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Posts by Anal Scratch Hemorrage
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2016-12-06 at 6:08 AM UTC in The prayer thread.who deleted my invocation prayer?
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2016-12-06 at 6:05 AM UTC in I have to hold my dick every time i take a shit
Originally posted by Malice This never happens to me. They have enlongated toilets to prevent this, btw.
yeah, because 'hey everybody, mr big dong is here lets all just change our toilets so he can take a shit'. toilets are expensive, son, the most expensive part of the house besides the kitchen and the fallout bunker. -
2016-12-05 at 5:27 AM UTC in *resurrects thread**kills thread*
*article about dead thread and picture of its corpse are posted the headline of every newspaper in HB* -
2016-12-05 at 5:22 AM UTC in I have to hold my dick every time i take a shitit really grosses me out when touches the toilet bowl or the seat. either my toilet is to small or my dick is to big.
on other news, my goddamn cellphone keeps writing whatever the fuck it wants and makes me have to correct every 6/4 words -
2016-12-02 at 12:48 AM UTC in I want to make a non exploding (US Felon) projectile weapon, but I have no idea.
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2016-12-02 at 12:46 AM UTC in setting up a tent on my ceilingYou have to turn off gravity first
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2016-12-02 at 12:27 AM UTC in Turkey declares war on syria.Erdogan is CONVINCED that Turkey owns half of territorial Syria, Armenia, Iraq and Greece. He thinks of himself as a reincarnation of whoever was that Ottoman conqueror that created the Ottoman Empire and he wants to revive it. By all means he should not be allowed. He should be captured and excecuted and the Turkish army disarmed or we all face serious fucking trouble. Last thing we need is a self-righteous heretic Islamist version of Adolf Fuckin' Hitler.
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2016-12-02 at 12:22 AM UTC in Instead of thanks and cucked we should usewhat does that "cuck" thing even mean?
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2016-12-02 at 12:22 AM UTC in Are we getting spammed by bots?Lanny, I am seeing quite a few strange new usernames posting bogus random word diarrheas with hyperlinks to what appears to be sale sites, I haven't clicked though cause Im afraid they might be leading to virus or some other malware. Can you please inform and do something about that?
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2016-12-01 at 11:33 PM UTC in TNT rectal prolapse destructor with PN15 bearing protactor GPS T9HC Lawnmower hyperspace super cool extreme ball ticklingSpace mad cow poetry redifined with SQ-55 additional turtle retin oil guaranteed to give your bulldozer an extra 100'000km at maximum speed! Get some from yomama.cums
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2016-12-01 at 10:38 PM UTC in ATTN: SCronaldohe is the upgraded version of toothlessjoe. he now has teeth so he would not be toothlessjoe anymore, just "joe", which is kind of lame, so he killed risiR and stole his identity
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2016-12-01 at 3:16 PM UTC in Not Leaving. Not dying. Just taking a break.that reminds me of another cold wasteland I still yearn for... my exgf :(
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2016-12-01 at 3:09 PM UTC in Attn: Trumpwho's up for planetary delivery?
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2016-11-27 at 9:31 PM UTC in It must suck to be afraid of Muslims
Originally posted by Michael Myers That's interesting. Also, you probably already know this, but the Crusades started after the pope lied to the people about their Christians brothers being slaughtered by Muslims. They were actually living in peace in Palestine. But the pope decided to fuck it up. I think it was because a king asked him to. I'm not entirely sure.
Yeah. That actually happened. It was a French king as well. And it was because either emperor Saladin or whoever was khalif of the Muslim world back then ordered that Europeans should not be allowed to enter the Holy Temple (Temple of King David) unless they paid an entrance fee, because most Italians and Spainards and Frenchmen were absolute cunts and continuously failed to pick up their trash and help with the maintenance of the temple, forcing Muslims and jedis to clean up all their mess. In further and more radical attempts to discourage those pesky Christians from visiting Jerusalem, tribes of jedis and Muslims started to set up camps near the roads to ambush European travelers to rob them and scare them back to Europe. As an outcome, sir Bartholomew of France founded the order of the Poor People's Nights Templar to escort European pilgrims. A few years later the Pope under the encouragement of some of the Templars decided to steal control of Jerusalem from the Saracens (Muslims and jedis) and drive them all out of Jerusalem -
2016-11-19 at 11:19 PM UTC in Attn: Trump
Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Already had subways new ruben today so I am good on the sammich. It was actually pretty fuckin good for a ruben from subway.
Back in the city where I lived for the last 8 years there was a burger grill called "Ruben's". Those were some of the best burgers I've ever eaten including Carl's Jr and dinner other place which name I can't remember -
2016-11-18 at 5:36 AM UTC in Attn: TrumpI am Mexican,
I am Muslim,
I am white,
Do I get to build wall?
I mean, cause I'm also an architect and get t to keep 10 to 12 percent of the final cost as profit, which is sweet lots of gold for that many miles of border. -
2016-11-18 at 5:28 AM UTC in Sometimes i'm like "Fuck this shit"But do you fuck that shit or do you just think about it? See? That's the problem with most of us these days, we're lazy and just think everything over and over and it gets us nowhere.
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2016-11-18 at 5:07 AM UTC in I think I might go up to a random person and say a fortune cookie quote.Fortune Cookie Says: "The Day shall come when the Night is over. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5".
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2016-11-16 at 8:55 PM UTC in its alway 420 somewhere
Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ this
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2016-11-16 at 5:14 AM UTC in I'm sad and depressed right now. Somebody please tell me you love me.yeah, drugs are quite a problem. But if there is anything the corporate business of the welfare state, healthcare and big pharma is that the solution to any problem, even to drugs, is drugs.