What do you do on any given day? I guess work day and not work days would be different. Oh, me you ask?
Work day
*wake up at 8:30
*turn on all of my lights and turn the TV on to get stimuli
*turn my shower on to highest heat and keep the door closed to let it simmer for a minute and get all sauna-like
*turn my sink faucet on to cold and let it run for a minute so it gets super cold
*say good morning to Chootie's urn and give it a kiss
*fill my cup with water and take my cringe medication
*grab my phone and take a shit in the sauna bathroom
*set my phone outside the door and shower
*brush my teeth and comb my hair
*stand in front of my A.C. with the fan on to try and dry my hair
*look around for shit to see if I have everything I need for the day
*smokes lighter phone keys wallet hat
*go to work
*work
*get off work usually go to the cig store and beer store
*get home
*fuck around here or watch YouTube videos or shitpost on Facebook local news threads or watch Netflix stuff or play online spades or poker
*eat my daily meal of whatever
*pass out and do it again
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Originally posted by CASPER
WHAT ARE U GUYS DOING FOR YOUR WELL BEING TODAY?
Going to the welfare office SOBER as a JUDGE JUDY DONT PISS ON MY FACE AND TELL ME ITS RAINING
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2020-02-18 at 4:57 PM UTC
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Getting paid
Yes because keying a car and smashing a window is sure to deliver a check for $2000...stick to watching shirtless guy videos and creating terrible "art" dude.
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2020-02-18 at 4:53 PM UTC
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itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
Splam is the money for a sinlge job? Could he be waiting to be paid by the homeowner? I know a lot of contractors don't pay their sub-contractors until they receive payment from the homeowner. If not, Jiggy and Casper's idea's are the smartest and probably most effective
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2020-02-18 at 4:48 PM UTC
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Getting paid
Turns out my coworker is owed 7000$ too.
Just informed a client who has not paid up fully.
She will not be paying fully until the people who did the work (us) get paid.
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2020-02-18 at 4:39 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Wariat
how bout break a window at night with a short cryptic message not signing it but letting him know the reason it was broke like “pay your debts” than run and have him face the mystery the next day of paying a shitload of money for a new window and being cold at night.
Home insurance and you captured on CCTV camera.
Next.
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Good morning but it's always night in space niggas
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Originally posted by CASPER
let it tear ur asshole open. ull never be constipated again. My butthole has undergone a glorious evolution. Its like one of those deep sea fish that develops extra appendages only in mycase its just my wrecked shitpussy
Problem is that I am a man of extravagance, I will simply make bigger shits to match larger accomodations
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https://www.wave3.com/2020/02/17/woman-claims-man-kidnapped-her-forced-her-watch-roots-understand-her-racism/
(WAVE) – Police in Cedar Rapids, Iowa arrested a man after he allegedly kidnapped a woman and forced her to watch “Roots,” a 1977 TV miniseries about slavery in the United States.
Cedar Rapids newspaper The Gazette reports Robert Lee Noye, 52, was arrested Monday.
A criminal complaint stated Noye forced the victim to watch the show, which is a nine-hour historical miniseries about slavery in the U.S. through the post-Civil War era, “so she could better understand her racism.”
The complaint also stated the suspect told the victim he would “kill her and spread her body parts across Interstate 380 on the way to Chicago” if she did not sit and watch the show.
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Originally posted by CASPER
angry, sad and full of hot dogs
i didnt know it was possible
Cool part about eating hot dogs is that it comes into your body in the same shape it comes out.
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Originally posted by Cheyes
Ive never tried phenibutt because it seems like a reddit drug and even roshambo was begging sploo not to do it, so you thats how you know its its nothing to take lightly
Says guy smoking crack lmao
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2020-02-18 at 8:36 AM UTC
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🌊🌊Cheyes Current🧜♂️🧜♂️
yo man im joe man im homos with Jelico we used to lock up together now i sold him a prison moped dawg
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2020-02-17 at 7:51 PM UTC
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Itt: we thank post #42
Originally posted by Narc
Holy shit, this is your idea of a 'fabulous fred'? lol. You have a seriously shitty taste in freds, rollo.
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Casper got the 42nd post and it says NIGGERS. I could not be happier dude. I am ecstatic
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p.s. I kind of like its psychedelic nature.
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2020-02-17 at 12:38 PM UTC
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Itt: we thank post #42
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
Originally posted by CASPER
NIGGER!
congrats!
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Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Originally posted by CASPER
Speak to a doctor. Theres a handful of things they give alcoholics to ease withdrawals. Dont try to do everything all at once though. if youre serious about it, start drinking beer or something. And the least pleasant beer you can manage. Start taking multivitamins, fish oil. At least 15 min of sun a day for vitamin D. And give it at least 2 weeks before you decide it isnt working.
I will..@"Speak to a doctor". I definitely need something to ease that shit..only been 26-7 hrs and I can't get my mind of..just one more bottle. All the yrs I've been doing this to myself I have never obsessed over it..I always had that in check and it was never an issue. Nothing significant good or bad has happened to me recently to trigger this either. I don't know whats going on with me...a lot more on edge and crabby with people. Check on the m.v. and f.o.:) Ugh I hate the sun but fine I can do 15 mins a day. No not a vampire although...nevermind lol. 2 weeks...can you send Wariat in a cage si I can beat him like a pinata? come on...I don't need the gym or punching bags...I need to torture humaniods for this to work.
You're a pretty good doctor there. Keep up the good work helping folk out like me.
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aldra
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STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
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Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
I think I need to take a lil break from the booze. Heart is always racing the next day, sleep too much..getting in 5-6 more hrs than I need leaving wanting to NOT to do anything for several days, and somehow becoming more and more miserable than at any time in nearly 30 yrs of drinking...if thats even possible. Used to love posting on all the forums like this place but more and more less interested in them and its pissing me off. The net I've always enjoyed...now its feeling like a burden.
No AA support groups or anything...just need to cut back. Just don't know if I'm really ready for the hell(withdrawals)I am about to put myself though on my own. Trying for two weeks a few times last few years seems like a life time...but rent is going on up and I will have to cut back to where I might be able to get a couple bottles a month if I'm lucky.
Probably still post on here but less and less after today. Not that I would be missed but it seems the most logical thread to post this. Its gonna be a tough ride but hey if I can do this...I can really do anything..right?
Gonna give it an honest shot
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