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Posts That Were Thanked by CASPER

  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    www.whatelsecouldisayeveryoneis.gay


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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hope you endup banging her gadzooks, you can use a break.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CASPER I feel like you should getTiny Hawk wicked style points for doing a frontside fakie inverton a niggaz mandible n managing to stick the landing

    180 superman to molar removal
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra too much

    Nigger
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  5. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    knock off this "im saving myself for the right woman" b.s. shit too

    nigga im going back in like 4 months and if the same chick wants to go [she's 24] ill holla at you and then we can have a malt liquor party at taco bell afterwards
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  6. Originally posted by aldra *wizard

    though I don't really think it's sad unless he's tried and failed, some people don't have the drive for it

    Honestly who even needs sex when you have PS2 and Tommy Tallarico on G4.
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  7. Originally posted by ORACLE You should kill yourself.

    You should go back to Pakistan and take your SEXIST and ANTI-MOMMY attitudes with you.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is he? I dunno, I always just assumed most of the retarded nonsense he says was a combination of his personality and being 'in charge' so long that nobody's bothered correcting him in a long time
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  9. Originally posted by -SpectraL May I see some ID?

    you want to see my id ?

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting who dis

    Just some 13yr old girl I met in Alaska.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Alright everyone. I have received my 15 daily morning blowjobs from the kitchen ladies and we have prepared for you this morning, biscuits and gravy with your choice of hashbrowns or American fries, cheesy scrambled eggs, and your choice of bacon, sausage links, or sausage patties. Your beverage choices are water, milk, apple juice, orange juice, or orange juice and vodka.

    Please return your dishware to the huge dishware bin located at the north end of the eating field. Breakfast ends at 11:30am.

    At 12:00pm we will be commencing with fun and games at the fun and games fields.

    At field 1 we will be playing tackle football, 6v6.

    Field 2 will be a dodgeball tournament, 10v10.

    Field 3 is ultimate frisbee.

    There will be a 3v3 basketball tournament today at the west courts, round robin style.

    The swimming hole will be open from 2pm until 2am.

    Winners of the basketball tournament will receive their choice of sexual favor from Carla, Laura, or Jennifer. In lieu of a sexual favor you may also choose a bottle of Makers Mark.

    Please sign in with me at the big orange booth located just south of the eating field.

    Thanks everyone and let's have a great day!
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  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Police:



    The Revolution:

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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1305642565862002689

    kek
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  14. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER As long as my mom is here, Im the only person she has here. And anything i do is pretty much gonna be permanent. I mean shit…ive put off getting a tattoo because im so indecisive. Granted theres not much life to transplant but itd still be weird. I havent seen anyone in the family in like 15 years. My grandpa is dead, my grandma has dementia in a home. My uncle works nonstop. Havent seen my cousins in 20 years at least, and theyre all married and elsewhere. And ive met my dad twice, myhalf brother n sister once, and Ive never met anyone else from that side of the family. Its just a weird situation.

    But yeah i daydream about just selling all my shit and going anyplace else.

    You're young. This sounds like a chapter in my own life right now at 54.

    My moms in a memory nursing home. half my siblings are dead.
    communicated with my dad on the phone but never met him. I talked to him the first time at age 16 until 2 months before he died.

    my one sibling I talk to I didn't talk to for 14 years. the other one just wants to live the last of his years spending it with his wife,kid and grandson.

    all my friends are dead or places I have no idea. I know a few people were were friends in school but not real close with.

    spent two decades in a mental funk.

    Hope things get a lot better for you, CASPER
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  15. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Technologist Absofuckinglutely miserable 🥺

    My Mom just passed. I’ve known it was coming for about a week, but it doesn’t make it easy. We got to see her on Friday, and since she was “actively dying”, we were able to touch her and kiss her all we wanted, per the facility.

    She had a great long life❤️
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  16. Originally posted by Sophie Tesla, manual control.

    Shut up Sophie you're drunk i'll take you home.

    TESLA! SECURITY OVERRIDE!

    No.

    i've detected child abuse material on your devices.

    i've no choice but to drive you to the nearest police station.
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  17. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz how high is it..our Mt diablo is about 3800 ft high or 1280 metres
    No idea tbh. I went up there with my brother and the view was pretty nice.

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  18. G African Astronaut
    http://crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-bellator-246/
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER I just dont get the point. It wouldnt mean people needed to be fundamentalists. Itd just mean people would live more in line with whatever it is they actually believe, without the pretense.

    Like i had a friend who was smoking crack and heroin every day, banging trannies and beating his wife. He was adamant that he was Catholic and hes come by all refreshed and dressed up on sunday afternoons to come get high. I always gave him shit. Absolutely fucking pointless. Like the people who are shit their entire lives and confess on their death beds so they can go to heaven- do they not think “God“ knows what theyre doing ? lol.

    Yeah. My gf is Catholic, but she's the worst Catholic on the planet. Well, that's probably not true but it gets the point across. I mean if i well and truly believed that Catholicism was the one true religion and i'd call myself a Catholic. i'd observe all the sacraments and rituals and whatnot. It's not like you're gambling with YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL. That's not to say Catholics should do anything because of the fear of Hell. but if you're going to live your life by a certain belief system, then do it properly, especially if you say you truly believe in the belief system. It's morals, it's values, it's commandments. It's Canonical Laws, even.

    The problem is that people either don't have principles, or they don't understand their own religion very well. The charitable interpretation is the latter. And if that turns out to be true, then The Church itself is largely at fault. At least in my opinion.

    I've mentioned this in the other TRT but i'd be a better Catholic than my gf if i were so inclined. Not because i am a better person but on technicality. However my view is that if God exists, you don't get to Heaven on technicality.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Dude thats a gorgeous picture. I jellers

    Thanks m8. It's pretty much gorgeous wherever you turn. I'm trying to catch a salmon today (I really have no fucking clue what I'm doing) at this river which is like blue aquamarine colored. It's not working out so well but hey at least I can say I got my STICK WET in Alaska. :)

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