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  1. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats a pretty big dick. Similar to mine, but not mine. My mushroom tip is bigger than that, but my mushroom tip is still smaller than my shaft

    Your dick look like a Chernobyl side effect.
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  2. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist So Narc, what happened?

    Apparently he kissed an 8 year old.

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Lol what? It felt like BB to me. I thought it was amazing. 10/10

    No it didnt. It wasnt shot with the same film, the cinemtography was different, the writing was different, and it was just odd. 0/10. I've watched breaking bad (normie) in its entirety over 5 times. This movie is not worth watching again. Barely worth watching once. Sorely sorely disappointed. I'll change to a 1/10 because it deserves a point for existing and trying I guess.

    Thoughts and prayers
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  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    man i want some meth now

    never tried it

    any left, Narc?

    from UK too right?
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  5. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
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  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    https://www.businessinsider.com/south-park-creators-issue-mock-apology-to-china-after-ban-2019-10

    "OFFICIAL APOLOGY TO CHINA FROM TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE.

    'Like the NBA, we welcome the Chinese censors into our homes and into our hearts. We too love money more than freedom and democracy. Xi doesn't look just like Winnie the Pooh at all. Tune into our 300th episode this Wednesday at 10! Long live the Great Communist Party of China! May this autumn's sorghum harvest be bountiful! We good now China?'"
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  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Six billion fools over there, and they all sit on their dumb asses and take that shit from their own government. They deserve everything they get.

    The scary thing brought up in the episode that got the series banned is that because the Chinese audience is so large, entertainment producers like the Hollywood crowd have actually started censoring their work so they can still sell to that market. So China is censoring content that isn't even created in China, the same content you consume. Their government is effectively controlling what you see on your TV, even though you aren't a citizen of their government.
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  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Second lets take a look at the logo, which is literally a reference to "As above, so below" and the satanic number of 666.

    You can't make this shit up



    Yes you can, and you are.


    That symbol is literally a wavelength symbol from an EEG. Electroencephalogram.

    666
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  9. I just went to an AA meditation group and it was...good? And I actually enjoyed it?

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  10. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Mission accomplished w/ boat dick str8 up sons



    I don't think I left any you out. I almost forgot STER0S was like damn...not today nigga *stared into horizon*



    Could be fancier I dunno it was hot af god damn



    I RECKON boat dick would be THERE



    THere ya go might be cool might suck whose to know, but I'm feeling...a 5 star tingle....oh, WHO KNOWS

    EDIT:
    NO GOD DAMNIT

    I FUCKING FORGOT 4J

    and lowercase Wren

    ah fuck and AUSCHWITZ NAZI DISNEYLAND

    MY FAT ASS GOTTA GO BACK A 3RD TIME FUCK
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  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  12. Originally posted by Misguided Russian okay i come back next time.

    bought a fucking niggery took pix

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  13. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I like those NA/AA meetings where they start pushing religion and Jesus heavy, and then they even start trying to get you to donate time and money to whatever religion is backing them.

    Lol you've never been to a meeting.
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  14. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Christ can you niggers make any more REVISIONS? This is NOT a vandalize Wendys thread 4j, as much as that would be in the totse spirit, but I'll put you on the fucking boat.

    Now theres BIRD DRAWINGS involved

    Let me find my BITCH ASS sun tan lotion, and drawing materials. And its probably low tide so I'm going to be walking through MUD AND CLAMSHELLS while people on yachts wave at me like assholes. Wish me luck.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Put Wren for me instead of mmQ. WREN in capitals. If you can draw a little bird next to it that's be cool too but it's ok either way. Thank you baggy :)
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  16. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    DAMN LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES

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  17. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Sunk costs man.

    Where are you now, what do you want to do, what do you need to do to get to it?

    I mean shit sucks, no doubt. but eventually you have to just write off your losses and keep trying.

    I think most of the time we agonize over old shit or get frustrated over repeating cycles, it is because we are refusing to learn the lesson that the situation presented. Any time I catch myself yearning for a time machine, it's a mental flag for self reflection for me, because it tells me somehow my expectations are at odds with reality. There's something there about me (or you) to be found, that needs to be accepted.

    Whenever I have an old memory where I just hate how I acted, how things went, I find myself replaying it, thinking of what a retard I was, and the reflexive, autonomic way that I kill that train of thought is a soft spontaneous touretty utterance like "Fucking kill yourself". I don't know why. It just happens.

    But rather than steering away from these moments and burying those thoughts, I started steering into them. I really will think about those situations and mistakes, and reflect. Maybe I should have been silent. Maybe I should have thought more. Maybe I should have spoken up. Whatever. I embrace the cringe and use it as an opportunity to learn from it and thus forgive myself, because I'm not that person any more, I've learnt.
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  18. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    just another political stent
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  19. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Down - Stone The Crow
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    quickest way to get more testosterone is to suck the excess out of another man's penis
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