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Lanny and Spectral don't see eye to eye...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Furthermore, they also hate each other's guts.
  2. #2
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Unlike a magnetic compass, Matt's gyno afflicted breasts point south. Folks, they are very visible through his shirt. It is quite humorous.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    😂🤣
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Furthermore, his estrogen fueled nipples cause animals in the wild to feel a certain bond with him comparable to a newborn suckling a mother in a dew soaked field.
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Furthermore, he once nursed a bear cub for a winter because he felt bad about killing it's mother with his bear hands. He didn't know that the bear was a mother, and the pain of his actions replaced the bloodlust. Unknown to Spec, that bear cub pledged a life debt to him. In his darkest hour, the bear returned.
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    the only thing they see are eyes to balls.
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    the only thing they see are eyes to balls.

    Cocksure has to be one of the dirtiest sounding of the truly innocent sounding words/phrases.
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    Originally posted by gadzooks Cocksure has to be one of the dirtiest sounding of the truly innocent sounding words/phrases.

    how is something with a cock in it be innocent ?

    try going to fastfood joints and ask for fried cocks.
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how is something with a cock in it be innocent ?

    try going to fastfood joints and ask for fried cocks.

    Jesus, Vinny. You're a feggulah.

    Stop cockin' up the place. Dick.
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    would you like to slurp my warm coke ?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how is something with a cock in it be innocent ?

    try going to fastfood joints and ask for fried cocks.

    You're just cockunsure.

    Try experimenting sometime and you might find something you like that you never would have otherwise sought out.
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    Originally posted by gadzooks You're just cockunsure.

    Try experimenting sometime and you might find something you like that you never would have otherwise sought out.

    i did.

    i went to a chicken rice stall and asked for a cock rice.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i did.

    i went to a chicken rice stall and asked for a cock rice.

    Well that right there's your problem.

    You don't want cock rice.

    You need the real thing.

    Insert rectally or orally, as your doctors prescribes.
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how is something with a cock in it be innocent ?

    It's not like a cockpit is a literal pit of cocks.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil It's not like a cockpit is a literal pit of cocks.

    Holy fuck, you just invented the most erotic horror movie.

    Coming out in 2022: Pit of Cocks.
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    They could if they laid down, face-to-face.

    Ya think!

    (Yeah, I kind of remember a nightmare like Lanny & -SpectraL and their feeble attempts of one-ups-man-ship always going on.)

    I woke from having dozed off many times through the years in a saturating sweat and a chill in my bones.

    Its all so much the same while it is irrevocably different.

    Its a dilemma to keep track of the conundrum of it all but who cares, echos float back on the breezes at a different pitch, perhaps, but with recurrent plights of mundane and mediocre fantasy.

    Just kiss and make up! My copy is dog-eared!
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol what in the fuck? Silly 😋
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Did you read it, goof? 😁
  19. #19
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ya lol. 🙃
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    the only thing they see are eyes to balls.

    😂🤣
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