get into bar fights, and if you do get that fucked up, do it at home.

    You know all of this because you aren't a retard. I'm just saying be careful cause I lost a toe a few months ago due to similar mistakes. I don't wanna see anything happen to the people here.
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  6. #66
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG you aren't a retard.

    That's my new pick-up line.
  7. #67
    Originally posted by GGG No offense mq (or kinda offense) but I hope you take this as a lesson to grow the fuck up and cut back on the drinking. Not saying you should quit, just don't get so fucked up you get into bar fights, and if you do get that fucked up, do it at home.

    You know all of this because you aren't a retard. I'm just saying be careful cause I lost a toe a few months ago due to similar mistakes. I don't wanna see anything happen to the people here.

    Also if you must fight...only challenge people who are at least 6 inches shorter than you and 30-50lb lighter.
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  8. #68
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    How did you lose a toe in a barfight?
  9. #69
    Originally posted by RisiR † How did you lose a toe in a barfight?

    I don't know, how do you lose a toe in a bar fight?
  10. #70
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Sorry u got beat up mmq. Hope u feel better soon m8 ☺️
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  11. #71
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't know, how do you lose a toe in a bar fight?

    Probably a gay bar and GGG was a Coyote Ugly dancer. One of his customers got too far while GGG let vodka run down his leg into the dudes mouth and started chewing on his toe. Then GGG tried to kick him in the face but the dude already had a solid grip on the toe and snapped it off.

    Yea, that's probably what happened.
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  12. #72
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Q you can get your manhood back by relentlessly training in the kung fu (shaolin of course) and going back and kickin that guys ass!!!

    I’ll be your mr miyagi
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Archer513 Q you can get your manhood back

    Wait, he took his penis?
  14. #74
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wait, he took his penis?

    Symbolically...yes
  15. #75
    Well from what Teeheehee told me that's no big loss anyway.
  16. #76
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cash me ousside
  17. #77
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Boo-

    I'm gonna kick your ass!

    (That's as high as I can reach.)
  18. #78
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    On the real, though. I got my ass kicked many times. After my high school time I didn't get embarrassed anymore. A fight is a fight. I've beat up many dudes where it wasn't a fight and only sometimes I felt proud. When it's a fight it's a fight and then you can get fucked up and still keep your head up high, in my opinion.

    It sucks way more to walk away questioning your humanity after you almost killed a guy over some bullshit than questioning your "manhood" after you got your ass kicked over some bullshit you yourself provoked. Getting seriously injured and mentally harmed by an attack is a different story, though.
  19. #79
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    There once was a nigga named Q

    Had No money,but weak like a jedi

    Liked to get drunk

    Got his ass thumped

    By an injun over a game of pool
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  20. #80
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
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