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Posts by Anal Scratch Hemorrage

  1. Originally posted by Sophie Anyway since we're on the topic. Here is some stuff you can do to try to stop some of Microsoft's faggotry.

    Open an administrative command prompt. Which will start you off at C:\Windows\system32 if i recall. Type in: notepad Drivers/etc/hosts

    This should open notepad with the host file. Paste the following at the bottom and save it.


    0.0.0.0 a.ads1.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 a.ads2.msads.net
    0.0.0.0 a.ads2.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 a.rad.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 a-0001.a-msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 a-0002.a-msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 a-0003.a-msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 a-0004.a-msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 a-0005.a-msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 a-0006.a-msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 a-0007.a-msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 a-0008.a-msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 a-0009.a-msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 ac3.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 ad.doubleclick.net
    0.0.0.0 adnexus.net
    0.0.0.0 adnxs.com
    0.0.0.0 ads.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 ads1.msads.net
    0.0.0.0 ads1.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 aidps.atdmt.com
    0.0.0.0 aka-cdn-ns.adtech.de
    0.0.0.0 a-msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 apps.skype.com
    0.0.0.0 az361816.vo.msecnd.net
    0.0.0.0 az512334.vo.msecnd.net
    0.0.0.0 b.ads1.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 b.ads2.msads.net
    0.0.0.0 b.rad.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 bingads.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 bs.serving-sys.com
    0.0.0.0 c.atdmt.com
    0.0.0.0 c.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 cdn.atdmt.com
    0.0.0.0 cds26.ams9.msecn.net
    0.0.0.0 choice.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 choice.microsoft.com.nsatc.net
    0.0.0.0 compatexchange.cloudapp.net
    0.0.0.0 corp.sts.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 corpext.msitadfs.glbdns2.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 cs1.wpc.v0cdn.net
    0.0.0.0 db3aqu.atdmt.com
    0.0.0.0 df.telemetry.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 diagnostics.support.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 ec.atdmt.com
    #0.0.0.0 fe2.update.microsoft.com.akadns.net
    0.0.0.0 feedback.microsoft-hohm.com
    0.0.0.0 feedback.search.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 feedback.windows.com
    0.0.0.0 flex.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 g.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 h1.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 i1.services.social.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 i1.services.social.microsoft.com.nsatc.net
    0.0.0.0 lb1.www.ms.akadns.net
    0.0.0.0 live.rads.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 m.adnxs.com
    0.0.0.0 m.hotmail.com
    0.0.0.0 msedge.net
    0.0.0.0 msftncsi.com
    0.0.0.0 msnbot-65-55-108-23.search.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 msntest.serving-sys.com
    0.0.0.0 oca.telemetry.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 oca.telemetry.microsoft.com.nsatc.net
    0.0.0.0 pre.footprintpredict.com
    0.0.0.0 preview.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 pricelist.skype.com
    0.0.0.0 rad.live.com
    0.0.0.0 rad.msn.com
    0.0.0.0 redir.metaservices.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 reports.wes.df.telemetry.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 s.gateway.messenger.live.com
    0.0.0.0 schemas.microsoft.akadns.net
    0.0.0.0 secure.adnxs.com
    0.0.0.0 secure.flashtalking.com
    0.0.0.0 services.wes.df.telemetry.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 settings-sandbox.data.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 settings-win.data.microsoft.com
    #0.0.0.0 sls.update.microsoft.com.akadns.net
    0.0.0.0 sO.2mdn.net
    0.0.0.0 sqm.df.telemetry.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 sqm.telemetry.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 sqm.telemetry.microsoft.com.nsatc.net
    0.0.0.0 ssw.live.com
    0.0.0.0 static.2mdn.net
    0.0.0.0 statsfe1.ws.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 statsfe2.update.microsoft.com.akadns.net
    0.0.0.0 statsfe2.ws.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 survey.watson.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 telecommand.telemetry.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 telecommand.telemetry.microsoft.com.nsatc.net
    0.0.0.0 telemetry.appex.bing.net
    0.0.0.0 telemetry.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 telemetry.urs.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 ui.skype.com
    0.0.0.0 view.atdmt.com
    0.0.0.0 vortex.data.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 vortex-bn2.metron.live.com.nsatc.net
    0.0.0.0 vortex-cy2.metron.live.com.nsatc.net
    0.0.0.0 vortex-sandbox.data.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 vortex-win.data.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 watson.live.com
    0.0.0.0 watson.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 watson.ppe.telemetry.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 watson.telemetry.microsoft.com
    0.0.0.0 watson.telemetry.microsoft.com.nsatc.net
    0.0.0.0 wes.df.telemetry.microsoft.com


    You might want to add some more, i am sure they have updated their list. While you're add it, save this paste as a .bat file and run it as administrator. And just for good measure configure your router firewall to block the domains i put in the code tags.

    To stop telemetry and update shenanigans to some extent at least save the following as a .bat file somewhere on your PC.


    @echo off
    openfiles.exe 1>nul 2>&1
    if not %errorlevel% equ 0 (
    Echo You are not administrator! Right Click file select run as admin
    pause
    EXIT 1
    ) else (

    SETLOCAL

    REM uninstalling some sketchy updates
    echo uninstalling updates, be patient...
    echo Delete KB971033 (license validation)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:971033 /uninstall /quiet /norestart
    echo - next
    echo Delete KB2902907 (Microsoft Security Essentials)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:2902907 /uninstall /quiet /norestart
    echo - next
    echo Delete KB2952664 (Get Windows 10 assistant)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:2952664 /uninstall /quiet /norestart
    echo - next
    echo Delete KB3012973 (Upgrade to Windows 10 Pro)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:3012973 /uninstall /quiet /norestart
    echo - next
    echo Delete KB3014460 (Upgrade for windows insider preview / upgrade to windows 10)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:3014460 /uninstall /quiet /norestart
    echo - next
    echo Delete KB3022345 (telemetry)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:3022345 /uninstall /quiet /norestart
    echo - next
    echo Delete KB3068708 (telemetry)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:3068708 /uninstall /quiet /norestart
    echo - next
    echo Delete KB3080149 (Telemetry)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:3080149 /uninstall /quiet /norestart
    echo - next
    echo Delete KB3112336 (monitor quality of upgrade experience)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:3112336 /uninstall /quiet /norestart
    echo - done.
    timeout 5


    REM Disable some tasks
    echo Disabling tasks. If you get an error, that's fine and of no consequence
    timeout 3

    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Application Experience\AitAgent" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Application Experience\Microsoft Compatibility Appraiser" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Application Experience\ProgramDataUpdater" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Autochk\Proxy" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Customer Experience Improvement Program\Consolidator" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Customer Experience Improvement Program\KernelCeipTask" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Customer Experience Improvement Program\UsbCeip" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\DiskDiagnostic\Microsoft-Windows-DiskDiagnosticDataCollector" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Maintenance\WinSAT" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\ActivateWindowsSearch" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\ConfigureInternetTimeService" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\DispatchRecoveryTasks" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\ehDRMInit" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\InstallPlayReady" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\mcupdate" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\MediaCenterRecoveryTask" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\ObjectStoreRecoveryTask" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\OCURActivate" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\OCURDiscovery" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\PBDADiscovery" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\PBDADiscoveryW1" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\PBDADiscoveryW2" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\PvrRecoveryTask" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\PvrScheduleTask" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\RegisterSearch" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\ReindexSearchRoot" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\SqlLiteRecoveryTask" /DISABLE
    schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\UpdateRecordPath" /DISABLE
    echo - done

    REM Kill some services
    echo Killing Diagtrack-service (if it still exists)...
    sc stop Diagtrack
    sc delete Diagtrack
    echo - done

    echo Stop remoteregistry-service (if it still exists)...
    sc config remoteregistry start= disabled
    sc stop remoteregistry

    echo Done. First time run will need a reboot for the changes to take effect.
    REM shutdown -r
    pause
    )


    And run it as administrtor. Now run;

    schtasks /create /tn 'Windows Can Get Bent' /tr [path] /sc onstart /ru System


    From an elevated command prompt but be sure to change "[path]" to the location of where you saved the above file. Let's say you saved it in 'C:\Users\FuckWindows' as 'main.bat', you would change "[path]" to C:\Users\FuckWindows\main.bat


    Hope that helps.

    What's that supposed to do?
  2. Originally posted by Sophie Are you on FF Quantum? They fucked something up a bit ago. It basically caused everyone's extensions to malfunction. I wasn't affected even though i have auto-updates on. But then again i mess with all my apps, especially browser to shore up the security. Maybe i wasn't affected due to some value i changed in about:config, i really haven't looked into it.

    Also, a friend of mine has FF as well, but he is on Win10, basically on Windows it outright refused to install certain extensions. I would hazard to guess Microsoft is up to no good, as usual. But Windows is pretty shitty in general so who knows.

    Well, I am actually on windows 10. Not long ago I was living somewhere where there aren't any landlines for phone or cable, and the environment makes satellite com unreliable because it's always so cloudy. In order to connect, my house was using a mobile broadband reciever, which was also shit because this place is so remote the nearest mobile repeaters are almost 100 km away, so my computer wasn't able to do it's auto update shit, both because the internet was shite and also because I had set on the "mark this network as a metered network" thing. However, two things happened. Apparently, windows 10 is made so that if you haven't done any updates in a long time it will start malfunctioning in order to force you to update, and also, stupid Bit Defender antivirus kept on restoring the values and reactivating windows update automatically. I recently moved to a new location and hired a broadband landline, so now i can connect properly and i allowed my computer to do those pesky updates I had been avoiding for so long in an attempt to have the damn thing working properly again. It turned out it didn't work, and the firefox thing is just one of many issues now, ranging from wifi card malfunctions caused by the computer creating ghost virtual wireless receivers and connecting to them instead of connecting to the true one, to trouble with many of my computer programs, which ltimately i had to uninstal and reinstal.
  3. Recently i saw some headlyne about how Google Chrome was going to stop supporting adblock extensions. Now, i don't know if that's true or false, which is part of what im asking here, but what I do know is than, ever since it's last update, Mozilla Firefox browser just kicked off my NoScript and my Adblock, stating that those addons were too old and not supported anymore, and that i had to remove and replace them. However, when i go into the extensions page to look for and download th new versions, they do appear in the lists and appear as downloadable, but when I click "add extension to firefox" it always either pops this message about my download having failed or it straight up sends the entire tab to "page not found", so I started using chrome instead, and much to my surprise, i was actually able to use my NoScript and Adblock.

    Now, provided this is something they might do, as now Goodle owns youtube and many other pages and they all have ads, it makes sense that they might want people stop using adblock, but, does anyone know anything about this? did firefox really block these extentions now or is it just my computer?
  4. I bet you couldn’t pull that one off with a straight face, faggot
  5. Originally posted by Ghost you should become the first person to do it. Preferably without the parachute

    That’s all part of the plan. It’s in my new book, coming up at bookstores soon. It’s called “How to dick slap life in the face with style”. Features all kinds of cool shit, but it’s not for the faint hearted. I know you should have no problem reading it, given you have no heart, cause you’re just a huge pussy. You only don’t get the guiness world record for biggest pussy in the world because you keep on sucking every official who tries to take any measurements into your colossal gaping void.
  6. He doesn’t use makeup. He was born looking like a fag and being a fag.
  7. So, i posted in SG, because I had obviously forgotten that SGers are So Gay.

    Anyway, I had a question, I was wondering if anyone knew if it had ever happened that a skydivers lands right in front or on top of a moving vehicle, wether the parachute deployed correctly and the guy just sucks at landing, or parachute failed and the guy just smashed like a meteor into the car. Anyone know anything about this?
  8. Originally posted by Erekshun I wonder why people jump out of a perfectly flying airplane.

    The thrills, man. Almost dying feels awesome!
  9. Has it ever happened that a skydiver falls on top of a moving vehicle? Wether the parachute deployed properly and the guy just didn’t manage to steer into a proper landing spot or parachutes failed and the guy just outright fell into traffic. Has it ever happened?
  10. I thought youwere a wethey
  11. It doesn’t matter if you do, now carry on killing those cussacs!
  12. Idk why i keep attracting and dating women with daddy issues. They are freaky and crazy as hell. There is this one i had a crush on since highschool. I finallly got to date her a few weeks ago, after 15 years of having the bigggest crush on her, and it turned out to be a super duper major red flag like ive even seen before. Gotta say im pretty disappointed with life now.
  13. Originally posted by Who

    I love girls with this colour of nipples
  14. I want to penetrate this 16 year old. Shes really hot. Shes also really far away tho. Like, more than a decade away.
  15. She hasn’t called- so fucking sad. Anyone want to blow me?
  16. Originally posted by A College Professor

    That's a whole new level of tongue!

    Here's the good one though!

  17. In this thread we tell anecdotes, and reply to the post above our own with a better, more awesome anecdote.

    I'll start.

    Last night, in a strip club in my neighborhood, this cop was trying to extort some drunk guy with an illegal stop-and-search, and the guy started to beat the shit out of the cop. The cop pulled his gun out, but the guy snatched it out of his hand and shot him and ran away. Trying to chase after him, two patrol cats crashed into each other. Apparently, police in this town are clumsy idiots.
  18. I don't think so. However I wouldn't use it as an icon for this community, even if it was an important part of our history. You know what they do to smoke donkeys around here, which is also a reason for having to have wiped all those shemen that kept complaining that their dick was only proof of their reptilian womanhood. But you don't ask just anybody this, people kill over having all that part of history buried 10 meters or more under the ground along with the people who know or remember it
  19. Originally posted by NARCassist got some gear earlier and had a smoke then settled back and went to jerk off. it totally wouldn't get up no matter what. was trying for well over an hour. the same thing happened last week when i had a bag of gear too. yet the next morning i was totally back to normal. i dunno what the fuck is cut into this shit, but a lesser man than me could easily develop a psychological and end up with a permanent mr floppy just through paranoia. that is some pretty fucked up shit, i reckon the only thing that would make me suicide is having a dick and not being able to use it haha.




    .

    Erectile disfunction, bro. It's a bitch. It might mean that you're a bit old to be taking drugs and masturbating.
  20. I only hope you're wearing your clothes the Reich way.
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