2019-01-28 at 7:32 AM UTC
Project Matt 2019. All my fellow Dh friends are leaving one by one and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
I subverted all the wonderful women to my cause and now they fled! Where do they end up? That's for me to known and you to never find out ;)
PROJECT MATT. Watch out for it and if you are a woman from date hookup don't be afraid to message the Matt and I will steer you in the direction where all the other Dh ladies are posting.
Join us. Dh'ers only ;)
2019-01-28 at 8:03 AM UTC
Oh. NO dotT go mister we were gONNA be best frend
2019-01-28 at 8:06 AM UTC
Ghost so crazy 😂😂😂
ROFL!!@ Dhrs only and a wink
2019-01-28 at 9:17 AM UTC
I'm high. I mean I'm cool though right? My mom says I'm okay she guesses. That'd be pretty messed up to group me in with the people you don't like, just because we're from the same group.
I mean.... you're not a RACIST are you?
If you are not, in fact, a raysin, I will expect my invite to my inbox most promptly.
TOODLE LOO!!
-CaspeR
2019-01-28 at 9:33 AM UTC
She's 66, and I suppose....if you consider sleeping with a homeless cat to be single.
2019-01-28 at 9:36 AM UTC
Whats with all the homeless cuties this year? Plenty of room on the MATTress of love.
Send em my way.
2019-01-28 at 10:33 AM UTC
Gonna be honest. The "MATTress of love" sounds all kinds of unhygienic.
What about the "recently purchased and subsequently steam cleaned futon of love"?
2019-01-28 at 11:54 AM UTC
Doesn't seem very antiseptic. Seems like a cooked up explanation for why the maids bastard mystery baby has your same color eyes. IT WAS THE WILEY SUCCUBUS WITH HER TURKEY BASTER AGAIN.
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2019-01-28 at 1:53 PM UTC
Mewsik
African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
Funny thread .. thanks for the Monday morning giggles 👍
2019-01-28 at 10:11 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Has something suddenly created a time warp?