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2018-03-16 at 11:25 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-16 at 7:15 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Ive never been on reddit. Im a one forum man.
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2018-03-16 at 5:17 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Damn man.. have you gently caressed the nipples?
No but i kissed the scars on her stomach and brushed my hand across her lips until she started breathing hard and said the things about her being weird and giving her time *shrug*. Ill take it. I had her pegged for a supeer cutesy-romantic type the minute i met her. Honestly i could give a fuck less abput getting mine at this point. My sex drive is shit. As ive said its been forever since ive gotten laid or had the desire to give chase. But i do miss that cute look on a chicks when her brow furrows and she bites her lip, starts balling up the bedspread. lol. Im not gonna push anything she doesnt wanna do at this point. Whatever happens happens. Was just nice not thinking about all the bullshit going on in my life for a few hours. -
2018-03-16 at 2:30 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice Casper, what if I meet with him and pretend to me an MS-13 member? Imagine how funny it would be. I would love the chance to experience my first fight, it's practically an initiation ritual into manhood.
Wed have to get you some face ink first. But if youd like you be in on it when i inevitably have to drag him out of the apartment id be glad to pick you up. I had to muster the troops the other day when it looked like the police werent going to come do anything, but he ended up leaaving to go score meth eventually. Hopefully window bars and a change of locks do the trick though. -
2018-03-16 at 2:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Also, getting a bunch of voicemail messages from the law offices of the drivers you rearended is a pretty shit way to start your day.
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2018-03-16 at 2:24 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I don't really believe that someone with a trust fund should be staying in a bad situation like that. That dick probably off the chain.
lol maybe. Idk hes a tall jediey looking motherfucker. I believe it just knowing how she is. Shes really submissive and easily headfucked. She wants to see the best in people. Really sweet and caring. The other day she said I should keep reminding her that shes not a bad person for leaving him sick in tyhe apartment while we waited for the police to show up, and not going to buy him drugs.Me: "BITCH ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? HOW HARD DID HE HIT YOU TO THINK YOU OWE HIM ANYTHING AT ALL? FUCK THAT PUSSY. HE DESERVES A NARCAN SHOT IN THE NECK. DONT SAY THAT SHIT IN FRONT OF ME AGAIN PLEASE." Could be wrong though. Suppose ill find out. -
2018-03-16 at 2:18 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Purewhitepanda So is the information of everything she's telling you legit? This girl seems to good of a person and come from a good family to be dating and chasing around drug addict losers and dealing with this nonsense.
For real what's the catch with her? She doesn't have any arms does she bruh?
In all serious though with what you said on the board here to what's been going on I have trouble understanding why doesn't her family help her out with getting rid of the problem. I mean they got money from what i'm guessing from what you told us about them. So moving isn't like a money problem in order for her to relocate.
Yes that law is somewhat true about your a resident after living somewhere for a certain amount of time but the catch 22 is if your not on the lease and not contributing anything towards your living environment with proper receipts then you can easily have him/her removed by police by contacting the landlord and telling them about the problem and that your going to call the police and if he could make a simple phone call to them as well and tell them that SAY PERSON IN THE HOUSE does not reside there and is to be removed from the property.
Until he started getting physically violent, she was kind of just hoping he would leave of his own accord. And We've barely talked about som,e things, but what Ive gathered is that after her surgeries, she was REALLY strrung out on Opana, dilaudid, methadone, morphine, etc (her mom is a doctor and wrote her scripts). When they started shooting H together, it kind of became a ball and chain. Shed provide the money and he would go get the drugs and shoot her up since she cant do it herself. But then she justdecided she wanted to get clean and thats when he started getting vicious. I guess because he felt his control over her slipping. Like she never wanted to do heroin. Just when hger scripts ran out, the bf would be like "Its so much cheaper and I can get it way more easily".
According to her, the police have been out 7 or 8 times for shit like when he barricaded himself in her bathroom for 18 hours shooting meth. They just didnt do anything. They said they couldnt legally remove him bc he was a tenant. Idk how much of that is truth, but it kind of makes sense. The police cant evict someone of their own accord. -
2018-03-16 at 12:45 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.@ §m£ÂgØL:
Its HER apartment. It was the first apartment she got when she moved to LA, and she doesnt want to get driven out by some psycho ex. But she is seriously considering getting a new place now. She mentioned off the cuff that her parents set her up with a trust fund, so I think thats how she pays for the place. She and this guy were together for just under a year.Apparently he had a job (as a program director at Promises Malibu no less) and was doing really well when they met, but then got strung out and fucked everything up. Hes been verbally abusive for the last 5 -6 months, and only started being physically abusive last month or so. -
2018-03-16 at 12:40 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.ok im back
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2018-03-14 at 9:20 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-14 at 2:12 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-14 at 1:52 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by MAL This is true love. We need to start an online campaign to help RestStop meet his queen!
I mean she lives in Marina del rey, a couple miles from my house. Ive seen her at Whole Foods occasionally.
My new mission is gonna be to find her and take a picture with her with a sign that says "GOT YO BITCH NIQQUH" -
2018-03-13 at 2:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice I meant giant slayer. Although, lil’ risir isn’t much of a giant.
My fighting goal would be to beat the behemoth, CASPER, in a full force MMA match. My concern is that my tender heart would prevent me from unleashing my full potential due to not wanting up hurt him.
Lol. Wouldnt be hard right now My cardio is shit. And my muscle tone is shit. Six month of thyroid meds, quinoa, kale and some power walking and a nigga would be in trouble.
Sometimes I look at what used to be my shoulders/traps in the mirror and im like "If you actually gave half a shit, you would be scary as fuck."
My reach is a hair over 78". lol @ orangutan arms. -
2018-03-11 at 10:43 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Heart attack/suicide
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2018-03-08 at 2:34 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix At least you weren't driving that huge truck you had with no brakes. Those were some good stories.
Welll at least that shitty truck with no brakes wouldve been entirely owned by me for the paltry sum of $200. Then i couldve just worried about the cars I hit. Buuuuuuuuuut.....no. *shrug* -
2018-03-07 at 10 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice How much is this going to cost you/what are the penalties?
No clue yet. It's still sitting in front of my moms house. If I can. Get out of this thing with less than $10k I'll probably dance a jig. Trying to be optimistic. I. Mean worst they do is sue me for assets I don't have. I dunno. I have a customer-lawyer looking over the rental agency's terms of service for me. I'm just trying to look at this like getting your cherry popped. Had to happen eventually....I guess.
We could've had a quiet day of playing father - son frisbee golf but NOOOOOOOO. You had to make me go cause a 4 car collision. Thanks a lot. -
2018-03-07 at 9:46 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Sooooooo guess who blew their perfect driving record by totaling an uninsured BMW and ramming into 3 other cars?
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2018-03-07 at 2:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-07 at 2:20 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-07 at 2:17 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Grimace This thread is so interesting to read. All the real shit goes down in here.
Everyone's hopes and dreams. Their fears, their strengths….all laid out for everyone to see and critique….
I have that effect. By my very presence, i flay the facade-the living display-from its very BONES. One cannot then help but LAY BARE their UNSPOKEN TRUTH at the feet of the grand arbiter.
