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2019-11-07 at 11:19 PM UTC in I'm gheythis thread was an emotional roller coaster and the bump almost continued it before lapsing into banalitiesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 7:43 PM UTC in New HIV Strain Confirmed
Originally posted by -SpectraL This one time I was doing a scientific experiment and I accidentally ignited pure sulfur directly below my face and inhaled a lung full of it even before it was fully ignited. It locked both my lungs in a strong grip, so no air could go either in or out, and I quickly walked toward the exit to get better air, but even outside I couldn't breath at all, so I dropped down into a kneel. I was sure that was it, but then suddenly my lungs unlocked and the air whooshed in, and it took at least 8 or 9 minutes before I could even move again.
Have you ever taken a nice big hit of burning tin foil?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 7:21 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 6:29 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?
Originally posted by CASPER Your editor must've hated your fucking guts to have to comb through that drivel and try to make it coherent.
Im trying to imagine who your mom had to pay to even get you in the door.
Honestly I can't even imagine what a job from hell that must have been.
And each time you ask him to fix his shit you get a lecture on what a genius creative he is and how it's all the fault of 12 year old girls, who are actually conspiring against him. -
2019-11-07 at 6:09 PM UTC in How to deal with police
Originally posted by CASPER Yeah this was a like 40 year old cop taunting a 17 year old kid. But out of the….idk….20 or so times ive had dealings with cops, most have them have been okay.
Samesies for me. Never actually had any altercation in all my (probably about 20 as well) times dealing with the cops. The closest would be my last DUI probably, which I dont actually remember but I led the cops on a "medium speed chase" for a few minutes before finally pulling into some random driveway.
The reports said that I was refusing everything and told them I wouldn't take a breathalyzer but I would go to the hospital to do a blood draw, and then when we got there I was mean to the nurse and wouldn't let her do it. So they just took me to jail and then I think I did a breathalyzer there in their official machine.
The first time I ever got pulled over I was 16 and high and forgot to turn my headlights on. The cop had me come sit in his passenger seat because it was obvious I was high and I was scared and nervous and told him that I had weed in my car and begged him not to tell my parents . Thankfully he was a vet and knew my plight. Gave me a warning, said he better not run into me again, and let me keep my fuckin weed which is obviously the best part of the story.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 5:39 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?
Originally posted by Wariat Btw, are you a cop?
Yes.
Originally posted by Wariat By the same token it also doesnt mena she for sure will regret it. Nothing in life is guwrwnteed friend. Look wt sama thw geimer vs those epstein girls. One liked it or didnt mind wnd the others want money.
She may or may not regret letting some cringehouse Pollack twice her age put his sweaty pean in her holes so you better do it just to be safe. Right.
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2019-11-07 at 4:31 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by CASPER It looks like a lot written down, but spoken at normal speed, thats only like two minutes. a 10 minute set, and youve still got a ton going on.
I was considering trimming paragraph 3 and 5 but then it just seems like a knock knock joke.
It's not about the length, it's about the economy of words. The initial setup works. The punchline is decent.
The 3rd and 5th paragraph are just in the way. The 3rd is funny but it breaks the flow massively, 5th feels disjointed. You can use them to lead into the joke, rather than in the middle, like "I've think I've always been jealous... Gets me thinking, if a straight man...so I was talking to my gay friend online the other day" and trim them to be sharper jokes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 4:23 PM UTC in Oh when the dogs come marching in..https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mOdPYRXfWs
I had a dream that a dump truck full of cheese sandwhichs fell all over me and all these puppies those one "doges" kinda dogs came and licked all of cheeze off of me and I was like "OOOH NO!" and just gave up in defeat, but the defeat wasn't that bad.
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2019-11-07 at 1:12 PM UTC in I'm gheyReport is on your desk ..
Pls continue to monitor the patient 👅The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 12:52 PM UTC in Fona Vlog 11-06-19
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2019-11-07 at 11:55 AM UTC in Some more of my art for youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 10:43 AM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by CASPER I dont know where exactly its written, but it went something like this:
*****So i was talking to a gay friend online a few months ago and he was like "man im in such a rut. I need to get fucking laid." And i said "Whats stopping you?". And living out in the midwest, apparently the "scene" is not quite as "happening". He says "all the guys out here are little feminine twink faggots". He wants his dick sucked by a REAL man. I had no idea there were such complicated gay politics. So I say, "Why not just go to a bath house?" and he says "Um…..what?"
And its at this point that I realize…my gay friend has never been to a gay bathhouse.
I think Ive always been a bit jealous. Being a gay man just sounds like the greatest party ive never been invited to. Being able to fuck pretty much whenever you want? As a man, generally youve got to play it cool. Youve got to put a leash on that animal. If we articulated all the disgusting, perverse, borderline psychotic fantasies we have to most women, they would start armed gangs in the community. The Pink Panthers. We only get as gross and awful as we think you'll let us be. If youre gay though- there's no such hindrance. Want someone to waterboard you with piss while shoving 2 whole bags on jumbo marshmallows into your gaped asshole? Oh…THATS ON THE MENU, BOI. Someone will oblige you.
So he has never even HEARD of a bath house. I tell him…its just this establishment where gay men come, and its like a spa…except there are very different massages and facials going on. "Its basically gay disneyland" I say. (I mightve been overselling it). I tell him theres just rooms, and men lay in there jerking off with the door open, and then if you like what you see, you just walk in and dock dicks or whatever. He is CONVINCED i am playing a mean homophobic prank on him- baiting him with visions of lithe, rock hard, naked men walking through clouds of hot steamy steam. So for the record- apparently just by living on the West Coast, im actually more gay by osmosis- than a man who actually has sex with other men.
Gets me thinking. If one- A VERY VERY STRAIGHT MAN- were to walk into one such establishment for a one time only beej…would that make them a gay? Would I…he…even make it in the door? Is there a secret handshake? Specially trained dogs to sniff your asshole as you enter, to check for semen? These are questions worth asking.
So I go online and google search "gay bath house, Milwaukee" (for the first time. I swear). And lo and behold….there is such an establishment almost WALKING distance from him. (With a 4 star Yelp review I might add). I call the place and ask their hours and membership costs, and tell him where it is. He says hes going to head there in a few minutes, and thanks me. I go on with my day, proud of the kind of gay ally ive grown to be.
Eventually a few days passed and I saw him online again. I ask how everything went. He tells me he walked in to the place, but didnt go through with it. "Nerves?" I ask. "Cold feet?". "No" he says. "The place was just kind of grungy looking and sketchy. The lobby had these big old dusty green curtains from the 1970s…"
So BASICALLY…..he went to a place that he knew smelled like windex and cum, expecting to get stuffed full of anonymous cock, and passed up on an orgy because the decor wasn't on point.
And that, my friends……………………is the GAYEST possible ending to this story.****
I was pretty proud of this one. I think its actually ready for performing. Its had a few iterations.
You could trim this down a lot but it's good.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 3:23 AM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by CASPER I dont know where exactly its written, but it went something like this:
*****So i was talking to a gay friend online a few months ago and he was like "man im in such a rut. I need to get fucking laid." And i said "Whats stopping you?". And living out in the midwest, apparently the "scene" is not quite as "happening". He says "all the guys out here are little feminine twink faggots". He wants his dick sucked by a REAL man. I had no idea there were such complicated gay politics. So I say, "Why not just go to a bath house?" and he says "Um…..what?"
And its at this point that I realize…my gay friend has never been to a gay bathhouse.
I think Ive always been a bit jealous. Being a gay man just sounds like the greatest party ive never been invited to. Being able to fuck pretty much whenever you want? As a man, generally youve got to play it cool. Youve got to put a leash on that animal. If we articulated all the disgusting, perverse, borderline psychotic fantasies we have to most women, they would start armed gangs in the community. The Pink Panthers. We only get as gross and awful as we think you'll let us be. If youre gay though- there's no such hindrance. Want someone to waterboard you with piss while shoving 2 whole bags on jumbo marshmallows into your gaped asshole? Oh…THATS ON THE MENU, BOI. Someone will oblige you.
So he has never even HEARD of a bath house. I tell him…its just this establishment where gay men come, and its like a spa…except there are very different massages and facials going on. "Its basically gay disneyland" I say. (I mightve been overselling it). I tell him theres just rooms, and men lay in there jerking off with the door open, and then if you like what you see, you just walk in and dock dicks or whatever. He is CONVINCED i am playing a mean homophobic prank on him- baiting him with visions of lithe, rock hard, naked men walking through clouds of hot steamy steam. So for the record- apparently just by living on the West Coast, im actually more gay by osmosis- than a man who actually has sex with other men.
Gets me thinking. If one- A VERY VERY STRAIGHT MAN- were to walk into one such establishment for a one time only beej…would that make them a gay? Would I…he…even make it in the door? Is there a secret handshake? Specially trained dogs to sniff your asshole as you enter, to check for semen? These are questions worth asking.
So I go online and google search "gay bath house, Milwaukee" (for the first time. I swear). And lo and behold….there is such an establishment almost WALKING distance from him. (With a 4 star Yelp review I might add). I call the place and ask their hours and membership costs, and tell him where it is. He says hes going to head there in a few minutes, and thanks me. I go on with my day, proud of the kind of gay ally ive grown to be.
Eventually a few days passed and I saw him online again. I ask how everything went. He tells me he walked in to the place, but didnt go through with it. "Nerves?" I ask. "Cold feet?". "No" he says. "The place was just kind of grungy looking and sketchy. The lobby had these big old dusty green curtains from the 1970s…"
So BASICALLY…..he went to a place that he knew smelled like windex and cum, expecting to get stuffed full of anonymous cock, and passed up on an orgy because the decor wasn't on point.
And that, my friends……………………is the GAYEST possible ending to this story.****
I was pretty proud of this one. I think its actually ready for performing. Its had a few iterations.
That's a good bit that's probably engaging to the audience and relateable/believable. Might mencia it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-06 at 7:40 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-05 at 10:44 PM UTC in I really do think we shoule discuss difficult topics on here and come to a truth togetherYou seem preoccupied with the subject matter in your OP, but let's discuss the copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics first, then we'll move on to Nietzsche's concept of the overman. If we have time we may digress into Russian politics, especially far eastern geopolitics in the 21st century for a bit. Then perhaps we'll move on to the topic you proposed, about how all 12 year olds secretly want your cock.
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2019-11-05 at 10:24 PM UTC in I really do think we shoule discuss difficult topics on here and come to a truth togetherYou dont want to discuss shit though. You have your narrative and you wont even bend. That's not a discussion. Your goal is to get everyone to see things your way when you absolutely refuse to see things from the other side. Until you're able to do that, no discussion will be had. Just RABBLE.
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2019-11-05 at 7:13 PM UTC in Wariat Museum of Sexual Assault & California PrisonsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-05 at 5:22 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-04 at 3:24 AM UTC in the greatest trick the devil ever playedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-03 at 6:16 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
