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2019-04-13 at 9:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe triangle is merely a part of the square. I take a broader view of the philosophy.
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2019-04-13 at 9:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI'm going to start a breakaway sect of trianglism. Spherism or squareism. Have t decided yet.
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2019-04-13 at 9:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Common De-mominator I used to dislike Rashambo but that's not true any more. He's got a different brand of humour for sure.
I always liked him because I have a soft spot in my heart for drug addicted, awkward, socially inept beta weirdos. Thems my people.
Now I see that he's still snorting his fucking meds in rehab like a retard.
I mean why go to all that trouble of rehab and groups and talking and steps and hygiene? Just go pick up a bag of meth and only do like.... .2 a day. Should be chill.
And then like....you can do rehab at home just as well as you can in some random building somewhere. Just do the lines in your room, and feel the rehabilitation wash over you. -
2019-04-13 at 8:59 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentSomeone build me a workout routine for my frail obese ass.
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2019-04-13 at 8:59 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentSpent 40 min trying to decide what to order on Postmates. Finally decided on 2 chicken shish kabobs, rice, salad and a side of hummus with pita. Then I decided I'm not paying $22.78 for that shit. Drank a meal replacement shake, eating an apple, and now I'm going to bullshit around on here for another hour or so until I go to the gym.
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2019-04-13 at 8:17 PM UTC in I just had my fingers in a hookers pussy...Pro tip: you can shave the warts off with a razor blade and then heat a butter knife with a blowtorch to make sure it doesn't come back.
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2019-04-13 at 7:52 PM UTC in Someone post some pics of NIS femalesDamn those some nice titties.
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2019-04-13 at 7:50 PM UTC in CHINA TO BAN ALL FENTANYLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, srsly that is a great idea. Lean goes for an insane amount of money per bottle to retards.
Actually I can get it without a script back in iowa a couple times a month, i may fucking get some and sell it for a couple hundred a pop.
Been there, done that.
If you water down methadone to 1/20th it's normal potency (starts out 10mg/ml I think), it's REALLY easy to throw it in an old codeine bottle (or any medicine-looking bottle, really), drop some grape flavoring from the restaurant supply in it, and sell it as lean.
Going rate for an 8oz of actavis back in the day was like $300. At one point, drove to Houston with a random black dude to sell a bunch of bottles to a dude who claimed to be slim thugs manager.
Surfas reataurant supply also had these little plastic condiment jars that looked exactly like cough syrup bottles. You could slap cheap blank Avery printer labels on them and then peel them off, leaving some of that gummy paper shit to make it look like it had had someone's prescription info on it at one time. Heavy duty packing tape laid across the mouth of the bottle, then trimmed with a razor blade- was a decent enough "seal". Even if it looked a bit off, as soon as they took a sip, they knew it was "legit". Way stronger than codeine anyway.
10 bottles = $1800. That paid for a lot of heroin. -
2019-04-13 at 7:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe happiness on heroin steadily declines after year 4 or 5. Ten years in, it's a miracle if you wake up not thinking about ways to kill yourself.
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2019-04-13 at 7:32 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by mashlehash Why don't you want to hook up?
are you goin faggot?
I DON'T EDEN GET MOVED, LANNY
I'm getting ready to drink
If she got her act together immediately, sure I'd let her come over and fuck her throat.
But I'd still think she was a selfish, spoiled, self centered, angsty little rich girl at least until proven otherwise.
The thing I'm getting more as I get older, is that someone jiving with me is at least as important as how attractive they are. You could be a fucking supermodel...but if you have annoying habits, you're demanding, entitled, whiny, self centered, etc....I'm not going to want to have anything to do with you.
I straight up told her "I was debating just holding my tongue and seeing how long until we fucked, but every time you say some pretentious whiny shit, I'm SO resentful of you I feel like I'll explode."
Or maybe she was just angling for a hate fuck. Who knows? Don't care. -
2019-04-13 at 7:26 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2019-04-13 at 5:57 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust woke up.
Debating whether or not to go to the gym. I think I need a plan bc it seems like I'm putting in a fuckton of work but not getting many results. Then again my body chemistry is a wreck so who knows wtf is going on.
Wisconsin chick (who's back in LA) texted this morning and said she's working for a dog walking service in my area today, and am I free. Just texted "No. Nope. Sorry."
If you tell someone to kick rocks and they pursue things even more, that should be a sign that they're fucked in the head. -
2019-04-13 at 8:09 AM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery ThreadYou don't deserve such an epic punchline, you filthy little faggot.
(Did that maek ur wodinski hard?) -
2019-04-13 at 2:41 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentTrying to sell another fucking iPhone on eBay
Feel compelled to go back to the gym after work if I already did 3 hours this morninv, and I know overdoing it is probably going to have the opposite effect of what iwant. -
2019-04-12 at 5:26 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2019-04-12 at 8:19 AM UTC in Drug marketing is such bsYeah but he hasn't tried to I'll himself again, and he's stopped drinking handles of vodka and then running down the street naked attacking the neighbors cars with a katana.
So that's a plus. -
2019-04-12 at 8:18 AM UTC in Cocaine
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2019-04-12 at 8:09 AM UTC in In this household we share.
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2019-04-12 at 8:02 AM UTC in CocaineGo get some beer from the gas station faggit.
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2019-04-12 at 8:01 AM UTC in Drug marketing is such bsMedications freak me out. My friend was in some stuff for his BPD/ manic depression that made him have all sorts of facial ticks, and sometimes in the middle of a sentence his face and neck would go all taut and he'd stick his tongue out for a second or 2.
