Posts by CASPER

2018-05-23 at 2:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

What a waste. I couldve hooked him up with a dude to give him some fent laced dope. He gets to kill himself, I get a finders fee, some lil mexican kids get birthday presents...everyones a winner.

2018-05-23 at 2:15 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by Malice

It's nice to know you could go peacefully any day. There's no fear of pain or failure, it's exactly like falling asleep and never waking up again. The arguments even the vast majority of people to against suicide or to attribute a negative value to death are painfully moronic.

Now that Malice broke up with me because he thinks im a bad influence trying to convince him not to kill himself, I can sit back and enjoy this like the TOTSE of olde.

2018-05-21 at 11:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by Malice I was planning on killing myself in a month or two. Actually, I had stated that I was uncertain and wanted to make a decision within that timeframe.

I could still change my my mind due to various aspects of life I immensely dislike, even if I feel happy.

Yeah i thought you killed yourself already. God youre such a fag.

"My broken mind hasnt served me well thusfar but im going to keep coming up with harebrained schemes to prove to myself that im right and Life Sux instead of rolling the dice on listening to people who might be able to make worthwhile suggestions."

Kay. You do you, boo.

2018-05-12 at 9:03 AM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery Thread

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

My nigga Bradley bee. Inspired me to wish I was a gay dude. I spent like 3 hours one night helping him look up gay establishments to get his fuck on at. He'd never heard of a gay bathhouse before, and upon divulging the aforementioned information, his pudgy Nordic face lot up like a child's on Christmas morn.

2018-05-12 at 8:50 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

No. He's just wrong, and enjoys women endowed by jedi plastic surgery hands rather than Gawduh Almighty.

2018-05-12 at 2:34 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by Obbe Tits are too small, weird elbows.

Tits a mite too big. Too much makeup to tell what she really looks like. Otherwise- B+.

2018-05-12 at 2:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by Sophie Lonnie, did you see the valentine special of Kuboyashi-san chi no Maid Dragon?

I know it's been a while since valentine, but i only just recently got around to watching it. Pretty kawaii, as i was expecting. IDK if or when a season 2 airs, but i hope it does.

Christ.

2018-05-08 at 6:56 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, I think when I watched it way back when, after season three or so, I didn't like it. Also, as cool as it is to see it again, it does speak to the lack of real shows that Comedy Central is suffering from.

Yeah it gets all miserable and weepy after a while. Def didn't like the last seasons as much with dad-JD. But watching scrubs late at night, I used to have vivid heroin dreams about Elliot......mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

2018-04-30 at 6:47 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

My lawyer said he can give me the numbers of some of the chicks he used to make adult films with, but i feel like theyre going to be expecting another ripped, fit, rich, well hung Australian. Although at this point Im having some weird kind of testosterone spike so really idgaf. I find myself wanting to do some serious bdsm shit, and thats never been my bag.

2018-04-30 at 6:41 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by WE SMOOTH It's crazy to me that they were all around for so long then poof! I feel kinda like that shit ain't ever coming back.

Originally posted by Count_blah usasexguide says they got some shit in the works. That new human trafficking bill killed em

I was going to ask you guys if you knew of anything still up. Finally got up the nerve to call one this weekend after findting the strip club a waste of money, and TER and all the other sites i knew about were down with that gay error message. Eve craigslist. All those chicks HAVE to go somewhere. Looked like "eros.com" was up, but ive never even heard of that and there are no reviews.

Help a brotha out. Is it too much to ask for a slender but not too skinny, brunette chick with B cup tits and a nice bubble butt, to order to my hotel room so i can lay her back on one of the two twin beds, and fuck her mouth until i throatpie her, and then 5 min later, bend her over the sofa and do a couple lines of coke off her ass and then fuck her while we watch Die Hard? Do i not deserve that?

2018-04-30 at 5:51 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Hows wyoming or was it wisconsin

Havent gone anywhere yet. Been texting and facetiming all day every day though. Its cool i suppose. Also found out shes a millionaire. Actually. Trust fund. Go figure.

2018-04-24 at 11:20 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

hi guise

2018-04-20 at 4:10 PM UTC in What have you been playing lately?

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by Semiazas Now or then?

Idk. Has it been all fucked up now?

2018-04-19 at 4:11 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I've never done a CWE, so any tips or just a quick run-through of the procedure would help. I'm going to have to do it if I don't want to take crazy amounts of APAP, which I don't.

Crush up pills, dissolve in warm water. Chill the water until the apap- which is not soluble in cold water (only warm)- precipitates out. Pour the opiate juice with APAP sludge through a few coffee enhancements. Profit.

2018-04-19 at 4:09 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Ooookay soooooo....insurance co wants 16,000 for the car that got totalled.

Ugh.

2018-04-18 at 7:53 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by roglahonz blaj your mannitol might have fentanyl, and also a light sprinkling of salmonella.

ftfy.

2018-04-18 at 10:02 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

They play this commercial like every 10 minutes in LA. At 24 seconds in, i never fail to crack up laughing at whatever the fuck that sound is. Sounds like me trying to shit a brick after a long binge. Not so much like a snow leopard. And i love how they have to accentuate "symbollically adopt" since you just KNOW thereve been at least a few angry rednecks who were pissed they didnt get their white tiger.

2018-04-18 at 9:51 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Just zapped it in the microwave at low power a few times

2018-04-18 at 9:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Yeah....sounds about right.

2018-04-18 at 9:17 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Also, operation Not-Fat-Casper is currently in effect. Wish i could still do meth. I lost like 30 lb in the month when i had the flu and didnt eat. Been eating like 1000 calories or less every day for the last coupe weeks. Ive got the physique of a mesopotamian fertility idol. And that shits lame.

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