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2020-01-18 at 10:12 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!So one time.....
WifeDead and I were working a applebees. Some nigger worked there and made manager in no time flat. I mean nigger not because he was black. But because he was a piece of shit. He ordered wings and requested drum sticks only. So WifeDead made him a serving of all wings with one drum stick. He was pissed. We were good buddies so this retard called us both into the office, during a rush to say how it was unprofessional or something. WifeDead showed up to work drunk and pulled out a baller move and just said, "Ain't no thang but a chicken wang." A solid argument looking back.
The niggers name was Sir. He was really a terrible person. When he was losing a fantasy football league with co workers he tried to ruin it for everyone else some how. WifeDead didn't watch sports but competed in it and did pretty well. One time WifeDead put a bun in the fryers overnight to see what would happen the next day. Again we're both called into the office during a rush even though I had nothing to do with it. Two of the managers hated us but I was in good with head manager and the district managers mom so they couldn't really do anything.
One time I was hanging out with the head manager killing chickens before work. I ended up so drunk I was stumbling to work. So I swung by Tony the hammers place. His first words, "I'm not covering your shift." I assured him, "No. I just need a ride please. I'm too drunk to walk." He drove me and I made it 15 minutes before getting kicked out of work. I stumbled back to Tonys to drink beer. He said he got a call from work and just ignored it. We laughed and he made me eggs while we watched baseball. I wasn't fired because the head boss was the one who got me drunk.
Back to Sir. He got fired for being a drunk and abusing his power as manager. But I had his number. He didn't have mine. So one night WifeDead and I decided I should text him, "Is this still Sirs number?" He replied, "Yeah. Who dis?" With no plan I believe I said, "Guess." This retard replies, "Is this Tina?" Turns out I'm now Tina. Kept him on the hook for a day or two while he's telling me he'll get a hotel room and alcohol and we should meet up. Greasy. I eventually sent him a picture of my back tattoo to let him know it was me the whole time. He never responded after that.
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2020-01-18 at 4:49 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
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2020-01-17 at 11:07 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAbout to go to body pump with the mother. I went a few hours ago to go pick up my first check as they were slacking and didn't put my info in for direct deposit, so I walked all the way down the boulevarde , next to the avenue a by UT to go pick up my check and I was walking back down the avenue and opened it up and It was written out to Doug Ethan Marks.. and so I walked back and the little guatelmalen was standing outside and was like whats up? And I said marc wrote my name wrong and they are not going to honor this check and he was like alirght buddy I gotcha write down your name the way it is which is Douglas Evan Monks and he walked to the back and then came back with his phone and handed it to me, and gaybe said its marc he wants to talk to you and I said "sup marc, I can't cash this check, can you write me a new one?" and he was like "I'm not coming to fucking austin just for you I'll rewrite your check when I come back sunday" and I said "you don't need to talk to me that way, maybe you should of just done it right the first time" and he got really bitchy and started saying stuff how maybe I shouldn't look tired all the time and other trivial stuff and started squealing give the phone back to gabriel.. give it back to him now and I said yeah will but I wanted to get paid today everyone else.
Even the envolope even had a different name on it that wasn't mine and that wasn't on the check, My middle name is evan, and on the check it was Ethan, and on the envelope it said Even.. and he was asking me well what did it say on the check the envelope and I said Even like even steven.. and he was like weeeel DUUUUUGLUS you're just going to have to wait and I told him I'm cool just don't do this again.
I guess he's just that busy or doesn't give a shit, they are paying me 18 an hour so I kind of need this job but the guy is a fucking prick, I used to talk to him on the side while going there the last couple years and he seems cool but he's a real hot head.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-17 at 8:25 PM UTC in The Schplew Celebration of Life ThreadI had a friend who was a junkie. Every time he went AWOL on messenger or anything he was actually just on rehab. Always thought he had died.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-17 at 5:31 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-17 at 5:25 AM UTC in This song repels the Krotz
Originally posted by Jisatsu-Shoujo You're like,what, 32 by now?
Shouldn't you have moved on past your juvenile blink 182 worship?
How pathetic, you still listen to your censored cds your dad bought you at Wal-Mart.
I bought my own blink182 cd's from best buy with my lawn mowing money thank you very much, kind sir, gont who still lives with his mother at almost thirty.
Dare to take rational black pill fam?
Though when I saw blink182 a couple years ago my neighbor took me there and she bought this tix and all the shots lol I drank most of my beer in my car before we went to the gates.
this thread is now about blink182 songs you like
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2020-01-17 at 3:33 AM UTC in This song repels the KrotzThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-16 at 9:46 PM UTC in The Schplew Celebration of Life ThreadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-16 at 12:39 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-01-16 at 2:03 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
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2020-01-15 at 10:01 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. I literally turned u into wellhung. Hurling belligerent insults at me. How does it feel to give up power to someone else? Someone who couldnt care less about u. Ur an emotional wreck, pull it together๐๐๐ญ
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2020-01-15 at 4:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentBird bird durk small s e SMS smskene d
Nobody cards cards I'm not winkle ronoe runkle toy tinkle broke bronlle
Flu is the flu I have a waiter in my soup Mrs. CHEESE !!! WATER HOLE WATER HOLE slurp slurp slurp
Chootie!!!! Get back here! *crinkles treat bag*
Oh hi. Kiss kiss high hug. ๐๐๐ -
2020-01-15 at 2:38 AM UTC in I want to hear your experiences please.Yup, sheโs in doggie heaven tonight.โน๏ธ My son took it really hard, they pretty much grew up together. Got her when my son was 8.
She got 2 chicken breasts for dinner last night, and at treat time she got slices of cheese while the other girls got milk bones. Didnโt get to stop and get her a steak, but we stopped on the way and got her a double cheese burger. She was loving that. Itโs been a looooooong day.๐The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-15 at 12:50 AM UTC in How long do you think it would take a soaking wet towel that is laying on the floor, to dry?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-14 at 9:34 PM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)If Iran deserves to be destroyed for allegedly being mean to gays, what does a country that does this to young boys deserve?
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2020-01-14 at 6:09 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-14 at 11:49 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐HornaceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-14 at 3:41 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Update: it was these kinda vibes
Haven't felt this way in a whiiile, and i wonder what will ruin this (similar to caspers sentiment) but one thing I've learned is to always be yourself & trust that the right outcome will happen good or bad, cause you can self sabotage with this kind of negative thinking.
Lyrics:
Tongue kissing her, spit drippin' (sheesh)
I wanna fuck in the sheets
I wanna play with that pussy cat
She wanna suck on this D
I wanna bust up in her and
Make her scream Saaheem
I wanna eat her Garfield and rub up on her feet
LOL I was re-reading my old posts from last year and this girl ended up hella ghosting me after three dates of wanting to take it slow. The last time I saw her she kept giving me the catchers mitt and offered to split the bill at dinner. Then I let her drive my car back to my house. I should have let her pay for half cause when we got back to my house she all of a sudden had to go home that night but she let me rub her pussy thru her yoga pants and she saw I had a boner then I told her to grab it then she said "you're awesome." Before she was gonna leave I had her pinned against the wall kissing her and she gave me some lusty eyes and I was all gay like "oh yeah, I'll get her next time she'll be fiendin" then SHE FUCKIN GHOSTED ME slowly over the next 3 days like WTF?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-14 at 3:05 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by theshroomguy Ever since I've been on an invoulantary break from weed it seems impossible to live in the moment anymore. Any joy I get out of anything is sucked out by the idea it will eventually get old and is not permanently entertaining. And this is pretty much an invoulantary thought loop I keep having. Fuck I can't wait to pick up again…
I feel ya, that's the last monkey I'm really trying to shake off. Weed isn't that bad but I kinda used it as a personality substitute for too long, I don't like the grogginess, laziness, social anxiety etc, and I'm kinda ready to be 'serious' with my life & keep learning, ready to piss in a cup for the next opportunity if it pops up rather than worrying about fake piss etc.
I've been semi seriously trying to quit for the past 5 months. In that time the longest consecutive time I put together was 3 weeks which I fucked up just after Thanksgiving. In that time I remember that I.. wasn't that much more bored or anything I was just aware more of my loneliness and really had to fight to fill the weekends sometimes. Which I realize is bullshit cause I was obviously just doing nothing anyway. But now there's this annoying guilt when I smoke weed and waste time which makes it less enjoyable.
Pros were that my anxiety was getting better, I felt more 'accomplished' like I had nothing to hide.. but somewhere along the way I got sad.
I was going to the gym and even boinking this nasty stoner mom chick who was really sweet. But I met this other corporate girl who smokes and she kinda convinced me I was worrying too much for nothing.
Then I bought an adderall script to 'buckle down' and study but ended up just jacking off and listening to Frank Ocean. I have like a pt of meth from my coworker and I feel the addiction howling but I'll.. probably just smoke weed. And wake up tired. And do it all again. -
2020-01-14 at 2:48 AM UTC in someone claiming he I'd sploo
Originally posted by Fuck Your World I fear corrupted narratives
Why?
Originally posted by Fuck Your World of the bullshit from the original website
What website?
Originally posted by Fuck Your World clearly has ties with classifications as "scrub this.. never existed"
What ties?
Originally posted by Fuck Your World classifications as "scrub this.. never existed"
Was that a direct quote?
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