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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He masterminded it.

    You did.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You "asserted" by making this thread, yet you have provided no credible proof for your claim.

    You may wanna go take a peek at who made this thread.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Here's a clue…

    The United State are…

    The United Sataes is…

    I wasn't paying attention to what was being discussed prior. I apologize. I thought you were answering my question from a different thread, in this thread.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven My impressonation of a black:

    Black:so you like drinking beer
    Me:yeah I do
    Black:Oooo EEE let's drink SOME BEER
    ME:Ooooo EEEE *raises glass and drinks milk stout getting a huge milk mustache*

    That's a good impression. Inspired me to do one too. This is my impression of me and a black person who I called Bun B (because he looked like Bun B) that I used to get drunk with and freestyle rap when I lived in Tampa.


    Me: ayy sup brotha

    *Me being cool doing a black person handshake fist grabby thing*

    Him: sup playa what's good whichya

    Me: haha nothing just getting silly

    Him: fo sho, nice nice, heard dat

    Me: so what's new?

    Him: not shit mayn I guess I'm working on some new flows

    Me: hell yeah nice let's hear them

    *He turns his car on and turns up the stereo with his beats*

    *Freestyle session ensues*

    We smoked a lot of weed too. Jaja
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It was corrupted in the 1860s

    Boston?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's happening in Boston 10 years from now?
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    word of the day is FECES
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Everyone losing their damn minds lately

    it does feel like it huh

    meanwhile I'm the only normal person here with the voice of reason debunking iceberg debates like a G

    lol
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    is it a mistake to reply to vinny? lol
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Did she have a tetris block inked above her pubic bone or what?

    idk never been my jam but if i were able to examine the goods like an old timey slave auction and everything seemed operational, i might throw her one for the ol bucket list.

    Howd they get the hips to look like that tho? damn transformers

    lol made me laugh out loud

    if i don't know any better I would fuck IT too. if it whipped out a cock I would be sad but you're right maybe just whatever I've come this far lets finish the job
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ahh like a reverse crab walk.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's a bear crawl? I imagine it looks like what the Salamanca brothers did in that one episode of breaking bad where they do the religious crawling thing toward their "temple". Yeah? No?
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    grey in both appearance and demeanor
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    fair point

    I make a lot of retarded drunk posts so I probably shouldn't act like it's so weird. But it's weird.

    Oh well.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I even skip 99% of wario threads but this one 'HOLY FUCK' finally got me only because I woke up with a buzz. Fine. Holy fuck. What happened. Let me read the replies making fun of you. I guess it was sort of worth it in a disgusting way.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat dude its fucking amazing on methodrone touching your ass and imagining an ugly young chivk with short hair licking your asshole.

    Posts like this have to be rage-bait like there's no reason to say this other than to garner a response and here I am responding.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Instigator The clue is in the nicknamefolks, can't even sing songs without telling us about crimes they do.

    #bornthisway
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's FINNA be a long weird day. I'm specifically saying this to panny who will read this the moment he wakes up Mr online stalker :)
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder if Lala is drinking vermouth
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