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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER if you want the patties to stick together better, crack a couple of eggs, beat them and knead them into the meat

    I actually intentionally omitted the egg this time. Last time I used it but I noticed it gave the patty an omelettey flavour and that's the sign of a subpar chapli kabab. It's the last resort for disintegrating patties.
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Why dont you make your rhyme threads anymore? :(

    He's too busy at his new job sanding down cocks with his tongue
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There's a market for people wanting their cocks sanded down????
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Yes, he has the fine grain tongue and my cum seeps well into the porous surface
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh. I didn't know penises could be sanded. I mean of course they can be. Never mind.

    Sanding away at a dick seems like a good torture. It doesn't even need any more detail. Just sand at it. If they get used to it you throw and rub salt on it (gay because you have to rub the salt on the cock) but worth it.
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    It's just a testament to his penis buffing aptitude
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    4:20

    Sanding and buffing.

    Word.
  8. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Eating a spicy hungarian salami, marbled cheese, and classic mustard sandwich...I may have another so eating is covered for the day. Won't get hungry til tonight. Delicious!
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Baking a blueberry pie
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  10. Originally posted by WellHung Baking a blueberry pie

    Now that's some soul food right there. (and by soul food I mean good for the soul, not the Black folk type)
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    You can sand anything if you're brave enough
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  12. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    and you can cheese grate anything if you're truly brave enough.
  13. Technologist victim of incest
    Going to sleep soon. I’m going to Fona-town tomorrow. Got a class to teach.
  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    trigging technologist after I already spanked her and told her to go to sleep. so just hanging out now.
  15. Technologist victim of incest
    Kiss mah butt kid.
  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Kiss mah butt kid.

    look I already have told you to go to bed, do it now or I'm coming in there for an ass whooping on your ass sissy!
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Alright, but only because you said so.

    I’ll be back to harass you again. But you already knew that😁
  18. bigthink victim of incest
    doing a gadzooks impression at a local pub like all the waitresses owe me $50.

    I talked to someone 2 people that I don't work with tonight. that was kinda cool. immigrants, even though they're 8/10 creepy in my area, have some primo stories.

    lad 1 of 2 showed me a tattoo on his back that says death to Allah. which is kind of bizarre but I guess he said muzzies raped his sister in Bangladesh.

    MEH
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Alright, but only because you said so.

    I’ll be back to harass you again. But you already knew that😁

    k..
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
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