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Posts by Anal Scratch Hemorrage

  1. i had a dream where I was some sort of Alex Mercer-like mutant. I was walking around with a girl and some dude came up and started flirting with her so i naturally grabbed him by the throat and withh my other hand ripped out his dick, which I then disimtegrated and assimilated into my body, so now I had 2 dicks. Then I went ahead to test my new toy with that girl but she didnt like it, so I ripped it off of me and sprung out my original dick, but I would use that one on that chick without protection, so we went off to buy condoms and bought ones that were made of sandpaper. You know, just to stay casual.
  2. not to lock him up and prevent his freedom, but to administer the required treatment for his acute psychosis.
  3. naphtenic acid, then add some palmiitic acid. that will do the trick. if it worked in Viet Nam it must work there too
  4. Originally posted by -SpectraL You people have NO IDEA of how the Internet really works, which can be a HUGE advantage in the right situation.

    I thought you had gone to Totaeans.com. must habe been thinking of DfagG
  5. itd srtill be better than to be you, spambot
  6. battlemechs will definitely not work for combat. they are expensive, unstable as in much of their gravity is too hugh above their feet, making them easy to stumble, also they are quite a really easy target, because they are large and slow moving. you would see them from far away, shoot at the centre and you kill the pilot and the whole thing becomes useless. step on unstable soil, it stumbles and Id love to see it trying to get up again. also, how much energy would one require? theyd be limited to the extension of the power cable. maybe they can stay around the base and throw rocks and humvees or whatever against the enemy. why use those when a drone costing 1/10th of the money could do a lot more?
  7. the mixture contained in the plant of all those alkaloids would probably make anyone get really sick
  8. she looks like she is 9, you fucking pedo
  9. Originally posted by bling bling The sun will never cool off a bit, without other huge mass come closer.

    It won't happen soon, the closest star is 4 light years away.

    If Earth temperature suddenly becomes as high as the Sun, what would happen?

    All nuclear fuel will be instantly ignite and release energy, after that no more nuclear reaction at all.

    That is the Sun's fate also.

    when the suns fussion mechanism runs out of enough fuel to keep it from collapsing into itself, the outer layers will crash into the core and then be expelled by the force of the shockwave. the mass cloud ejected will interfere with the orbits of the closest planets, making them lose kinetic energy enough to be defeated by the gravity of whatever remains from the sun, thus, making them fall into the sun. the planets that are far away enough to escape the gravity will be blown away by the gas mas that was ejected from the dying sun. this is known as a "Planetary Nebula". other possibility is that they will just break off their orbits as they lose the gravitational pull from the sun and drift around in space until they are caught by another objects gravity. the remnants of the sun itself will remain where they are as a dwarf star that will finally run out of fuel and become just a mass of hot gas, cooling down over the eons
  10. gravity in black holes pretty much rips everything up, makes all particles crash into each other and annihilate themselves and spits the remnants out as gamma rays I believe. I could be wrong though
  11. Originally posted by The Self Taught Man My dick obviously has the most surface area.

    yeah, because your foreskin hangs from your scrotch to the floor. By the way, your whole argument about rectangles and circles is shit. Even a child understands that principle without explanation.
  12. Originally posted by trippymindfuk The one I went to you have to be 21

    it feels odd to think that you are considered fit to go to war 8 years before you are considered mature enough to see boobies or drink alcohol
  13. Originally posted by cerakote well, i guess i can enter those, but what fun is a titty bar without the bar part

    females are only magical when youre drunk

    Id beg to differ from that statement but then again I was always flying on something every time Ive gotten laid. Mostly pot, though
  14. Alex Jones should be locked in a mental institution, only if he werent so hilarious. and wtf was all that about interdimensional pedophile vampires possessing the souls of children? How does that lunatic even live?
  15. Actually anything other than 20/20 is bad because you cant ese distant objects ora you cant read books or work in a computer. My mother and sister had 20/10 and had a very bad time reading without glasses




  16. Originally posted by RisiR Same.

    Really ?
  17. Do me!
  18. Originally posted by Malice Seriously? Pretty fucking stupid suggestion since caffeine is considerably anxiogenic for most people, which is why in the long-term it upregulates benzodiazepine binding GABAergic receptors by about 65% and downregulates beta-adrenergic 25%, IIRC.

    Anxiogenic- generates axiety. I have too much anxiety.
  19. Actor, this is Steve from Customer Service, you are not here, you are in your room, in a coma like trance with the Oculus Rift attached to your head.
  20. Fuck you hillbillies
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