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  1. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER You're becoming the new mash dude. When I see your posts it makes me sad.

    scratch off my epidermis fam
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER You're becoming the new mash dude. When I see your posts it makes me sad.

    He kinda always was "the new mash" but somehow he has a weird resilience and just keeps chugging (bundy) along with no significant periods of absence or institutionalization. It's sort of intriguing.
  3. I was high
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  4. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Lol white people

    No wonder you're so fucked up
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  5. Originally posted by Rrr Your right, I should follow your path to being as unnotable as possible. Show me your radio jedi song playlists and disintegrate my identity by having my life aspirations being working 9-5 in a dead end

    It's just the idea that you think (I think) you somehow get a leg up on everyone by fapping to worms and "changing your brain" and not realising that women don't want to date starter fluid huffers and liserd killers and serial insult writers, and that they infinitely would rather be a girlfriend to guys who have 9-5 jobs and go to concerts and do objectively normie things is kind of kro.z-tier IQ thinking tbqh
  6. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano On the topic of family ours gets worse with each child to the point where mine is fubar with everyone in different ways.

    What gets me with ny siblings is that they have no respect for me whatsoever, and I don't really have an affinity for either of them given how they treat me like shit my whole life, now that we're adults my type A brother has an agenda of things he wants to bring up to me during holidays but he refuses to actually talk to me/with me by starting a conversation, he will spend the entire time only speaking to me through projections/talking at me. So basically it's just him monologuing for what can be hours sometimes when around other people because I refuse to jump in and say what he wants me to say but won't do so in a conversation with me because he chooses to speak to nobody directly so it's not even clear (to a guest) who he's trying to talk to and why.

    We literally all sat around the Christmas dinner table in 2017 and none of the other 5 of us said a word the entire time for at least an hour after we had finished eating because of the *some people* bullshit that by right is a non-sequitor. Again, some people draw with brown crayon in 8th grade. How is that relevant to anything and who are you talking to, about what, and why, and why don't you directly address the person you're wanting to have a conversation with so you aren't wasting time and blatantly disrespecting the other person by acting as though they aren't worthy of being addressed by name so you can have a conversation with them that can actually go somewhere and you can both get something out of it and have a reasonable chance to defemding yourself without electing to jumo in and olay a bullshit social game that does nothing but make you hate each other more even if you refuse to play which is the only rational option. I'm happy to talk to him directly, it just basically never happens because he chooses to be an ass instead.

    My sister has narcissistic PD and is a pretentious cunt who treats even my parents like dogs with hundred dollar bills in their transverse colons. She needs to be worshipped at all times and thinks I'm inherently wrong about everything (ok that's most of them) so it's pointless to talk to her either.

    maybe they think you're weird
  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano It's just the idea that you think (I think) you somehow get a leg up on everyone by fapping to worms and "changing your brain" and not realising that women don't want to date starter fluid huffers and liserd killers and serial insult writers, and that they infinitely would rather be a girlfriend to guys who have 9-5 jobs and go to concerts and do objectively normie things is kind of kro.z-tier IQ thinking tbqh

    you're implying my moral imperative isn't to become the most fucked up person ever

    im the best at being me anyone could ever be. most people would succumb to intractable psychosis following my path long ago
  8. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Rrr you're implying my moral imperative isn't to become the most fucked up person ever

    You said otherwise like last week when you cried in here about fixing your life, then proceeded to go on a polybinge.

    Stop acting like an edgelord and grow the fuck up. For your own sake.
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  9. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 6011UM You said otherwise like last week when you cried in here about fixing your life, then proceeded to go on a polybinge.

    Stop acting like an edgelord and grow the fuck up. For your own sake.

    sometimes i run out of dopamine
  10. Rrr African Astronaut
    #spl pride
  11. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    I'm gonna make eggplant parmasean tonight.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Gross.

    Shit plantessi perma shouldn't exist
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  13. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 6011UM I'm gonna make eggplant parmasean tonight.

    try shooting yourself in the head over the bowl to add some special sauce
  14. Originally posted by Rrr you're implying my moral imperative isn't to become the most fucked up person ever

    im the best at being me anyone could ever be. most people would succumb to intractable psychosis following my path long ago

    And where exactly has it gotten you
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr you're implying my moral imperative isn't to become the most fucked up person ever

    im the best at being me anyone could ever be. most people would succumb to intractable psychosis following my path long ago

    you're really fucking shitty at being you, sploo. A more fucked up person would be dynamic and not just boring and pathetic. You've been given resources many people do not have and accomplish way more, doing way more interesting things with. You had a nice house, nice family, nice bird, are not ugly and not stupid and you take diarrhea medication and act like you're soooo tttlllyy devious for sending a girl you haven't talked to in 10 years a series of messages that were an incredible fusion of fakeness, gayness and boringness all at once. You're losing at life, kid. You're not participating in life because if you try and fail you have to admit you're not such a unique special little triangle. If you interacted with people you'd know the same thing.

    You fucking millenials are all the same I swear. You're becoming more mundane by the minute
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  16. Rrr African Astronaut
    the messages are like a compulsion. im not deriving anything from that, i just like fucking with my own head and you'd have to be there (my head). where it has gotten me is ive had a good time. how else am i supposed to go insane without risking my own comfort
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr the messages are like a compulsion. im not deriving anything from that, i just like fucking with my own head and you'd have to be there (my head). where it has gotten me is ive had a good time. how else am i supposed to go insane without risking my own comfort

    I can relate but you're missing the part where you wont ever be thr most fucked up person ever. Not even close. You're just caught in the middle like everyone else.
  18. Rrr African Astronaut
    its an ongoing journey of self reflection
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Can you placebo scent? I just smelled this random smell that reminded me of snowmobiles fueling and firing up back at the lodge where my dad would take me for sledding adventures.
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm shifting into high gear. I was keeping my head low. Now I'm taking it real slow. But I'm 'bout to rev up and go.

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