User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 12
  6. 13
  7. 14
  8. 15
  9. 16
  10. 17
  11. ...
  12. 126
  13. 127
  14. 128
  15. 129

Posts That Were Thanked by CASPER

  1. Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I also hope Biden gets super angry and reverts to his 80s self, calling Trump a n'igger lover
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by RottenRobert They look dumber than a rock and the tats are ugly

    You just say that because you know they wouldn't fuck you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The only reason I asked if the PS2 had any of those extra things is because I was trying to order it all to go with it but didn't want to order it if Jiggaboo was sending it with the PS2.
    And honestly I was just asking for my grandma.

    You said you wanted it so you could play it with your grandma but she died and her last wish was that I send you the PS2, as I noted if she's dead there was no point in sending it anyway.

    Anyway it's going to Bill Krozby...sending it out tomorrow.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Roshambo is slowly losing all his teeth due to retarded accidents like getting punched by a crackhead and face planting on a bicycle.

    He is living life on turbo mode
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CASPER In a minefield when the man in front of you gets blown in two, thats supposed to be how you know where NOT to go. Youre a creative, talented dude. Itd be a shame for you to continue to rot away all for nothing.

    actually if you're in a minefield and the guy in front of you sets off a mine that's now a pretty safe place to stand
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's not so much that I *want* to die, but I'm going to end up dying in like 40 years anyway. I'm not particularly enjoying the ride and it's not like I can take anything with me when I get off anyway, so what reason is there NOT to pull the emergency stop
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Originally posted by A College Professor i will pay you 16 dollars if you hold it for me , dont sell it to anyone else, and ill call you at odd hours to ask you strange questions about the item. then i will haggle the price down and make sure you hold it for me. and then i have to check with my buddy uncle to make sure he thinks its a good deal. then ill see if sschmell will let me get it. make sure you hold the item for me dont sell it to anyone else i really want it

    I was trying to buy a Sega Saturn off some dude on Offerup. He'd advertised it for $10 so I messaged him and said "I'll buy it"...after about 4 days of negotiation...mainly regarding where and when I could pick it up he finally said

    "you're not going to hurt me are you?"

    I said "What???"

    he said "when we meet, you're not going to rob me or steal it??"

    I said "umm it's $10..."

    He said "Forget it, I don't trust you"

    A week later he messaged me "Ok I think I'm ready to do this deal, can you meet me now at (address)".

    Fucking lol.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i will pay you 16 dollars if you hold it for me , dont sell it to anyone else, and ill call you at odd hours to ask you strange questions about the item. then i will haggle the price down and make sure you hold it for me. and then i have to check with my buddy uncle to make sure he thinks its a good deal. then ill see if sschmell will let me get it. make sure you hold the item for me dont sell it to anyone else i really want it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. He wanted me to send him a PS2 for $15 after I mentioned having a few...I said I would for free if I could find all the hookups etc for one.

    When I did a couple of days later I messaged him to say I had one ready for him

    Rather than reply with thanks! he replied with "Does it have the stand? Does it have a multitap? can you throw in a dance mat?"

    I said "no it's a pS2 with hookups and 1 controller"

    He said "send it" (no address no thanks, no nothing)

    A week later he messaged me "Did you send it yet? what's the tracking number :/ "

    Fucking lol, some peoples kids.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dis Ninja from da land o BIG DICK SWANGIN TOMMY DOUGS is onto something

    There is literally no reason to not have universal health care, americans are just stupid victimy cucks. Its basically the most important aspect of the social contract with your government. I dont give a fuck about roads, I can lay asphalt myself but I cant do a triple bypass.

    The fact its still debated by americans is proof they are stupider and more morally bankrupt than most other nations
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. No, it was 1993.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Or he really likes grapes
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Did she already eat the rest?

    Did shell already eat the rest of the 5 lbs of taco bell and dirty dish water you guys eat nightly?

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "water"!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Ayyyy Cabron I had to turn the smeel2 down on my lappy. Nearly got a pissboner when the smellovision hit
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by CASPER Im getting tested in a couple hours. This is the third night in a row ive had trouble breathing at night. Shaky, diarrhea. Almost thought it was an anxiety attack or side effect of the SNRIs. Im usually pretty bad shape, but i dont normally have a burning feeling in my chest. This shit just sucks. I halfway dont care if i live anymore, but this sounds like a horrible way to go out. And if i got my mom sick, Id never be able to forgive myself. Anyway- not to be melodramatic, but if i disappear for a while, you know.

    😞😘
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I didn't watch my dad die, but I saw the expression right afterwards. I'm assuming it was painful.

    It was what it was. Of course it was painful. Thankfully it wasnt unexpected. Hospice setting, we knew it was coming, etc. But I guess it was unexpected in that, oh, OH, holy shit. That was it. It happened. In your heart of hearts you just sort of think he'll keep breathing. Surely he'll make it through one more night. This breath he's taking right now, no way that's his last one.

    And then it is.

    So yeah it was painful but we all knew. We knew. So it was kind of a small weird sense of relief. Its over now. Not that we were happy. Nobody was happy. But it was done. As Jesus said, lol, or God the dad one, IT IS FINISHED. Yeah that was Jesus. On the cross. I think he said it in Latin. It is finished.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Me: Mike you wanna fight a nigga from space?

    Mike: I will fight anybody.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 12
  6. 13
  7. 14
  8. 15
  9. 16
  10. 17
  11. ...
  12. 126
  13. 127
  14. 128
  15. 129
Jump to Top