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Originally posted by Rrr
ok DARE
Ok Mr. Bored all the time. Go to jail. Go commit a silly crime and go to jail. Spend a few days there. See what boring is.
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Originally posted by Wariat
Just because I dont try on this forum and short hand or type angirly with one hand or type on a touchscreen most of the time does not mean my professional work looks the same.
*Angrily
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Rrr
I thought of a really effective way to murder suicide as an old man. Buy a hooker, pay for the hour, tell her you want to do some bondage, handcuff her to the bed and hide the key, put a ball gag in her mouth, get a knife and gut her alive, fuck her, take a preprepared syringe of heroin, inject and OD. Would be a good way to go and seems foolproof unless you miss your shot.
how interesting and edgy wow.
Posts like this are SO boring
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2019-11-25 at 6:32 PM UTC
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Parking lot seagulls.
I think I already posted this but one time I was walking out of the grocery store, & some dickhead threw some bread right at my feet & a flock of like 20 seagulls swooped right out of hell all over & around me. I started screaming & ran to my car. SMH what a little shit
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"Hence why" is redundant. "Hence" means "from that point on" or so, and it is already used like "which is why".
https://brians.wsu.edu/2016/05/19/hence-why/
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Originally posted by ORACLE
Blacks
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weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
lol i went on a pontoon boat awhile back and this girl had diahreaha (tales from the shithole epsiode 3) and went to the side of the boat and pulled her one piece swimsuit to the side and just started spraying ass... we were all shocked.. and she just sunk down on to the floor and started crying while her friend that was too busy earlier flirting with some faggot to talk to her about what to do.. her swim suit was stretched out from her pulling it to the side and you could her pussy..
it was really awkward.
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Did you see trough man there?
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2019-11-22 at 4:35 AM UTC
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I like to laugh, do you?
Cool
Helpful
Orangish
Outgoing
Ticklish
Impeccable
Easygoing
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2019-11-20 at 9:04 PM UTC
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So I might be living in a van
Meanwhile.
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I was moving to Montana. Poast was living with his dad because his mom couldn't handle him. It was pretty much a walk in policy at his place. I knew poast wasn't home.
I didn't appreciate drinking his ball sweat. His plan was to get WifeIsDead. I was collateral damage. When I asked Poast why he didn't stop me he said, "You didn't tell me about the booger so I didn't tell you." A solid reason I suppose.
So when I knew Poast wasn't going to be home I went over. I set my camera on a timer and took a picture of his pillow in my butt. It was in there. Not 40 butt chugging in there, but it was up my cheeks. I took one of the gayest pictures ever. I think I had some fingers in my mouth as I looked up to the sky smiling. Then I put the picture on his computer in a hidden folder.
Knowing there would probably be repercussions, I moved to Montana and told him where to look after I was thousands of miles away. This would be the second act of the prank war that is apparently on going.
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i just spent 20 dollers at FIVE GUYS HAMBURGER COMPANY, you know when i was a boy and George Bush was president I could get a real American fast food meal for 5 bucks. Ah well, the Dems ruin everything.
i cant even eat all these fries its like a half gallon of fries and im just a wittle guy with a wittle tumtum
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by iam_asiam68
science is full of shit.
i was amazed by this fact, but literally 88% of all proposed theories have been retracted and dismissed.
that's the entire point of the scientific method lol
you propose a theory based on data and it's eventually disproven if it fails to fully describe its focus properly
science is a method, not a set of truths in and of itself
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Originally posted by Rrr
you're implying my moral imperative isn't to become the most fucked up person ever
im the best at being me anyone could ever be. most people would succumb to intractable psychosis following my path long ago
you're really fucking shitty at being you, sploo. A more fucked up person would be dynamic and not just boring and pathetic. You've been given resources many people do not have and accomplish way more, doing way more interesting things with. You had a nice house, nice family, nice bird, are not ugly and not stupid and you take diarrhea medication and act like you're soooo tttlllyy devious for sending a girl you haven't talked to in 10 years a series of messages that were an incredible fusion of fakeness, gayness and boringness all at once. You're losing at life, kid. You're not participating in life because if you try and fail you have to admit you're not such a unique special little triangle. If you interacted with people you'd know the same thing.
You fucking millenials are all the same I swear. You're becoming more mundane by the minute
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Originally posted by Rrr
you're implying my moral imperative isn't to become the most fucked up person ever
You said otherwise like last week when you cried in here about fixing your life, then proceeded to go on a polybinge.
Stop acting like an edgelord and grow the fuck up. For your own sake.
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Originally posted by CASPER
I'm gonna make a cover band and we're all gonna dress up like chicken nuggets and we're gonna call ourselves Suicidal Tendies.
don't ever change
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2019-11-17 at 2:10 PM UTC
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Emo Kids, before and after
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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