Originally posted by Malice
Yelled at a guy that was jacking off by the sidewalk, a somewhat recessed area. He was sitting down on the edge laying back with his pants below his briefs and his shirt covering his member, clearly jacking off. Looked like a homeless or travelling punk, possibly East Asian (rare).
I pointed at him and yelled, "Hey, fucking pervert! Do that again and I'm calling the cops!"
He seemed startled, pulled them up, and didn't do anything.
Oh! and he only a few blocks away from a park and community center, on a major street. Someone could have easily walked by without him seeing them beforehand.
And you wonder why you dont make friends easily. *shakes head* You blew it, son.
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If youd imbibed ayahuasca, youd gave given up all your worldly posessions and quit the internet because Snake-Mother, protector of the vine, crushed your body and dismembered you limb by limb, then ingested your corpse into the swirling hole of infinity that is her stomach, where children played with your disembodied all-ness like building a sand castle....and then, Snake Mother shit youout into the belly of the earth where you put out roots and sprang forth as the tree of knowledge. A race of hairless blue people stood beneath your branches, grasping at its fruits, but the second a drop touched their lips, every one of them began to wither and decay. And the decay spread like a wave of a nuclear weapon, rushing faster and faster, destroying billions upon billions. And the earth splits and the oceans roil, and you feel afraid at your insignificance. And then the light of the sun pierces the ashen haze- those ashes of the obliterated billions- and you realize you are mingled with them. And nothing is lost, and nothing is created. Everything is just living and being and dying and becoming all at once.We are dust and energy and miracles of chemistry, and you feel like a newborn just looking out to see your mother's face for the first time.
But then you remember Game of Thrones is on tonight, so fuck all that faggot shit. DRAGONS, NIGGA!
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I wouldnt fucking count on it. $100 says in a couple of years they find his bloated sweaty corpse in a hotel room covered in cocaine, body glitter, and his own jizz. The hookers will, of course, have taken anything of value like they did with Farley, so if there is a final rough draft, itll probably end up in a pawnshop somewhere.
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Originally posted by Lanny
I love those long ass benzo sleeps, it feels so refreshing the next day. I don't even feel particularly good when barred out, the feeling of being well rested is the main attraction.
Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-08-11T19:33:45.528272+00:00
Yeah thats the way I felt about heroin. Best sleep of my life.
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Originally posted by Piles of Crack
You still got that tarry carpet that you said could kill a man with a single square?
Well Ive picked and cut and cooked the majority of what was easily salvageable out of it, but if someone were so far gone and done with life so as to risk a massive bacterial infection from whatever gross shit in growing in my blackened, matted carpet (that was once fluffy, light blue)- I have little doubt that if they soaked a piece in boiling water, reduced the liquid, enhancemented it, shot it... they'd get high as fuck before their organs began to shut down, and their periphery began to go gangrenous.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
spot on yeah. i was wondering if anyone would get that, lol.
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lol. I know that sound well. And lookee here...I can thank now. I did tell you Id owe you one.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TwEwSc4Tsf
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Correct me if Im wrong, but was that the sound of you smoking some gear off foil, and then exhaling, saying "The jolly green giant's cock"?
I just want to know how on-point my ears are?
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Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
I would pay the worst sucker price on the planet for one good uses worth of Valium right now. I have a hypnosis the receptors in my brain might be crossed where its like diazepam feels like heroin to me.
Someone gave me like 200 of some weird generic valium from South Africa. Still havent tried them. Have tons of benzos, but no desire to do anything with them. Kind of just a security blanket in case I need to put myself into a chemically induced coma. Every benzo user I know is a complete fuck up who complains constantly about all the retarded shit they did the last time they were "barred out, man".
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Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
He's very good at being a bigot
Inexplicable, fierce love for the judenschweine. Tall, stately, wise- like the mighty redwood. What he lacks in hair, he makes up for in bandanna. Draws out our deepest, most painful, shameful secrets, and uses them to sate his unquenchable thirst for cringe. Limpest of biscuits.My significant other.
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Hydro, u know u tha homie...but if you are trying to get a zoklet train run on you, and impregnated by every fucked up/austistic/ chromasomally wealthy weirdo on here, it'd probably just be better to come out and make a thread about it, rather than spending hours on the phone giggling and painting your toenails.Time is precious. It could take years- maybe even decades- to wine and dine, seduce every cock on this message board. Youve got to think about efficiency. We should be looking at distances, carpool situations, hotel discounts. We could rent out a banquet room. We should be buying those masquerade party masks. I mean for posterity, there should be at least one videographer (god have mercy on his soul), because even horrific gore has a pricetag online. Itd at least pay for the gas and Plan B and Thorazine.
Just some logistical suggestions. This is kind of my forte.
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Originally posted by Malice
Right now I really feel disturbed by the fact that I have lips. They look so out of place on the human face, in contrast with the rest of the skin.
You know where the kitchen shears are. I thought you were about self improvement? Why would you want bags of extraneous fat and cartilage just sitting there on your face, not doing anything?
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Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
Just ordered some nitrous, don't wanna be stuck having nothing on my dang b-day.
Nice. I used to order 900 at a time from creamright. Was a great deal. Sure wish couldve found a tank though. GG was gonna help me find one back in the day. I miss that nigga. N fractals.Erorr.
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Not gonna lie the min i hard vagina chalice i thought of
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
1337 as just talking about you, Casper. How you been?
Being a boring hardworking American. That nigga live with you now? Running the Hydromorphone bed and breakfast up in this bitch.
That reminds me....a hospice nurse gave me bottles of IV dilaudid a few months back.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
be nice if sum1 did, i spent over half hour typing that out.
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If someone harasses Lanny into giving me me OG &T props, ill hook u up ma nigga.
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Ughhhh. Found a half ounce of crystal meth by the airport. Ummm... was handcuffed with 2 HUGE hospital grade pill bottles- one of 10mg norcos and one of 30mg oxycontin....and the police officer pulled them out of my jacket pocket, looked at each of them, soved them back into my pockets, uncuffed me, and then let me go and arrested the guy I was with for a warrant. Ive found a fuckton of drugs, but the vast majority were things hiding under the piles of garbage I live in, or something I squirrelled away while i was high as fuck.
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So turns out Rizzo is alive. Talked to him the other day. Thought TRT deserved to know where its father ran off to.
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2017-05-29 at 10:50 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Malice
You overdosed and died in your sleep.
This is your version of hell.
If my worst hell is not being able to find a tinychat room, then the universe is treating me far more kindly than Id hoped.
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