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2017-01-24 at 4:17 PM UTC in Speaking of two cylinders, which one of themHas a larger surface area if both have the same volume, a taller but narrower cylinder or a shorter and wider one?
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2017-01-24 at 4:14 PM UTC in Why do I always get rejected?And go FSA on you because you suck.
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2017-01-24 at 4:06 PM UTC in Last night I jacked my dick so hard, I flung my load across the room, wo-oaaahh, Woa-o-OOAAHHH
I haven't had sex in months. I've masturbated so much that the guys on the X-ray at the airport said I should consult a doctor before boarding the plane because the low pressure could rip the fracture of my dick causing it to rocket out of my pants and across the plane and through the hull, perforating a hole and creating a vacuum that would suck everyone out of the plane and to their deaths. They also checked my phone looking for a porn cache of epic proportions but found only a couple of memes and pictures of food. They looked at me like I was some kind of freak. -
2017-01-24 at 3:01 PM UTC in Not doing drugsDoctor told me to stay off drugs for a while cuz they could screw up my head and worsen my anxiety disorder to the point where I could either have a stroke or go on a killing spree. She specified coffee and energy drinks.
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2017-01-24 at 2:57 PM UTC in I once gave my dogs pepsi.
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump How would he drink a salt retard? he sniffed it.
Dissolve in water, motherfucker
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2017-01-22 at 7:19 PM UTC in What if cars could run on our pissI'd have infine fuel
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2017-01-22 at 7:18 PM UTC in I once gave my dogs pepsi.
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I once gave my doggo cocaine
Did he drink it? -
2016-12-16 at 5:17 PM UTC in Life is more interesting without scientific labelings
Originally posted by Sophie Stopped reading right there. Was it your mommy and daddy that taught you that? Or was it your priest? Did you also believe your priest when he said "body of Christ" as he rammed his cock into your little boy mouth?
lol you just told me what a special kind of fool you are. stupid enough to feel unsafe with reading reasonable arguments. I have no priests and my parents never told me anything. I have studied ancient history and the sciences and made my own conclusions. And now I have just concluded that I have nothing to debate with a major dumbass like you. Thank you, with that single post you've told me and everyone else to spare ourselves the time and effort of taking you seriously. -
2016-12-14 at 6:43 PM UTC in Life is more interesting without scientific labelings
Originally posted by Sophie I think it's funny how religious people treat atheism/science as a competing religion. I don't believe in God, not because anything proves God doesn't exist but the absence of any sort of indication or proof seems to suggest that there is no such thing as God. People who say: Prove God doesn't exist. Are retarded, logically speaking if the only evidence for God's existence is a lack of evidence for him not existing, then you haven't proven anything at all.
Furthermore, if i were to suppose God did in fact exist then i would say science, is the means by which we would understand God's design.
Post last edited by Sophie at 2016-12-14T15:36:25.416075+00:00
the absence of evidence? lol are you blind? everything you see and even your own self awareness is evidence enough that there is a creation, even if you believe all of this to be an illusion, such illusion can't come out of nothing, something beyond the illusion itself has to make it be. furthermore as i explained earlier, science has no proof either about how organisms and life and conciseness come to be from mere chemistry. are you then saying none of these exist either? you surely didn't read the part where I said that people who disbelieve only because they have not seen proof of some God dude existing are utterly stupid and have no idea what to look for our what the true nature of God really is? As I mentioned earlier, it's not some really old dude with the power of thunder that lives in the sky like the church made you believe when you were little. That concept of God is a literal corruption of the true character of YHWH (God) put in there by the Romans when the Roman elite adopted Christianity as a religion and mixed it with their own religion to convert the conservatives. You would see that if you ever read a book. At some point, they mix up Jupiter (Zeus) and the Judeo-Christian God YHWH (pronounced "Yaweh") and call him "Joveh", who is still the king of Olympus, son of Jupiter (Cronus) and father of the Gods and humans.
The original concept of God was actually pantheistic. This means it is more of a collective consciousness that composes and is composed of the entire universe as a whole.
oh and by the way, atheism IS a religion. -
2016-12-14 at 1:23 PM UTC in Life is more interesting without scientific labelings
Originally posted by littleasianlady Yeah I like to believe something made all this shit. It makes more sense than spontaneous creation. Supernatural stuff makes much more sense than the scientific explanation.
I don't believe in evolution. Natural selection is not evolution.
Eg, if your parents are Chinese you will look like a chink. If your parents are tall you will be too.
That is not evolution.
Actually, they're is a reason why chinks have chinky eyes. they are descendent of the people of the mountains during the ice age. the excess of light because of the sunlight bouncing all about the place on the white shiny snow forced them all to chink their eyes like that to reduce the amount of light they received to avoid being blinded. over the thousands years their faces just adapted to be like that.
The theory of evolution was actually portrayed by German priests and philosophers in the 1600, that is, 200 years before Charles Darwin was born. Their belief of the process of evolution began with spiritual evolution. This way, the process of adaptation of beings was actually the result of a metaphysical intelligence. As the spirit became more complex or started to seek a better body for itself so that it could actively explore and express itself with more freedom, evolving from simple chemicals into a bacteria, then into a colony, then into a more complex organism, then into a sea creature, they into a sea creature that could breathe air, then into something like a seal, later a land animal, and ultimately into a hominid, the form with the body most fit for adaptation and intelligent modification, for it can build and use tools etc that it can use as an extension of its body.
Unluckily, very few writings of this were actually published, they mostly remained a secret among religious scholars and those that did remained only known to Germans because nobody but them speaks that fucking language.
When Darwin published his own study he utterly failed to plot a relation between life and spirit. Most probably because he was a nihilist like David Hume and Frans Voltaire. thanks to this, people starting back then started to believe that science and religion opposed one another. Specially because thanks to the Greeks and the Romans, people actually believed the whole Adam and Eve tale was totally literal and that some guy called Adam was made from a mud statue then had a rib ripped off and from it a girl was cloned, when in fact these are only literary figures from a Sumerian poem. Adam means "clay" and "Ewwa" (Eve) means companion. Adam being birthed from clay refers to life emerging from the earth. Eve, his companion, was taken from a rib on the left side of his chest, that means, from his heart; a pretty romantic picture actually. In some translations it is actually explained that God created them in pairs so that they could live each other and never feel alone and thus remember God's mercy through the love they felt for each other. -
2016-12-14 at 5:40 AM UTC in Life is more interesting without scientific labelingsand yet there are people who believe atheism proves intelligence because science can prove there is no God. Folly is their reasoning, because science can't either prove or disprove the existence of a higher being specially when our mind is too short to even know what to look for. all them hipster antichristians who grudge Abrahamic religions because that inherited them from their parents and they have unresolved teenage angst against their parents for not letting them be hardcore still believe the figure of God as it is referred to in the scriptures is what we all came to know with the image of Zeus, which is actually very distant from the original resemblance of the Abrahamic God, which actually has no physical appearance, thus the forbiddance everywhere in the original scriptures from making any form of representation of God or the Angels. making images and figures of God or Jesus or Mary or any of the prophets, angels or devils is strictly forbidden in the Pentateuch, Bible and Quran, yet the Christians constantly violate this because of the polytheistic Roman tradition and all the corruption that Christianity took upon itself from pagan religions in order to attract pagans into converting, thus giving Christianity all the contradictions that make everybody disbelieve.
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2016-12-13 at 9:52 PM UTC in Life is more interesting without scientific labelingsi know what you mean Bro, I think that a lot too. yet it is only on the shallows that science takes all the fun from it. As you go deeper into the science you find out that science leaves much unexplained. it tells you about processes, mechanics, substances etc and it tells you how they work, but it yet can't explain why they do and why out how did it all come to work just like it does. For instance, look at chemistry and how matter is made. why or at what point does a bunch of electromagnetic charges of different behaviors gathered together acquire substance and become physical matter? (atoms and subatomic particles) why do these bundles all make a different type of matter depending on their size? why do different of these combine to make up complex matter of infinitely varying physical characteristics? and most specially, at what point did such thing as one of these substances became able to duplicate itself and prevent itself from being destroyed and at what point of all of this did life and awareness come from? Science has not yet been able to explain or even begin to examine it. There HAS to be something more to it than just our "science". That is why there was once some scientist and philosopher that said that "The first sips of the cup of science will draw you away from religion and spiritual belief, but the deeper you go into the cup will make you believe once again". that said, only fools numb and shallow of mind believe that science disproves religion.
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2016-12-11 at 9:09 AM UTC in am i immortal?sometimes i find it real hard to wake up, others i just can't fucking sleep. sometimes getting real high helps, sometimes not even od on prescription drugs help.
few months ago i downed an entire card of clonas and slit like 8 cuts on my wrists out of pure anger for being unable to sleep. the cuts didn't bleed and the pills didn't knock me out either.
if you can kill an immortal by chopping his head, and if you do you become immortal yourself, what happens if an immortal chops his own head?
what happens if an immortal gives you head? -
2016-12-11 at 8:58 AM UTC in Is whiter semen more pure/potent?whiter seven means you not nigga enough for this
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2016-12-11 at 2:34 AM UTC in You'd expect God to send the messiah when there is technology to record and document his word.no prophet ever came that wasn't laughed at and scored upon at first. some were even sentenced to die, like Abraham, Moses, Joseph, Jesus and Muhammed. Of all of them only Jesus was actually killed though, and on his sentencing he told them "I die for your sins", that is, their unbelieving and their selfishness, but the Roman elite, first to adopt Christianity as an esoteric cult and later as a formal religion twisted the meaning of his words and said "he died so that all our bullshit could be forgiven", when in fact it meant "your bullshit has brought me to my death".
Still, no prophet was actually believed in his time. Only when his threat came was that people started to listen. -
2016-12-07 at 7:44 PM UTC in I know this is a tired topic, but how the fuck are people religious.first off: more has been proven about the Bible than what has actually been disproven. only not everything is literal, quite a lot of it is figurative speech and a lot of what is not is simply ancient poetry, the entire tale of creation for instance, it's actually a work of ancient Assyrian poetry. Abel and Cain were not actually real persons and were not sons of Adam and Eve. They are literary figures that actually represent each a different city or tribe that went to war against each other.
The "Angels" come from the Mesopotamian "anunaki", meaning "people who came from the stars" hinting that people of the era were actually visited by aliens from another planet.
Now, EVERYTHING on the "New Testament" is mostly bullshit made up by the Roman elite when they all finally accepted Christianity. Remember that religion and the state ran hand to hand back then so they made up all kinds of shit to favor the ruling class and help keeping them in power. So is all the bullshit in the book of Leviticus all made up to favor the ruling clerical caste of the era.
If you actually inform yourself on the subject of the historical matters surrounding religion rather than asking an unbeliever or a dogmatic believer, you will find, as I said, more has been proven than disproven, and for the rest, it can't really been disproven. To disprove, you must be positive about its inexistence, and the it can't be proven thing is no disproof. "i haven't seen it" doesn't mean that it doesn't exist, it only means that you haven't seen it or that it hasn't happened to you, and arguing that nobody you know of has seen it either doesn't mean that absolutely nobody on existence has, and yet if that were the case, that wouldn't be a valid disproof either. Science can't still prove or define what life is our where does consciousness come from, for instance.
Second; once you realize awareness and life have little point except just to be, it gives it a better light to believe and expect something greater out of it than just eating, shitting, fucking and dying. -
2016-12-07 at 7:15 PM UTC in Thinking about taking in a hot 12yo Syrian refugeeshe might once you give her the D
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2016-12-07 at 5:39 PM UTC in My Official "Black Hole" Threadfuck this thread
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2016-12-07 at 2:43 PM UTC in I have to hold my dick every time i take a shita couple hundred dollars plus the cement and sealant plus the plumbing work... that money can pay a good vacation. not that I need one because I am unemployed. i knew i should have just joined the army... or the clergy
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2016-12-06 at 4:55 PM UTC in What's the deal with de-caf coffee anyway?i think they use enzymes or catalysts to break it down or to split it appart from the other components of the coffee seed and if it goes anywhere it is to pharma for medicines that include caffeine.
And about that, i think it is like those e-cigs, for pretentious posers who want to look cool but without the actual cool part. sort of like those hipster scientists that created a variant of marijuana that does not produce thc. I mean, thc is the one reason to smoke marijuana.