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2019-04-11 at 6:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
It's a $1000 sock with a beer cozy glued to the bottom.
This is case in point why I hate fashion.
People pay money to look like total dickheads, and then other people see them and want to look rich too, so they pay money to also look like a faggot
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2019-04-11 at 6:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionSeriously Balenciagas are sooooooo ugly. People used to give me shit for my clown shoes, but now people pay to look that stupid.
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2019-04-11 at 6:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-11 at 6:14 AM UTC in Someone Committed Suicide Jumping from Frost Tower Garage
Originally posted by DietPiano They think it will be be graceful and painless. It's not.
Human beings aren't built to emotionally handle the act of falling off a bridge no matter how much they rationalized it before hand. The second you fall off, it's instant terror and regret. That's what every single bridge jump survivor said when surveyed.
That documentary The Bridge was great. I Imagine if you were really ready to go, just closing your eyes with the wind and the sun rushing past you and the glint of the water...not an awful way to go out. If you don't break your spine and drown that is. -
2019-04-11 at 12:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionA blunt that needs to be sparked that much is poorly rolled. Also, Balenciaga shoes are ugly as sin.
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2019-04-11 at 12:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-10 at 11:10 AM UTC in Russian army has "super soldiers"BS. No one fears the French.
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2019-04-10 at 11:08 AM UTC in where's rolfYeah that was dedication to a gimmick
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2019-04-10 at 7:02 AM UTC in CHINA TO BAN ALL FENTANYLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yeah fuck. I never worked out what the margin was, but 500 bucks for 10 grams furanyl fent. 2.5g g per ounce of "china" at 1300 per zip.
The barrio had a very merry Christmas last year. -
2019-04-10 at 6:56 AM UTC in CHINA TO BAN ALL FENTANYLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2019-04-10 at 5:23 AM UTC in CHINA TO BAN ALL FENTANYLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sounds like I got out of the game just in time. Price of "China white" is going to skyrocket.
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2019-04-09 at 10:01 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momenteating lunch. Paying bills on my phone. Using the power of my mind to be less fat.
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2019-04-09 at 8:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by hydromorphone That made me laugh so hard in the library, dude, people are staring.
How ya doin', bro?
I got a good bit of dope, in my old stomping grounds, and just having a nice day… actually, I've had a lot of nice days this past week. Made a good bit of money too. I'm doing better. I'm getting stronger again. IDK. I still would like to die, but it's more of a.. if it happens it happens, not so much active.
Really well. Losing weight. Getting stronger. Buying new clothes, shoes, sunglasses, new watch. Never buy clothes. Debt paid off. Setting aside money.
Feel more confident, more energy. I want to get out and do shit. Feel fantastic really.
Doesnt exactly fit within their dogmatic view of things, but took my 6 month chip at a meeting the other night. Was cool just meeting with other open, loving people while been thru some shit.
The only thing that would make this any better is a lady friend, a better job, and more $. I've been tempted to start antiquing again, but it feels like its be a step back in a lot of ways. Really wish I would've put my $ to work all these years.
But yeah I feel spectacular. -
2019-04-09 at 6:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionIt's just junkie evolution at work, my dude.
Can't get constipated with a butthole the diameter of a coke can.
Maybe I'll have a leg up when global warming puts all our cities underwater. I'll be able to draw water into my anus and expel it in a jet, glide around like a hairy butthole-wrecked squid. -
2019-04-09 at 5:59 PM UTC in Breasts
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2019-04-09 at 5:58 PM UTC in Drugs are for losersWe're all government agents. We just don't get a paycheck.
Let that soak into ur brainsponge brahs -
2019-04-09 at 5:56 PM UTC in Octavian 6 pack 6 weeks challengeModelo really is my favorite beer, and I beerly drink, shits tasty.
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2019-04-09 at 5:53 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionYeah opiates wrecked my butthole. Like I said before if I die suddenly and they autopsy me, they'll naturally assume I was a gay man Into fisting.
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2019-04-09 at 5:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionMine is more of a rosy old fashioned donut
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2019-04-09 at 5:44 PM UTC in The Keto diet killed my baby.
