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Posts by CASPER

  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Pedophiles have a hard enough time fitting in as it is.

    Yeah. Im told its hard to fit in a 6 year old.

    *3 day old joke*
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Mmmmmmmmmm
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Falco's new handle is Honey Bunny
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also, for OP.....id venture to guess 5-8x the normal LD50
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I think this is funny you're commenting on this because I talked you out of killing yourself this exact way several times in the past before.

    Timely, appropriate burn.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Just ordered some nitrous, don't wanna be stuck having nothing on my dang b-day.

    Nice. I used to order 900 at a time from creamright. Was a great deal. Sure wish couldve found a tank though. GG was gonna help me find one back in the day. I miss that nigga. N fractals.Erorr.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Hydro, u know u tha homie...but if you are trying to get a zoklet train run on you, and impregnated by every fucked up/austistic/ chromasomally wealthy weirdo on here, it'd probably just be better to come out and make a thread about it, rather than spending hours on the phone giggling and painting your toenails.Time is precious. It could take years- maybe even decades- to wine and dine, seduce every cock on this message board. Youve got to think about efficiency. We should be looking at distances, carpool situations, hotel discounts. We could rent out a banquet room. We should be buying those masquerade party masks. I mean for posterity, there should be at least one videographer (god have mercy on his soul), because even horrific gore has a pricetag online. Itd at least pay for the gas and Plan B and Thorazine.

    Just some logistical suggestions. This is kind of my forte.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ It's better to add your chapter to the grand cringe story, than never to have cringed at all.

    For this too, I give thanks.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack You underestimate the severity of my mental illness.

    Consider this an A+ thanks
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice Right now I really feel disturbed by the fact that I have lips. They look so out of place on the human face, in contrast with the rest of the skin.

    You know where the kitchen shears are. I thought you were about self improvement? Why would you want bags of extraneous fat and cartilage just sitting there on your face, not doing anything?
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Reading hydro rant about me like


    I feel like I need to understand how the fuck this even happened. Who in the fuck would read that gigantic epic clusterfuck that was Zoklet InsemiNation Roadtrip 2016 (?), and say to themselves "You know what? This sounds like something I need in my life."
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Talks a lot about phalluses in his orifices.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 He's very good at being a bigot

    Inexplicable, fierce love for the judenschweine. Tall, stately, wise- like the mighty redwood. What he lacks in hair, he makes up for in bandanna. Draws out our deepest, most painful, shameful secrets, and uses them to sate his unquenchable thirst for cringe. Limpest of biscuits.My significant other.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah I heard that story too. They shoved some kind of special sulfurous clay into their pussies and then sleep on top of a small axe (phallic symbol). Then they queef out this lump of clay and put it in the fire to dry. It was supposed to cure infertility. Called
    tur'vitskgoed det salla fluvek, igar en = ("stooped, waist deep in the river/ where men go to die")
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Not gonna lie the min i hard vagina chalice i thought of

  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by hydromorphone 1337 as just talking about you, Casper. How you been?

    Being a boring hardworking American. That nigga live with you now? Running the Hydromorphone bed and breakfast up in this bitch.

    That reminds me....a hospice nurse gave me bottles of IV dilaudid a few months back.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    SUp TRT
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    La Purga, guey. Es importante para la experiencia.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Pretty sure i still have some caapi and chakruna from Mother Gecko in a box in the garage somewhere. lol.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Thats like 40 bucks (street value) worth of cheap ass cough syrup. Not a pint. And lean isnt that thick. Money says swapped it for some dollar store robitussin. Who gives a fuck?
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