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2020-02-16 at 3:31 AM UTC in remember when fox(paw) deleted accountThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-16 at 2:18 AM UTC in women are frankly tiredof the sexule harassment they recieve on the CB radio they just keep it off. durr get back in the kitchen real classy guysThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-15 at 5:51 PM UTC in To Starr, Lala, tech, kinks, teehee, April, and HTSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-15 at 2:59 PM UTC in Blowing up an FBI building
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Reported to Special Agent Ryan Presley FBI.
ONly faggots report to male agents. Call up a female agent and flirt with her like in the movies where she has to meet you at a sexy bar and drink wine with you and the entire time you act coy and she gets up and says "I don't have time for this" and you say come on sit down! have some bread! and then finally slowly tell her the info and then drop the big clue and she chugs the wine and says "I gotta go"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-15 at 1:34 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)Damn that was deep. On some level I can totally relate. On a more superficial plain..compared to whatever you is going through if you do kill any coworker(s)with a box cutter or other wise weapon(s)please before you get locked up cam it all and post the savagery for us all here? I know just surface stuff but it'll be good fapping material for those that fap to that shit.
Not that this has much value since I'm a unrepentent drunken sinner but hang in there and tight...Life I don't ever have to tell ya but will post is really a bummer man...and sometimes or a lot is fucked up beyond repair..so it may seem in our darkest hours but you have come this far in life...you ain't kill yoself, no one has killed ya...no near death bed shit going on right now...
those are all pretty good signs...you got something...whatever that is to live or maybe later die for...til than find shit even superficial stuff to get you through it. i can't recollect all the times i've had this feeling/vibes like you...due to obvious reasons but even if i were sober i probably wouldn't remember the times.
any ways chin up and smile. never lose your smile seriously...even if you fake it to make it...
now i won't have this much clarity in my life the next week or so..so i hope this helps ya. i know everyone story is different and sometimes worse than others but shit man you ain't alone...some of us know KNOW what you are going through and understand. GO TO THOSE PEOPLE! they can help you
now if you don't want the help like my sorry ass than cheers to that and all our misery -
2020-02-15 at 1:16 PM UTC in To Starr, Lala, tech, kinks, teehee, April, and HTSDear paige
Ur not fat
Ur hair is long
That ass tho
Durrr hurrrr
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2020-02-14 at 7:28 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Found another song I want to cover
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2020-02-14 at 4:21 PM UTC in Hey WaraitHe was born in Warsaw in the 70s on the edge of town
The shit went to his head early on, by four he was constantly swearing
In kindergarten the girls for the first time showed him their pussy
Then came school, stupid uniform, fights, huffing glue, this his how he came stronger
He was stealing money in the changing rooms, started smoking by 8
Got laid for the first time by 11, stopped giving a fuck about parents
Started disappearing with friends at the local dump, jackboots and a cheap warm jacket
Brezhnev died, wariat started going to the gym, bought himself some boxing gloves
The gloves were stolen at school, he found out who it was, vitya and kolya paid for this dearly
Linoleum with blood stains, he got put on probation
Broke into a storage shed at night, got respect from the guys, the time was passing by
Was mowing down peoples kidneys as an old habit from the army,
Beat up the district cop manager while drunk, drove to a girlfriend in Krakow
Started gutting companies with his friends in Wroclaw
Accidentally killed a gypsy woman, shit happens
Found himself on a federal wanted list for murder, bought his first BMW
Became seriously addicted to meth, quit while in jail thanks to friends
Court in a year, sentenced to 15 years. The cold northern prison, a wool hat, jacket, fierce faces,
Filed an appeal, escaped from the courthouse with some loser
Ran away into the woods, eating the dead body of the loser as to not starve,
Hitchhiked with a truck driver as a companion, back to Warsaw, chilling with his homies
New fake ID, new work, new car. Solving problems, holding kilos of coke
Got married, started extorting banks, while living in a mansion in Lodz
Had a firstborn son, his mother died, he would go get sun tans in Cuba for half the year
Rum, cocaine, he became tired of fucking mulatto chicks
He caught a plane back to Warsaw, Chopin airport, cops arrested him, take him in for real
Before he could feed the pigeons the crooked cops started asking him where the money is
They remembered the previous passport, took out old files, realized this passenger is dangerous,
Took him to a house on the edge of town, shut him in the basement like in a casket,
They demanded the criminal money stash, the whores, they killed all of his friends
He stopped negotiating with them, and at one point their main guy walked in with some other faggot,
They took out their govt issued handguns, took off their coats, “didn’t change your mind?” they said
“no”, he said “dudes”.
He remembered the evening by the river, kebabs, how anna sucked his dick,
Remembered his friends with beer, damn, they knew how to have a good time
Two Makarov pistols were looking in his direction, like his mothers eyes while she was being buried
Fuck, how nice it was in Havana, sunsets, shorts, palm trees,
He saw how the safety was taken off,
He remembered his son, the boxing gloves, the guardian angel,
The first bullet went into the hand, it was painful
The second shot went through the cheeks, cross eyed faggot,
He spit out three teeth onto the concrete, then got shot in the leg and the stomach,
Then they started talking about their own business, they forgot all about wariat
Blood filled his mouth, and that’s it, it was over.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-14 at 3:40 PM UTC in Happy Valentine's Day girls of NiS (you're welcome in advance)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-14 at 1:21 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentBaking a blueberry pieThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-14 at 12:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Wow, the literal definition of both "talk shit get hit" and "play stupid games win stupid prizes"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-14 at 12:11 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Hhhhhehehehe I said the no-no word
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2020-02-14 at 11:15 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by ORACLE Dude really wanted to get all 3 pounds huh
Apparently. I'm assuming he grew up doing it that way. I have no idea.
When I was a kid I ate sunflower seeds without knowing how to do the separating the shell from the seed thing so I just ate them all and i learned the hard way when i took a shit the next day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-14 at 6:51 AM UTC in Happy Valentine's Day girls of NiS (you're welcome in advance)
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2020-02-14 at 6:28 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Good. Rage against the machine tickets officially purchased. Bills paid. Day off tomorrow. Large stuffed animals secured in their respective corners. Apartment deep cleaned. All good things. Circular, circular.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-13 at 4:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionJust emailed forbes wondering they have a sex offender listed as a contributor.
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2020-02-13 at 3:49 PM UTC in Picture this just imagine.."With shorts on in the summer"
I had to stop imagining at that point. Way too intense for me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-13 at 1:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-02-13 at 11:54 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by CASPER no tinglingjust kinda numb. maybe just getting. coronavirus from all thechinese at work. i guess ill see. but its weird to wake up in the. middle of the night feeling dizzy and shit.
Embrace the moment. Remember we are eternal, all your pain is an illusion.
On a serious note I hope you're aight. I wake up sometimes with a similar feeling, or really bad cold sweats, but then I'm fine the next day. Could just be a random foo foo that your brain decided to pull on you because it was bored of you being healthy all the time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-13 at 1:20 AM UTC in Favorite Soundtrack Songs?
"guns that straight festive"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
