Posts by CASPER

1. 2019-06-09 at 5:13 AM UTC in Risir has fallen out of e-love with CandRein...
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I got through page one and was going to remark how impressed i was that candy had not cast her twigs into Matts raging TrollFire.
2. 2019-06-09 at 1:28 AM UTC in I want to violate don't tell em with a sickle...
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Seems rude but I'm not one to kink shame
3. 2019-06-08 at 11:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Dregs DUDE get in on that trend I created for you. Seriously you are fucked up for not responding to my nightmares. Not hating but pointing what a lazy fuck you are. Ooops..hiding now

   
   Nigga what?
4. 2019-06-08 at 11:47 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by 🐿
   
   
   Larry only owns me.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Plus johnny, you look like a bloated smelly ass albino dildo ya fuckin lowlife.

   
   This makes me believe in America
   
   *tearful salute to Larry*
5. 2019-06-08 at 10:20 PM UTC in ATTN: Roshambo
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by DietYellow

   
   Prolly
6. 2019-06-08 at 10:19 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Dregs i knew you would understand me as a kid and with my toys. will you lick me up too babe? come on i need a real man at times…the machinery can be so painful. protect me xoxox

   
   Let me go ahead and answer for him.
   
   The answer is of course.
   
   He's been waiting for another southern woman to come along and cleanse him of the vile abomination and compulsions that have taken root in his young mind. You might be that one.
7. 2019-06-08 at 10:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by GGG Ur a fat fagit an i hipe u DIE caspr

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by GGG Ur a fat fagit an i hipe u DIE caspr

   
   I never would have expected this from you. I am wounded.
8. 2019-06-08 at 3:38 PM UTC in ATTN: Roshambo
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by DietYellow Odontaphobia is the silliest phobia.
   
   
   i love hospitals

   
   Well im not scared OF the dentist. More scared of them drilling into the sensitive nerves in my root pulp.
9. 2019-06-08 at 3:36 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   trt is not for hostility. Its for retardation, complaining and lulz.
10. 2019-06-08 at 6:45 AM UTC in ATTN: Roshambo
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ok bc I'd be pretty not stoked if my dentist was tonsils deep in my mouth with a drill and suddenly took a piece of shrapnel to the neck. I'm scared enough of the dentist as it is without having my jawbone accidentally drilled before being drenched in another mans gurgling blood.
11. 2019-06-08 at 6 AM UTC in ATTN: Roshambo
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian If you want cheap dental, go to Ukraine. THey will do your whole jaw for $2k. They do good work too.

    
    The place that has dudes throwing molotovs at each other and running APVs over protestors? You sure mang?
12. 2019-06-07 at 4:17 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. ☺️
    I hated him mostly for sitting in the seat right beside when there were other chairs available. That's very rude & imposing to me & I would never do it. The fact that he was there for a pedicure confirmed my initial thoughts about him.

    
    I was going to say id probably do the same thing, but judging by how i cross the street at night if im walking behind a woman so they dont think im following them, id probably be a bit more considerate.
    
    Maybe he just liked you and he wanted you to see how healthy his cuticles were?
13. 2019-06-07 at 8:15 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by mmQ I had FOUR girls flirting with me ar the bar tonight and I left with none of them that's how retarded I am
    
    
    Thank you.
    
    You can make the joke that I am so retarded that I thought they were flirting when they werent at all and you could make a case for it.
    
    But they were
    But whatever
    
    
    Dumb life. At least I met Jess from apt 19 who is two doors down from me Haha. We have each other now.

    
    Faggot. Be a whore already. Dont you know filling the void with people youll never get to know on any meaningful level is the way to transcend the sadness? Fuckin spaz.
14. 2019-06-07 at 7:23 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by DontTellEm He's getting a pedicure. He's definitely a hardcore pervert. I hate him.

    
    rofl. Youre a rare breed girl.
    
    If you came to LA, from the number of Pilates studios, raw vegan restaurants and antique stores- youd think we'd been occupied by a gay army.
15. 2019-06-07 at 7:18 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Listening to sad and nostaligic songs and crying like a weiner bc when youre sad its kind of like feeling nauseous. You just want to vomit and get it over with
    
    
16. 2019-06-07 at 7:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by HTS
    
    terry davis running over a glow-in-the-dark celebrating pride month

    
    You shouldve put the black guy in a suit.... and men in black sunglasses with an obviously counterfeit CIA badge.
17. 2019-06-07 at 7:15 AM UTC in ATTN CASPER...MALICE
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also fuck you Matt. I mean im not really that angry, im just disappointed in your choices. How bored are you? At least have some dignity and get on some heroin and have the cops kill you. Dying slowly in a dingy free motel room, eating pilfered continental breakfasts and pining after internet forum crushes and trying desperately to get peoples attention is a pretty un-rad way to go out.
    
    Youre better than that.
    
    Folks?
18. 2019-06-07 at 7:12 AM UTC in ATTN CASPER...MALICE
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If hes not dead youll probably want to hold off so scientists can reverse engineer whatever pathogen is keeping his bloated, stinking, cut up corpse going.
    
    They said they removed all his throat organs en bloc with the tongue. Couldnt really picture what that would look like. Then i had a dream we were the last players at a hand of poker and i kept saying shit to antagonize him and make him overthink his hand and he kept making a hissing sound from the huge hole in his chin and neck, but somehow he was still talking at the same time. And i woke up and i was like "Oooh. Thats what that meant"
19. 2019-06-07 at 3:51 AM UTC in clean ur room
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah I live in a gigantic pile of dishes, moving boxes, electronics and previously clean laundry that I couldn't be assed to put away so it just got kicked off the bed onto the floor for the12,000th time
20. 2019-06-06 at 7:30 PM UTC in A coworker just came up to me saying it is hard to get ahead being a sex offender..
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I think he was asking you the question.