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2020-08-01 at 2:43 AM UTC in What is the most intense drug you've tried?Have you ever had sex while camping?
IT'S FUCKING INTENSE
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2020-07-31 at 11:43 PM UTC in Im pressing charges on HellaDamnFuckedUp
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy So actually if you guys decide to act like fools and manage to get me fired you will actually be turning HellaDamn"MyNewBitch" into an actual slave as he will be force to pay me for lost wages by working his own ass off for a change.
Have fun feeding your dumbass kids while your supporting my victim ass.
Order!
Order in the court!
*bangs gavel*
Today we have "toothless trailer faggit versus outstanding citizen with teeth Fona :)"
(BTW it's Judge Judy)
Someone else finish this plz.
Your honor, I am gadzooks, defense counsel for the accused.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I must plead with you that my client is merely a victim of circumstance.
You see... He was abused as a child, and the only way he can regain any sense of control over his life is by doxxing people on the Internet.
I'm not asking that you morally accept what he has done.
I merely ask that you take a moment to walk in my client's shoes.
Prosecution will try to argue that my client is an evil man. They may even try to convince you that he is a serial doxxer.
This, however, was a crime of passion.
It was a single, insular incident.
He is repentant and only wants to get on with his life and try to become a better person.
I only ask that you take mercy on him.
You may think him a monster, but there is more to him than being a doxxer.
He also operates a website that, try as he might, can attract zero users.
Imagine what that must be like.
I contend that each and every last one of you fine upstanding dozen would fall prey to similar impulses were you in his situation.
The defense rests. -
2020-07-31 at 11:53 AM UTC in Has anyone here ever tried datura?I never tried it but this is my favorite trip report of the same drug
https://erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=54912
"This experience was so radical I still remember it vividly after 30 years.
My friends came up on a pallet load of expired drugs from a hospital headed for the hazmat dump site. We went thru the hard stuff MS, Diluadid, Dexoxyn, etc. With a rip roaring drug habit I started digging thru all the little bottles of unknown stuff. Thats when I came across the vial of pure Scopolamine Hydrobromide used for compounding and formulation.
The Drug Reference said it was used in over the counter sleep tablets, and I needed some sleep bad. I swallowed about ½ grain and injected ½ grain. BIG MISTAKE.
It was about 9:00pm and I don’t remember much of the next 12 hours. My stepson said I crawled around all night eating lint balls off the shag carpet and mumbled to myself. At times I felt perfect, except I couldn’t walk and the hallucinations were so vivid I thought they were real. I was so bad my stepson helped me get to a payphone to call the ambulance but the numbers on the phone were backward like in Russian.
The fire department came and took me to the ER. My body was like on a PCP overdose, and I could not even stay on the exam bed but kept slipping off onto the floor. It was funny cause I would go from a clear mind to talking to people who were not there. They shot me with valium 3 times to no effect. My heart rate was over 200 and my mouth so dry I could not talk.
The cops came, accused me of resisting arrest, and put me in a choke hold. After beating my butt right in front of the nurses, they took me to jail and tossed me into the rubber room. There I kept seeing a detective shove his handgun into the cell and pull the trigger. “Click” but no shot. He would laugh and pull his hand out. This happened over and over. Then I saw my grandma get thrown into the bull pen right across the hall. I saw the thugs rape her over and over. I was sure I could knock down the cell door and slammed into it with all my weight over and over. It was screaming I would kill those punks and they were all pointing and laughing at me.
It was 12:00 am the second night, the watch commander opened the cell to check on me at change of shift. I leapt from flat on my back like a cat and bit him so bad he had to go on work comp then retire. After that, they called me the biter. All the time I was in the padded cell I thought I saw pills all over the floor. I kept eating the pills hoping to come down. I thought there was a bowl of valiums in the middle. It was really the crap hole in the rubber room. Gross.
They took me upstairs the 3rd day to a medical unit. I thought I had a long sword stuck down my pant leg. I was walking with a stiff leg and the cops kept asking why I was walking funny. Over the next 12 hours my toilet was singing do-wop, my towel was Popeye’s kid Sweetpea swinging around the bars, and I was stuck in a standoff between the Hells Angeles and the Black Panthers. I must have killed a dozen men with my sword.
The third night I was afraid to move because I would set off a war and I was right in the line of fire. I lay frozen for at least 10 hours. The Black Panthers kept throwing dead cats into my cell.
The fourth morning I had to go to court so Mental Health interviewed me. I denied taking any illicit drug, knew who was president, what day it was, and where I was. I told them everything was fine ‘cept they keep throwing dead cats into my cell.
When I got back to my cell I noticed I could see more clearly, was able to shave (Had to threaten a fellow prisoner with beheading if he didn’t give me a razor) and went to court. I mustered every ounce of strength and told the judge it was all a big mistake. My wife had filed a police brutality report over the hospital incident and they let me go.
It took over a week and a lot of downers for it to wear off completely. I know what it is to be insane and come back. Don’t recommend it." -
2020-07-31 at 10:46 AM UTC in Fona's PIYeah he's a real monster, waking up early going to work and such. What ever will we do if he goes on like this!
He's taking up that precious front page with his blog threads, space that could much better used to post someones PI or a cock nose. -
2020-07-30 at 11:06 AM UTC in Fona's PIwow youre a real ugly piece of shit and a stupid one too. fona makes 0 effort to hide his identity because he assumes we arent petty pathetic little rats.
Youre so pathetic and beneath and median user intelligence and self awareness level, if only there was somewhere else you could post.... -
2020-07-29 at 10:39 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2020-07-29 at 10:27 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2020-07-29 at 4:36 AM UTC in NIS posters most likey to die soon or kill themselves
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal technologist - cancer
Kuntzschutz - suicide by cop
fonaplats - drug overdose
HTS - tranny suicide
tmwpiiha - drug overdose or aids
octavian - toy bat to the face
lanny - diabetes
wow i'm #5, care to explain, cock nose?
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.
Anybody here into shitting themselves?
Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.
Another thing.
I want to shit and urinate on someone.
BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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2020-07-29 at 12:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-07-27 at 11:10 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2020-07-26 at 4:35 AM UTC in Shots fired as Black militia and 3 percenters militia face off over protests
Three people were injured in downtown Louisville when a member of an armed black militia group carrying semiautomatic weapons accidentally discharged a firearm as they marched to a demonstration.
Despite earlier reports that the shots were fired as a result of an argument between the group and a far-right organization gathered nearby, it was later confirmed that a member of the Atlanta-based ‘Not F*****g Around Coaltion' had accidentally fired on other members as they assembled in Baxter Park.
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2020-07-24 at 10:09 AM UTC in Octavian is a Kronkite FaggotNow peek a disclosure, we're going to need your are attention. This is Harry Goldblume and you're about to go insane: - - ok?
Jeremy: ok.
One. Thwoo. Thraea. Thraea.
Now open up that butthole.
Quelch.
Soft Egg.
Babies Bottom.
The Ol Sonja.
Mmmmm That meinor no capitale
soft baby booming in the middle of the night, take these broken wings and learn to fly..all your life, you were always waiting for that moment to eat your bumhole -
2020-07-24 at 9:26 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-07-23 at 1:01 PM UTC in Wariat has removed my post on reddit with a DMCA Takedownanna's in that no-man's land where she's both too old and too young for him to chase
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2020-07-23 at 12:37 PM UTC in Technologist: let's have a 'constructive conversation about systemic racism'
Originally posted by mmQ Like, what does BLM actually want? Zero white police on black citizen brutality? Or just lowered numbers? Is there a statistic that they want reached to where they would say "ok, I think everyone realizes our lives matter now, due to *statistic*. ?
the thing is they don't have a coherent platform or list of demands. Sure they want police reform, but nothing solid beyond 'defunding' or abolishing police altogether - neither of which are likely or will yield positive results.
I and others might view them differently if they had demands related to specific policies like qualified immunity, stop and search or civil asset forfeiture but the movements themselves seem more like angry teenagers lashing out than the 'revolution' they claim. -
2020-07-18 at 8:44 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I have changed my avatar into a shitty lolcat to honor him.
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2020-07-18 at 1:46 PM UTC in When broing out turns badSo the guy is morose and talking about his family, and you bring up probably the most traumatic thing that has happened in his life?
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2020-07-15 at 5:26 PM UTC in got a free hamburger
Originally posted by Bill Krozby this black chick wouldn't serve me coffee at whataburger and made a bunch of excuses why she wouldn't and it was 630 in the morning.. no one was there.. so corporate called me and apologized and said they will give me a meal on them and offered me a job, which i don't want to do, but I might just strictly for the free food. fuck those assholes
this is the exact same whataburger I went to , they are mother fuckers
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2020-07-15 at 3:44 PM UTC in Wren's Things you Find on the Ground Threadd
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2020-07-14 at 7:30 PM UTC in Grant Imahara from Mythbusters is dead
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Her head is too big for her body.
That's why she's on TV
https://screenwritingfromiowa.wordpress.com/2012/09/11/why-movie-stars-have-big-heads/
"Their heads are large in a way that is out of proportion with their bodies. McQueen, Newman, Stallone, etc. Director Norman jediison called move stars’ heads ‘Roman.’ The camera likes the perspective that a large head gives to an actor. In person, it looks a little unnatural, but onscreen, the large head allows them to dominate"