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2019-11-17 at 6:28 AM UTC in I have another date tomorrow
Originally posted by CASPER Oh yeah shes tryna fuck. If shes driving YOU somewhere shes stuck with you. Brilliant strategery.
yes, but its an agreed strategy on both our parts, some people think I don't jump too far but I do. I'm fine with it and I want it. On my birthday a few years ago I went to avenue b girls place for my birthday and she gave me 3cpo or whatever and I was holding her hand naked in her bed as I was tripping pretty hard because I took too much and she started screaming saying you're hurting my hand and I was like oh shit this is gonna be really bad running back home naked shitting my self tripping balls away from the pigs but we both chilled down and ate some vicodin and watched that stupid show rick and morty (never had seen it before)
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2019-11-16 at 11:15 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Sudo did your wife really die? I remember you posted pictures together and looked like a good couple. She was busty with black hair and glasses and was beside you in a matching Halloween costume. If she's dead I'm sorry for your loss and hope you've found some solace
I appreciate it, bro. Without getting into too many details, because I'll just end up sounding like an angry and edgy fucking prick, she did legitimately die. I don't even know how she died. But I know how much her brain weighs and how her spleen reacts to being cut in half. Where's the fucking justice in that?
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I was a drunken dousche constantly hassling her for some months.
Hassling doesn't even begin to describe it, and it went on for over a year before you ran away to live with your parents in another state.
You should *really* just not talk about her ever again, bro. I'm doing my god damndest to not drive to Montanna and beat the ever living shit out of you right now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-16 at 10:02 AM UTC in how to waste a lifeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-16 at 4:13 AM UTC in SONY IS BRINGING BACK THE PSP
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal PSP and maybe vita (idk I never owned a vita) were very niche devices, in that they weren't capable of running carbon copies of consoles games so they would get specially designed experiences made for a mobile setting.
With the Switch that all changes, if Sony comes out with a new PSP with hardware similar to or surpassing the Switch then it could become a huge hit and kill nintendo.
Yeah except you are fucking retarded and are wrong about literally everything.
No, PSP was not a "niche device". It is the best selling non Nintendo handheld of all time and sold over 80 million units. It was in no way shape or form a niche device. And it succeeded DESPITE Sony, not because of them. Sony did everything in their power to fuck up their handling of the PSP but having awesome games is just that powerful and important. Remember the UMD drive? Of course you don't, you are too young and don't know shit about this history whatsoever. Great idea to use an optical disc that requires a spinning motor on a device where battery life is at a premium. It worked once on home consoles, it'll work again right? Except solid state storage actually did make sense for handhelds, always has.
No the Vita didn't fail because of needing "specially designed experiences for mobile", are you fucking retarded?
How the fuck do you think the Gameboy and DS lines have been so insanely successful, carbon fucking copies of console titles?
Vita failed because
1) Sony is greedy as fuck and loves to repeatedly screw their customers in the ass on proprietary storage media. On the Vita, they wanted to show off a $250 price tag as that is what 3DS launched with. Except it was a fucking lie: you could not even boot up games like Uncharted: GA without the memory card. And the 4GB one cost like $30 at launch, literally only good for enabling those saves, download 1 game and shit is full.
At the same time you could buy a UHS10+ 64 GB SD card for the same price. PSP was a highly successful console with a shitload of goodwill but nobody was going to get raped on memory cards again like they did on MSPD, specially not it 2011. It is astounding that Sony jungles it so massively via sheer greed.
2) Sony treated it like shit the entire time. See, the thing is that Sony views handhelds as second fiddle to their console and never respected that space as was necessary. For example they got a huge license like Call of Duty, announced a Resistance game... Then handed both these games to the shittiest B-team in their arsenal to release both with a less than 3 month gap, a shitty mobile (phone) dev. Vita had no games and zero real support or promotion from Sony. They shot those retarded 3 minute "cinematic epic gamer" ads that only had any life online and cost too much to run on TV, then utterly dropped any promotional support.
No, the Switch's success doesn't change shit for Sony. It's still pretty much about as weak/powerful, relative to its contemporary home consoles as the Vita was. That was never the issue. It's around as powerful as last gen, PSP was around as powerful as Dreamcast, Gameboy Advance was around as powerful as a SNES with a permanent SuperFX chip (marginally more actually). Nothing has really changed in this regard aside from the fact that we are reaching s point of diminishing returns. But again, this is honestly unimportant, as proven by Nintendo.
You simply can't cram the same amount of power into a handheld as a contemporary home box. Whatever you can put into a handheld, there is more space for it in a home console.
The genius of the Switch is what it does for Nintendo: they can consolidate their development into 1 platform rather than 2, and leverage their handheld success into a console success. Nintendo has never spared its A-teams for its handhelds but now there is no need to split them at all. But that's only possible because Nintendo doesn't have Switch + an even more powerful big brother console.
The only way for Sony to truly replicate the one platform thing, is if it would either be streaming (: barf:) or gimp the power of their only entry into the console space so that PS5 would.
The Switch could have been a lot more powerful but it wasn't because of constraints of the form factor. In fact its Tegra chipset is underclocked, compared to the home version of the Shield for example.
But Sony has shown no sign of dropping stationary consoles and consolidating into one convertible device. So they can't consolidate their development cycles to support both handheld and consoles. Which means that this potential device will probably continue their track record of not understanding handhelds.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-16 at 1:26 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-15 at 8:55 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-15 at 8:33 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-15 at 9:03 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!No way, I’m the only person left who still cares about OMG. Matter of fact, he set me up for a big fall that day and I still forgave him. Besides, you only ever get him bacon vodka for his birthday. Sure, you make a sweet custom label every year, but you also infuse the batches with rare decaying animal parts. All because you know he’ll get desperate and drink the stuff. I’m not like that so I don’t get him anything. Nothing is always better than something cruel. And I’m man enough to know when the only true victory is retreat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-15 at 8:34 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN This guy once drove us out of town to his house. Lended Poast a DVD, then drove right by us leaving Poast and I to walk a hella long ways. Poast eventually returned the movie but not before he wrote nigger all over the actual DVD.
You forgot to mention we rented all the faces of death and bum fights videos on his video rental account because we knew his name and password, then never returned them. He called us up bitching about his late charges weeks later, but ultimately just said “this needs to stop.” Sometime later at skool I gave his original thrashed DVD back just to spite him for leaving us behind. It was in the case, but the disk itself was scratched to shit and dripping with ink. He ditched us far from home cause he was trying to impress his fat and gross girlfriend. Been there, but fuck him. I remember we were hitch hiking home and a guy pulled over and said he only had room for one. We looked at each other for one last goodbye before I climbed into the farm truck, fully prepared to be abducted and murdered. I really took one for the team that day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 4:10 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN We both agreed that a girl was about to kick our ass.
She had at least 100 pounds on us, and was FURIOUS. I don't think either of us had the balls to punch a fat woman at the time, so we both mutually knew if we stuck around for one of us to get grabbed, they'd be getting their shit kicked in by a fat woman. Some battles are only truly won through retreats.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 3:19 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I have a story:
One time MyMomIsDead and I were screwing around killing the day as teenagers. Walking through the mall, causing ruckus probably. Found a Rosie O'Donnel book in the dollar store and I was in my, 'Random is funny' phase. So I bought it.
We got bored and decided to hit up the cemetery. As a couple of retards are want to do, we thought trying to punch the book into a memorial statue, brass army guys face was funny. I was going to give it to a buddy of mine. This guy once drove us out of town to his house. Lended Poast a DVD, then drove right by us leaving Poast and I to walk a hella long ways. Poast eventually returned the movie but not before he wrote nigger all over the actual DVD.
So anyways, WifeDead and I are just taking turns punching this Rosie book into a memorial and some lady, probably visiting a dead loved one sees us. She screams something I don't remember but it was so fierce and intense we both ran like little bitches. WifeDead knew the back way out over a fence because Poast used to live behind the cemetery. We both agreed that a girl was about to kick our ass.
The scream was literally voracious. Good timesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 2:17 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Anyone have a funny anecdotal story to share? This thread has it all!
For work, we have to check in every hour by text in a group message. I just copy/paste the same message so I only have to write the new time every hour.
Well last week, I was looking up bizarre porn while working, and guess I copied one of the actress's names between the hours of 1am and 2am. At 2am sharp, I send the message "0200*name of pornstar that if you google it is just footage of her anally fisting herself*"
I hit send before even reading the message. Nobody has commented on the fuckup, so I'm hoping the other guys were sleeping or just didn't notice. Either way, I quit that job for unrelated reasons. Last day is this weekend.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-12 at 6:12 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-12 at 3:11 PM UTC in Fuck's sakeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-12 at 5:28 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Only the same thing you've been threatening for two months.
Over a made up confrontation. You got it buddy. Love you regardless. Get some.
This defeatist attitude is literally the most homosexual thing you've ever done, and I've seen you give a dude a hickie so hard he bled.
That dude was me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-11 at 1:27 PM UTC in Everyone including Technologist raise your fists right now while holding rosaryI like the part that says "READ MORE
Polish MPs back bill to criminalise 'promoting underage sex"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-11 at 5:44 AM UTC in I got a new attorneyI didn't learn it in school either.. It's still a fact.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-09 at 4:55 PM UTC in alex jones gets trolled by a bunch of nerds at my favorite resterauntThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-09 at 6:42 AM UTC in I got a new attorneyattorney at lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-09 at 3:52 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Rrr bored out of my mind. doing bundy every day was my way to compensate for having no excitement or progression ever occur to me. i just sit around thinking about murder when im sober
Progression doesn't happen to anyone retard. You actually have to make progress. You're never ever ever gonna wake up and do the same shit and find things different and better.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
