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2018-12-11 at 4:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionAlso, that math that fucked me up was apparently particularly boinkers. even the neighbor who sits in his garage all day coloring monster truck pictures with crayons, jacking off and playing skyrim on his ps3 and gigantic fat tv said he couldn't mess with that shut everyday bc his wife would know.
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2018-12-11 at 4:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Solstice I thought I found a stray shard of meth behind my desk the other day. Threw it on foil and tried to melt it. Was rock salt. That wasn't very fly.
Lol. A dude sold me a bunch of mylanta as Xanax one time, and he thought I'd forgotten about it, so I have him a quarter of carefully broken and shaped rock salt a couple months later. Only, turns out the pills didn't say "MYLANTA" but "MYLAN1A" . As in Mylan pharmaceuticals.
"Lol. My bad. You know how I get. Well let's all be glad I went with my second idea". -
2018-12-11 at 3:57 PM UTC in Is §m£ÂgØL the dumbest user on this site?Is the kik no longer active? I went in just now only to see last convo from june, and it says I'm not a part of the group. Large nigallenic cloud?
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2018-12-10 at 12:21 PM UTC in TFW You Realize EVERYONE On Here is an Alt (Solipsism-maxxing)FUCK YOU DAD ITS NOT FAIR WHY DIDNT YOU COME TO MY GRADUATION TRAVIS GOT A FUCKING PONY
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2018-12-10 at 12:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionFor posterity (I found an old notebook in a pile of stuff from high school)
Nshanin
Vilbe
Absolute caliber
Ilovechronic
aces n' 8s
Acid drop
Circular buttseks chain
Lucid_dreamer
Squeegee
Trippy
Poast boartem
State of Hack
Roo7 Pho7on
Struggling artist
Dr. Ew420
The Black Pope
Social Junker
Junior Jacon jeese jurger
Jator
Voodoonirvana
My Mom is Dead
Piles of crack
Oct
The Pat Man
PROOTS
Hypno
TcStyle
Reject
Logic
Happy one hitter
Internet weed dude
Rizzo in a Box
Hazey
NO W4RNING
Silver balls
Darkus
Boo stinky boo
Rosetta-stoned
Theta Reactor
Megakush
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2018-12-10 at 11:54 AM UTC in TFW You Realize EVERYONE On Here is an Alt (Solipsism-maxxing)Is it my imagination, or did you used to be able to change your name for your account on zoklet? In honor of this thread, I might have to dredge up General Butt.naked
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2018-12-10 at 11:51 AM UTC in Do you think you'd be brave enough to be in a gunfight?
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2018-12-09 at 8:56 PM UTC in Do you think you'd be brave enough to be in a gunfight?
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only a rampant beta would think and imagine themselves getting hitchhiked into a gun fight unwittingly as a victim at the mere mention of 'be in a gun fight'.
alfas, on the other hand, at the mere mention of gunfight would naturally think of being an active participant and contributing contributor to and in it.
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2018-12-09 at 8:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by RestStop Yes. Went hard Monday morning-Thursday evening I feel asleep sometime between 7-10 pm. Actually woke up and stayed up about 2 am this morning.
Ugh. Idk how you've managed for so long. Even the gangbangin, no fucks given hardcore tweakers I know have had to take breaks n start doing yoga n shit. 15 years of that shit will take a toll on you. Hell I only did mathematics regularly for 3 or 4 years, and I still get fucked up arrythmias n stuff occasionally. -
2018-12-09 at 8:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionMash is the Piano Man
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2018-12-09 at 8:45 PM UTC in My daughter just diedMmmmm. The warm feeling of nostalgia. Like it's 2005 all over again.
Please none of you ever change. -
2018-12-09 at 10 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by totse3.com I was thinking that ebola mutates with the swine or bird flu and last longer and slower so it doesn't burn through a village so fast and dying out and making it safe in 10 days
this would linger and just spread like fucking jackoff prgy porn all over a wall.
and then the new HIV/AIDS virus hooks up with it.. laughing at humans for thinking it's cool to have wild sinful buttsex when it's not cool.
sick buttfucking fuckerers
Why do you say it's not cool? When I wuz 18 I tied to put my peepee in her but hole was tooooooo small so she sad owstop . My peepee didn't even crie happymilk but I said sorry to Jesus,U think I done a sinful? -
2018-12-09 at 9:54 AM UTC in When you hear of bank robberies, do you wish for robber to not be caught?Yeah I'm a nerd so I've never been big on sports, but in Los Angeles where high speed chases are the local event du jour, I am a BIG fan. And of course I'm always on team junkie. I'm like "Okay bro you've got probably five minutes until they get the ghetto bird in the air. If you're going to make a move, you need to do it now. Find a good overpass to screen movement, maybe get another pair of clothes ready. Find a heavily populated area. Ooooookay good. Hop the median. Wrong way down a major street should get em to back off and give you some space. Ballsy move. NO NO NOT THE 405 ? ! AT 5:30 ON A THURSDAY? DUUUUDE. YOu done played yourself homie. GG no re."
In essence, I am to televised car chases what Joe Rogan is to the UFC. -
2018-12-09 at 9:46 AM UTC in Do you think you'd be brave enough to be in a gunfight?I've never actually shot back at anyone, but I've been in that position a couple of times. And every time I see a shooting on the news, a get a little splash of that feeling, because there's nothing more helpless feeling that someone actively trying to hurt you, and not having the means to fight back.
I think bravery has very little to do with it. Gunfights are generally over in seconds, and completed from very close range. If something happens, it happens before you have much chance to choose to be scared or not. That said, I think I'd be sort of okay, but my tall ass would be hugging car cover and finding a nice big engine block to get behind. Idk how effective I'd be since with my thyroid/adrenal thing, when I get scared/angry my hands start shaking like crazy. But I have north Hollywood bank robbery dreams, so there must be some fucked up mental component at play. -
2018-12-09 at 1:48 AM UTC in Sudo is in prison
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2018-12-08 at 6:55 PM UTC in Sudo is in prison
Originally posted by totse3.com one thing I loved about the original totse was you never knew who was edgy real and who was a cop or rat-fink informant sitting in.
yet, the powers that be turned heads for the 9/11 manifesto
You say edgy shit online, expect 70 percent of potential employers to see it and not get employed
expect the court to use it to check up on your court agreements
does nothing to the elite like Trump or his class for shit they do or say.
we're all peasants and feed the machine. they push those drugs on us (fed agencies like CIA) and then make us pay huge fines .. including alcohol. they push alcohol but don't be drunk in public or drive DUI. yes we have uber now. but 30 years ago, it wasn't always easy to get a taxi driver to pick you up drunk.
the system isn't flawed.. it's pure fucking evil. "Best legal system in the world"? sure for feeding the machine.
I may not be the most articulated mother fucker on here, but My point is spot on.
eh...not exactly.
Lol. Not articulated. I imagine some dude with every part of his body and spine fused together like meta. -
2018-12-08 at 6:51 PM UTC in Sudo is in prisonThat does suck though. Another black man caught up in Da System, for no reason other than the color of his skin.
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2018-12-08 at 6:49 PM UTC in Sudo is in prison
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2018-12-08 at 6:40 PM UTC in My daughter just diedI wish it was true, so we could examine the Bill Krozby psyche. He seems devoid of empathy in respects to most other people. It'd be interesting to see his reaction if that person happened to be a genetic extension of himself.
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2018-12-08 at 6:33 PM UTC in What drug were these symptoms ?There's a lot of things good for depression, but if your depression is chemical, you need to treat the underlying causes. MDMA isn't something you can take daily and not really shoot yourself in the foot in the long run. Microdose mushrooms have been helpful for me, at least in 1-2 week increments.
