Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-09-03 at 3:15 PM UTC in The official horror thread
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Just forget I ever mentioned them. They're stupid and forgettable and you won't like them.
2. 2023-09-03 at 3:14 PM UTC in The official horror thread
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I've talked this up far too much. You're gonna be underwhelmed now. I'm going to burn myself in my oven all day today in penance for what I've done. Thank you.
3. 2023-09-03 at 3:13 PM UTC in The official horror thread
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Thank you. "Entire Sunday." At least watch them at night to make it a LITTLE spookier. The entire runtime between the two is just 2 hours 37 minutes.
4. 2023-09-03 at 3:07 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I missed Jimmy Buffett 3-dollar margaritas all day yesterday. They probably made 3 million just off that alone.
5. 2023-09-03 at 2:52 PM UTC in The official horror thread
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Lanny Somehow this movie has CREEPED its way onto our Halloween movie list and I know it’s going to be fucked up and I’m going to have to sit around like a stooge for 30 minutes the first time something gruesome happens while lala cries and/or hyperventilates.
   
   THANKS BRO

   
   It's not that fucked up. It doesn't try to be over the top like some blindfolded guy anally raping his own newborn child or kidnapping some lady and stomach-fucking her wounds while puking on her face. It's just a fun little film. Less talky, more watchy.
6. 2023-09-03 at 2:48 PM UTC in The official horror thread
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra you guys should stream your domestics

   
   the truest horror movie of all
7. 2023-09-03 at 12:45 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   you are the forum gaslighter and nobody is falling for it , ya heard
8. 2023-09-03 at 12:20 AM UTC in Home of the Free
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm gonna go with who give a shit
   
   these questions get asked by the globe, about the united states, the same way that NFL fans constantly talk about the Dallas Cowboys, even though most of them are fans of other teams
   
   who cares what we do, who cares what they do, why do you care?
   
   lets talk about saudi arabia and India and these places where you just rape women on the streets and behead thieves set em on fire and whatever else lol that seems like a bigger issue than drones giving traffic tickets
   
   but also we don't even need to discuss that TO EACH THEIR OWN yeah just fucking do whatever you want who cares anymore
9. 2023-09-01 at 3:47 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   It is well past your bedtime what the fuck are you doing here lol
10. 2023-09-01 at 3:46 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by A College Professor sippin pale ales listening to 100 gecs ( shout out to DJ Q TIP #lilSportysHomelife )
    
    IS IT HOT LIKE THAT?! YEAH ITS HOT LIKE THAT!
    
    flying to kansas for labor day im gonna ride 'the bart' on the way to the r port come on my train and fuck around see what happens
    
    

    
    Do a kickflip when you get there. Says hi to Patrick Mahomes for me, homes.
11. 2023-09-01 at 2:55 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nigga let's go half on a saaAaACK.
12. 2023-09-01 at 12:26 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Any squeakers in the bunch?

    
    Of course. And the non singers too, just the dudes that stood there the entire time not singing at all.
13. 2023-08-31 at 11:33 PM UTC in HTS was right
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Try it out with GG

    
    Lol the next panel 'im so sorry I'm just kidding babe come in here's a bunch of money too"
14. 2023-08-31 at 11:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Did they all sing in low, gravely, monotone voices?

    
    They did a pretty good job under my direction to be honest. We had all, baritone tenor soprano and altos
15. 2023-08-31 at 9:37 PM UTC in It's pumpkin spice season folx
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    this fucking beer I'm drinking tastes like pumpkin spice absolutely. Tastes like SHIT to be honest. like fucking idk its blueberry and rhubarb but it tastes like shit to me. lol
    
    BLUEBERRY RHUBARB A LA MODE FRUITED SOUR
    
    seems like it would be delicious
    
    tastes like eating a piece of BARK
    
    XD
16. 2023-08-31 at 9:33 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah. Im mean im trying hard to do the like "normal guy" thing but i feel like a bear on a unicycle in these social settings.

    
    as you should feel.
    
    I used to direct a choir of Christian dudes trying to not go to prison. Just remember that. life is funny
17. 2023-08-31 at 9:12 PM UTC in The official horror thread
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    i am also mad put it in the record the docket please
    
    Garret is BIG MAD that Lauren hasn't watched CREEP 1 or CREEP 2 yet. she has 15 days left to watch them otherwise I will do things
18. 2023-08-31 at 8:56 PM UTC in The official horror thread
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I should've ended that with a WINK.
19. 2023-08-31 at 8:55 PM UTC in The official horror thread
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Big mad.
    
    I just sold a SIMPLY MING pan for 10 dollars I'm not mad Lauren. It doesn't work like that.
20. 2023-08-31 at 8:41 PM UTC in The official horror thread
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've never heard of TALK TO ME but ill just download it and watch it later without looking up the trailer UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW.