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2019-03-17 at 8 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI mean for the sake of entertainment and forum cohesion, could he really not have put his autistic superpowers to use and created some kind of ARG game, complete with puzzles and codes and breadcrumbs...to find his body at some remote location?Imagine how much new traffic we'd have had if someone had killed themselves as part of an online game.
It's not so much that he's dead, although he was kind of my project, and I'd hoped he'd get better or at least meet up once before he checked out. It's that you have this one life on this whole open world game- to do whatever you want. He could've charged the police naked with a samurai sword. He could've taken a bunch of painkillers and dissociatives and then have a knife fight (or befriended) a great white shark. He could've written a suicide note saying he was protecting the radical left and their condescending treatment of autistic Guatemalans. He could've donated his organs to a bunch of kids, or some random 98 year old man. He could've tried to assassinate a shitty world leader. He could've had out to his parents, and then gone through with the whole thing.
But he just quietly signed out, with nothing to even mark that he ever existed. Didn't really put any effort into trying to improve his life. *shrug*
Just a few pictures on a tiny niche forum, and his dick next to a cat.
Does he have anything on encyclopedia dramatica? I know HTS n LSD do. -
2019-03-17 at 7:49 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by twistquest That's fuckin' bizarre. Malice had an account on there named "Neo-Schopenhauerian" (obviously Malice), and he posted a thread on there asking a question:
https://sanctionedsuicide.com/threads/does-anyone-know-of-alternatives-to-r-rcsources-and-r-darknetmakets.156/#post-1343
The "Malice1" account responded to it, and Neo-S responded back to his response. Why would he talk to himself? Like, I get that he has too much free time on his hands, but why would you ask a question on a forum, then find the answer you were looking for, and log into an alt account and post it onto your own thread?
Just think it's unlikely Malice had two accounts on there. Doesn't seem like the thing he would do.
Yeah I'm confused too. Not to mention on the sanctioned suicide forums, "Malice1" was responding well until June 25th. Idk if the date stamp on a forum can be set forward or something? In any case, the location, the report I found, the emails I got, the language, the description of the decedent, etc- are too much to be coincidence.
Maybe he was logged in on a PC and another phone or something, and just responded to the thread whichout checking?
Idk. Kinda irrelevant at this point. Like I said- I'll update the OP tomorrow with the documents and everything I found.
Detective Casper cracking cases, ya cocksuckas -
2019-03-17 at 6:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionSeriously it's about to be 2020. Everyone needs to start getting their shit together so we'll be able to transmit our hard-won scumbag wisdom to the next generation of degenerates.
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2019-03-17 at 6:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionAll my little children and bros. I want to be the fatherbrother you never had.
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2019-03-17 at 6:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Ghost I wish I could travel to the afterlife and kill him again. Fuck that loser
You have the ability.
If you keep making all these edgy remarks involving self harm, I'm going to have you 5150d and make you my new internet little brother.
By which, I mean- I'm going to take all the bacon at breakfast, and molest you when moms not around. -
2019-03-17 at 6:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionNo one really "misses him". He talked all the same shit to me. But he was here for a long time, and he was really fucked up, and he killed himself.
And even if it's not "sad", it's notable for a community as small as this one.
He almost felt like a fucked up little brother that I only talked to online, because my early years were stunted by being in the weird church I was a part of, so I identified a lot with social anxiety and isolation, trying to be "normal".
With all the stupid, useless people in the world- just kinda seems like a waste.
I mean...don't you want to read about his stomach contents and the width of his pericardium, "for the lulz"?
I'm not going to be all weepy gay about it anymore, but I am going to keep talking about it for as long as there's nothing else to talk about,
And I'm almost definitely going to change my avvy to the face on the corpse diagram in the report, because the coroner for some reason saw fit to draw a scraggly beard on it with a pen, and that's fucking HILARIOUS to me. -
2019-03-17 at 6:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-03-17 at 6:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Ghost Wow. Leave mashlehash alone he's pretty cool and good at rapping and making art
He's better than you, you malice bujitsku dead dick sucking loser that reads obituaries for people that suck.
ACTing like you're better than him.. smh
Are you purposely disruptive and unlikeable because that's the only way you could get attention from teachers and your drunken crack addicted parents? -
2019-03-17 at 6:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by RestStop My usps package hasn't been a scanned since Friday night …getting kinda worried ?
Originally posted by RestStop My usps package hasn't been a scanned since Friday night …getting kinda worried ?
Yeah The post office is notoriously bad about losing shit but whoever mentioned that a lot of times it gets delivered and the tracking gets updated all at once was correct -
2019-03-17 at 6:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by mashlehash Also quit trying to push the conspiracy that I need to be on meds because it has been determined that the course of anti-psychotics was not the right practice, and in fact, a mal-practice.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
So you've been incoherently shitposting for the last year for lulz? That's acceptable.
Realize it makes me sad because you're one of the ones I actually give a shit about.
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2019-03-17 at 5:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by mashlehash Malice died? link
God damnit mash get on your fucking meds
Every time I read one of your posts it makes me super sad because youre completely spaced out.
Yes. He's dead. As a door nail. A year ago. And the LA county medical examiner cut out all his organs and sawed his skull open 9 months ago. -
2019-03-17 at 5 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionJust read the abbreviated version. Boring and blah.
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2019-03-17 at 4:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionYou seem jealous
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2019-03-17 at 4:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionOk. Is anyone curiosity so piqued that they want me to read this tonight, or will no one give a fuck if it just goes up on Monday? I'll do it if anyone's interested- it's just very long, clinical and depressing...and at this point a bit boring.
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2019-03-17 at 1:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by GGG I love that shit. You ever play the long dark? It's not so much sneaky stealth but the survival in that game is top tier. Slowly starving to death or getting lost in a blizzard is amazing.
Don't even get me started on the long dark. I've got some baggage related to that game. Lol.
Originally posted by Methuselah I’m watching that robot anthology u recommended. First episode was about feminism, 2nd is just shameless green party shilling and forced memes. It’s not looking good so far.
I still have hope for it tho.
The new Metro is ok. It’s just a lot of the same shit but the plot isn’t as good as the first two. I got about a third of the way through it and got bored but I’ll prolly come back to it soon
Yeah there's a lot of that. It's still cool tho, -
2019-03-16 at 11:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by GGG Is it any good? I never finished the first one. Couldn't find my way out of this one part with a bunch of those librarian motherfuckers. Ran out of batteries or something I think.
I'm getting ready to go to a friend's house to watch some boxing match.
I'm digging it. Even of normal, but def on hardcore and up- you really have to conserve your stuff. You can't just go forging ahead into the unknown, and expect you're not going to get killed. Lot of stealth. -
2019-03-16 at 10:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionSo....what's everyone up to. I'm playing new Metro game.
In post-nuclear Russia, shrimps eat YOU. -
2019-03-16 at 9:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Methuselah Post the report bro
Originally posted by Methuselah Post the report bro
It's a little over 40 pages of really dense stuff. I actually thought it'd just be a summary. I can scan it all on Monday, but if anyone's curious about anything in particular, I can reference it. I'm also on my iPad right now, which is like 3x slower than a normal keyboard. But like I said if there's enough interest, I can jump on Tinychat tonight. -
2019-03-16 at 8:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionYeah. Just came.
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2019-03-16 at 8:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
