2018-11-15 at 5:07 AM UTC
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Fineries
I go to Mall of America a lot beceous I live like fifteen minutes away from it, and I've realized that I had like no presentable clothes before I came here, so I've been buying lots of Malice tier clothes.
I went into Hugo Boss and it was just me and the store clerk. It took her a while to look for something in the backstock, and I started realizing it was getting hot hot HOTTER! When she came back she asked me if I wanted something to drink right on cue, some water or espresso maybe?
I said some water would be great, but I'm thinking in my head that I've never been offered espresso in a clothing store before. Or water. This is nice. This probably gets better as you move up the eschalons of shopping.
Anyway, I don't drink caffeine regularly anymore, but I would have liked to have had some espresso becaese I've never had straight espresso before, and because the prospect of shoppin' while coffee coppin' intrigued me.
I didn't ask for it though, becaose that would have been out of character, as I don't drink espresso, and it's not something I would have thought of wanting while I'm pre-perspiring. I did want water.
She gave me some coupons for the nicer restaurants in the mall and tells me to go to this place, Crave, becuose it's upscale, and she likes upscale food. Yeah, she said that. I went there, it was delish. I forgot to use the cupons, I'll have to go bek
Anyway, climbing through the social tiers very quickly by blowing through money is awesome. Like, I get to skip levels that take some people most of their lives to climb over.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
this would be a great time for infinityshock to say something racist but alas he has killed himself and we are all better for it
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2018-11-14 at 11:38 PM UTC
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Users you would do
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by mmQ
Basically when anyone says to you "what do you wanna do?" they're saying "what do you want to fuck?"
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cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
I'm going to call you retarded again because you really made the statement that because it's based off
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Things aren't "based off" they're "based on".
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2018-11-14 at 10:59 PM UTC
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Meth vs Crack
The first time I smoked crack it was when I scraped my bong after my dad smoked a bunch of crack in it and I forgot he did that.
Did one hit and I was like OH FUCK and ran all the way to my girlfriends highschool and walked around the school 10 times until she came out for lunch and I was like HEY WHATS UP then it wore off before she went back to class and I was like wtf just happened.
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2018-11-14 at 10:34 PM UTC
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Infinityshock's Ban
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
I remember once going to a rave and doing a whole load of really fucky ecstacy tablets and was tripping like crazy. Then I had to drive us home after and was driving along the motorway tripping like fuck. There were all these fluffy white rabbits running about on the grass verge everywhere. Then I was on this stretch where you could see a good couple of miles of road ahead. Right in the distance I saw a big box truck parked on the hard shoulder on the other side. Although for some reason it was facing the same direction I was. As I started getting closer it was clear that it was broken down because there were all these ropes attached to it with midgets pulling at it. And I noticed as I got closer this truck was super huge, like 30 or 40 foot tall at least. I was looking at this for ages wondering wtf was going on over there. Then as I got near it became clear that it was just the back of a huge road sign on the other side of the road that I was looking at. lol
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Well go head and like her post Romeo.
Cup, jiggaboo is interested in taking u out on a date once ur divorce is finalized, of course.
She's lying..here is our PM conversation
Jiggaboo_Johnson
I'd sooner be homosexually raped by a herd of wild goats.
Teeheehee
that could be arranged for 500$ probably or even less
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2018-11-14 at 8:57 PM UTC
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Infinityshock's Ban
Maybe. I stayed awake for 13 days once and I was going to work every day interacting with customers and my co workers just fine.
At night though I did crazy shit like 'escape' my house by jumping out my bedroom window and coming home at 6am. My dad saw me come home and he was like "When did you go out? I didn't know you left" and I was like 'oh I just went to get a 7-11 coffee'
I was actually in the garage all night smoking tech thinking everyone in 100 miles could see my shadow when I lit the bic so I tried to block the window and door so no light could escape but I was trying not to make any noise.
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Don't blame you mq, I'd do the same. Smear the dog turd under the handle so its on his hand when he goes to open his truck. Leave a note on the windshield telling him that's his dogs shit and if he keeps leaving it you'll keep giving it back to him.
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The real question is have you ever given a worm a blowjob? ๐
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2018-11-14 at 12:24 PM UTC
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Meth vs Crack
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Sudo
I smoked crack for 3 months and my life was completely ridiculous during that time. Crack is so dirty and gross. This is clearly the first time you've smoked it. It's actually extremely pathetic
I see what you're saying, because, believe it or not, I have gone through crack binges before.
But what can I say? It's fun when that dopamine hits you just right.
Sure, it's gross, I'm self-aware enough to acknowledge that, but I just like to binge for a few days here and there.
I really do go back to normal life when it runs out.
I do daily conference calls and nobody has called me on my intoxication yet.
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2018-11-14 at 12:17 PM UTC
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Meth vs Crack
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Pretty much.
A nap here or there, but damn the stimulants are fun, and I have money right now so It's so hard to say no.
Plus I live in a town where all you need to do is to go is pull into your local 7-11 parking lot and you've got a smorgasbord of drugs to choose from.
I need to take more benzos and a few more shots of liquor to start nestling into bed, so those sugar plums can dance in my head.
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2018-11-14 at 12:02 PM UTC
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Narcy is a loser faggot
Yup,
Jan-ice
Jan-ass
As my Mom would say: Janny wanny poopy panny.
Or my Dad: Janice wanis preying mantis.
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10 posts and no cock. Typical. TYPICAL!
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2018-11-14 at 11:46 AM UTC
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What have you eaten today?
Originally posted by mmQ
Double stuffed oreos.
Seeing half black girls getting the "double trouble" really gets my motor humming!
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2018-11-14 at 11:40 AM UTC
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Narcy is a loser faggot
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Originally posted by mmQ
I love the Bill Krozbyler but these threads are shit tier bait threads made when drunk and mean nothing.
I'd fight Doug in a parking lot and win every time.
You just know he's one of those stupid guys who are too fucking dumb to know when they're beat. You know the ones think they're a lot harder than they really are, not hard at all really. But just keep coming back for more and more punches, like you'll punch the shit out of them, knock em down, they'll get up just to get knocked down again and again. Not hard at all, just fucking stupid.
Prolly stupid from all those blows to the head. I can imagine Bill Krozby is one of those guys that gets punched a lot an all. Just coz he acts like a complete tit all the time.
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2018-11-14 at 11:38 AM UTC
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Speaking of smells ....
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by mmQ
I wanna know what impure garbage is now.
When you just throw some clean shit into the pile, you get impure garbage.
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This thread IS about your dick and face, dickface! Now get back to your OP, and letโs see it๐๐
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2018-11-14 at 11:30 AM UTC
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Speaking of smells ....
Originally posted by mmQ
Like I said your ears naturally clean themselves. They just do. If you have to clean your earwax often that's a problem maybe.
Ding ding ding, we have a winner here! Qtips are only supposed to be used to clean the outer ear. A person is not supposed to put anything in their ears, nothing at all. The ears naturally clean themselves. Using qtips just pushes the wax into the ear further, then the person has impacted serum and has to go to a doctor to get them cleaned out. My health teacher once said, โNever put anything in your ears smaller than your elbow!โ, which means nothing, absolutely nothing!
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