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Posts by HampTheToker

  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic time to get




    Post last edited by HampTheToker at 2016-12-14T17:44:29.286051+00:00
  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Slick wit it
  3. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Now, I've gotta make it out of cop central without getting pulled over...
  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Four and a half month continuance, fuck yeah.
  5. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject I know some chick who had to go to court for fraud charges, so she used a stolen credit card for the taxi there. I lol'd

    I'm driving, so I can relate.
  6. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm calling the police that's a felony u admitted it

    Braggadocio
  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Newspapers aren't dying?

    Changing...

    Is there no news without newspapers?
  8. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Nah, it's first appearance, so I'll get a 90 day continuance.

    I started hitting the bong right after I dropped the boys off at school.

    Murdering some pancakes atm.
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  10. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Fucking driving on revoked.

    Had my license back at one point. They slick revoked it over old unpaid and unrelated shit from over a decade ago.

    Fuckers.
  11. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject I've been cut by razors before

    Who hasn't?
  12. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    …he has autism and previously attempted suicide…

    His mother told court researchers that he was treated for obsessive compulsive disorder and anorexia when he was younger, and that he once escaped a hospital in England, according to Ms. Fraley.
  13. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Was Lee Harvey Oswald a time traveler, too?
  14. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Changing certainly, but not dying.

    Do you live in a closet?
  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Yes.. its not like I was trying to get him to accidentally slice his hand open…. nope not at all.

    You place too much hope in thinking that he's that incompetent with a razor blade.

    Your troll game is weak, son.
  16. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I want to set all these people on fire and record the entire thing.

    Such edge
  17. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Watch The Definite Guide To The Mob on the History channel. You're basically Michael Franzese.
  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Apparently the reason the job centre still pay me even tho I don't go or apply for jobs is cos the new system aint set up to look at peoples accounts or track what they are or aren't doing. So I can keep fucking about and still keep getting my moolah

  19. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump haha holy fuck im fly.

  20. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Perks of having a vagina. People just do shit for you.
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