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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-06 at 10:53 AM UTC
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2019-06-06 at 10:54 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-06 at 10:57 AM UTC
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2019-06-06 at 11:04 AM UTCCasper,
Didn’t you mention trying to learn the guitar? I bet that would be soothing for your soul. Have you ever played the guitar? -
2019-06-06 at 11:05 AM UTCYay finney, you sure are showing Lanny who’s boss🙄
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2019-06-06 at 11:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by CountBlah I'm so tired of life, for real man it seems my sorrows are never ending. I've gotto go to dr tomorrow to see if the pain in my leg is bone cancer.
Hopefully it's not a bone infection either. Shit hurts too. My infection has engulfed my entire femur... Was a small abscess at first that they drilled out... Then it spread, going abput 3/4th of the way up of my femur... Now, it's just covering the whole fucking thing, throughout the bone. It aches and hurts like a bitch, hence my heroin use. Nobody really understands how much the shit really hurts day to day.
Get it checked out. Hopefully its something easily fixable. I got my fingers crossed for ya, buddy. I'm prayin' for ya. -
2019-06-06 at 11:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Casper,
Didn’t you mention trying to learn the guitar? I bet that would be soothing for your soul. Have you ever played the guitar?
Dude, Casper, this! It really does help. I wish i still had mine and were able to play again. It helped my anxiety and depression a lot...
You need to get into it. Jist get a half way decent guitar to start with. YouTube videos are really helpful and plentiful too so not even like you have to pay for lessons anymore, although that could be helpful too to have a person guide you through the learning experience, but if funds are limited, self teaching with YouTube is totally a reasonable option.
Seriously, if you dont5take any advice from me ever, take thw advice of learning the guitar or hell... Any instrument you fancy. -
2019-06-06 at 11:15 AM UTCJuicebox, tell us what happened if you wouldn't mind. We were worried about you. Glad that you're alright. We were beginning to think the worse.
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2019-06-06 at 11:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Casper,
Didn’t you mention trying to learn the guitar? I bet that would be soothing for your soul. Have you ever played the guitar?
No. Its fucking embarassing.I always wanted to but it was too hard. I used to sing pretty okay too, but always had to have people help me write out the music. Of course now my voice is burnt out and scratchy too. So i bought a nice looking guitar off Amazon, and ive been trying to just do a little each day. I started listening to a lot of country and folk again, and i just love the sound of a Martin, but it was obviously a bad choice to buy a $2000 guitar to learn on when i might just fuck up again. This is the one i bought:
https://www.amazon.com/Yamaha-FG830-Solid-Acoustic-Guitar/dp/B07HJJD5HK/ref=sr_1_31_sspa?keywords=yamaha%2Bacoustic&qid=1559820503&s=musical-instruments&sr=1-31-spons&th=1
However, i didnt take into account thatthe neck is VERY narrow at the top frets. It tapers considerably. And my finger dexterity/arthritis/whatever already really sucks. So even when i CAN transition smoothly from one chord to another, like 60% of the time one of my sausage fingers in touching and muting another string and its SUPER frustrating. I kind of love the look of this guitar. Its very me. Dark, subtle, quiet colors. Nothing too loud or flashy. They had a nice Tanglewood one made out of a whiskey barrel, and a Seagull one in Tennesee red that I really liked too, but i decided $400 was about where i should draw the line on a whim purchase. But if i cant figure something out, i might have to sell this guitar and find something with a bit wider neck at least to learn on.
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2019-06-06 at 11:39 AM UTCbut do we really have a moral obligation to eat more meat? if we do tell me why finster?
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2019-06-06 at 11:45 AM UTCWow, that really does taper down. I can see what you mean, but I’d just do whatever it takes to accommodate your sausage fingers.😁. I bet you’d make your money back and be able to get a different one!
Casper would you please embrace your size? It’s fun being tall. I know I’m not as tall as you, but compared to most women I am. But they sure are “makin em bigger nowadays”! I used to walk kinda hunched over, I could just see you doing that, stop it🛑. There are more advantages to being tall than being short.
I know, one thing at a time, it’ll come. -
2019-06-06 at 12:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dregs but do we really have a moral obligation to eat more meat? if we do tell me why finster?
william bill Bill Krozbyby dogs
infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollypop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw...................... -
2019-06-06 at 12:22 PM UTC
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2019-06-06 at 12:22 PM UTCi just ordered sushi from japan
your bitch wanna kick it jackie chan -
2019-06-06 at 12:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Wow, that really does taper down. I can see what you mean, but I’d just do whatever it takes to accommodate your sausage fingers.😁. I bet you’d make your money back and be able to get a different one!
Casper would you please embrace your size? It’s fun being tall. I know I’m not as tall as you, but compared to most women I am. But they sure are “makin em bigger nowadays”! I used to walk kinda hunched over, I could just see you doing that, stop it🛑. There are more advantages to being tall than being short.
I know, one thing at a time, it’ll come.
What do you mean they're making em bigger nowadays...? Explain for me. I would guess the opposite if I were to have to guess off of not much -
2019-06-06 at 12:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Wow, that really does taper down. I can see what you mean, but I’d just do whatever it takes to accommodate your sausage fingers.😁. I bet you’d make your money back and be able to get a different one!
Casper would you please embrace your size? It’s fun being tall. I know I’m not as tall as you, but compared to most women I am. But they sure are “makin em bigger nowadays”! I used to walk kinda hunched over, I could just see you doing that, stop it🛑. There are more advantages to being tall than being short.
I know, one thing at a time, it’ll come.
Yeah I'm not trying to be a whiner just everything is harder when your tall and overweight too. I'd gladly chop off 8 inches and just be 6" even. Clothes are hard to find and uncomfortable. My hands are too big and dexterity stuff is hard to do. Blah. I was doing the same beginner exercise like 12 times in a row, and even when I remembered exactly where to put my fingers without looking down, my fingers would be crowding the other strings and it sounded like a marble in a tuna can.
I just did see that my capo came in the mail though, so that's cool. Means in some songs I don't have to do as much dexterous stuff.
If you put it on 2nd fret, and play like a d chord on the 4th, then Em, Am...sounds like cranberries "dreams". ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE YOURE PLAYING A REAL SONG.
And yeah I always walk hunched over and now my posture is just fucked. Partly it was bc my back hurt, and partly because it would de-accentuate my bitch tits but now I just look like I have scoliosis or spinabifida or some shit. Lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-06 at 12:43 PM UTCSWALLOW A BULLET
HANDFUL OF PILLS -
2019-06-06 at 12:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III you heard this one fam
Yeah I never got into choking victim/ leftover crack style music as a kid bc I didn't have cool friends or friends at all for that matter, but I love dayz n daze. I think they came to Los Angeles last year and I wasn't very unhappy not to be able to see them. -
2019-06-06 at 12:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Juicebox, tell us what happened if you wouldn't mind. We were worried about you. Glad that you're alright. We were beginning to think the worse.
The symptoms were exactly the same as when I had rhabdo earlier this year, so I assumed it was the same thing
Apparently I had something ICU-worthy though because that's where I woke up, and somehow they knew it was intentional. I probably blacked out and told them like a jackass, and that got me a two-week stay in the cuckoo's nest
I was laying down listening to music on the 22nd when I heard a knock on the door followed by "police, we're just coming to check on you" (Supposedly they had already sent both family and maintenance up there to check on me but got no response. I have no idea who told on me)
I got up, ran into the living room where they had already opened the door, started explaining to them that I was fine, I was just drinking and hit my head but I passed out and woke up ICU'd
I would've came back sooner but I got thrown in the mental hospital and just got out
Two weeks in the hospital also forced me to withdraw from everything I was taking at one time. That fucking sucked, but maybe it will help in the long run
They put me on Zoloft. As much as I hate the idea of being on SSRIs, I appear to be out of options. It doesn't make me feel any better but it does make everything seem less "intense"
Maybe that means I'll be able to go outside and actually do something once in a while without getting drunk
I've also been totally disarmed. Despite the fact that i could've blasted myself at any time during that whole thing, the family still saw fit to go through the place and take all the guns
And now I'm not even sure if I can buy another one because I've been involuntarily committed to a psych ward
Looks like my fun with firearms might be over
I still have my job thankfully, and had enough vacation time to keep the bills paid, though it was close.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-06 at 12:52 PM UTCNought a pod vape so I don't have to mess with coils on a half broken vape. I don't know what I'm gonna do with these big ass rechargable batteries from my old vape though.
I was gonna get the smok nord cuz I heard good things about it but the vape girl said the novo was the hottest selling one. Turns out for 5 more dollars the nord has twice the battery size
