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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. HTS highlight reel


    terry davis running over a glow-in-the-dark celebrating pride month
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by HTS

    terry davis running over a glow-in-the-dark celebrating pride month

    You shouldve put the black guy in a suit.... and men in black sunglasses with an obviously counterfeit CIA badge.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does anyone here have more than 12 taboo victories? Jw
  4. Octavian motherfucker
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian

    I'm here for now so I'll be the first to say I dont get it. He wants to shoot the guy and he opens his pants and grabs his cock and shoots him in the face.

    I don't get it. Is it a jedi thing?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He SMELLS his cock and gets mad and shoots him in the face ?
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is that a gay dude smelling his gay lovers cock and upon realizing his cock smells like another mans asshole he gets mad and shoots him in the face ?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I had FOUR girls flirting with me ar the bar tonight and I left with none of them that's how retarded I am


    Thank you.

    You can make the joke that I am so retarded that I thought they were flirting when they werent at all and you could make a case for it.

    But they were
    But whatever


    Dumb life. At least I met Jess from apt 19 who is two doors down from me Haha. We have each other now.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ I had FOUR girls flirting with me ar the bar tonight and I left with none of them that's how retarded I am


    Thank you.

    You can make the joke that I am so retarded that I thought they were flirting when they werent at all and you could make a case for it.

    But they were
    But whatever


    Dumb life. At least I met Jess from apt 19 who is two doors down from me Haha. We have each other now.

    Faggot. Be a whore already. Dont you know filling the void with people youll never get to know on any meaningful level is the way to transcend the sadness? Fuckin spaz.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Faggot. Be a whore already. Dont you know filling the void with people youll never get to know on any meaningful level is the way to transcend the sadness? Fuckin spaz.

    Theres the whole part where I only care about flirting and hate sex, to consider.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey wanna come over to my place and FLIRT? Haha
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh yeah I played pig wheel and doubled my bet on Ken and he hit ;) that was a highlight. Way cooler than fucking four broads is winning 150 dollars I guess.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didnt realize how late early it was . Only 325 in the morning. Not a big deal here. Listening to Lettice in TC alone. Heart emojis
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    lolol
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I had FOUR girls flirting with me ar the bar tonight and I left with none of them that's how retarded I am


    Thank you.

    You can make the joke that I am so retarded that I thought they were flirting when they werent at all and you could make a case for it.

    But they were
    But whatever


    Dumb life. At least I met Jess from apt 19 who is two doors down from me Haha. We have each other now.

    🤣
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh yeah I played pig wheel and doubled my bet on Ken and he hit ;) that was a highlight. Way cooler than fucking four broads is winning 150 dollars I guess.

    omggglolol
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm here for now so I'll be the first to say I dont get it. He wants to shoot the guy and he opens his pants and grabs his cock and shoots him in the face.

    I don't get it. Is it a jedi thing?

    I was trying to make sense of it myself haha
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here's a quick thought process of how my mind works right now

    I'm halfway to walking to the gas station from my house. I dont want to go but I'm doing it because I have no smokes left. Every fuxking car that drives by, I assume they're looking and focused on me and so I walk 'more normal' and 'as proper as I can' so as not to raise suspicion.

    Which doesnt make sense because they're already looking at me.

    I just want a pack of smokes .

    The store opened 15 minutes ago so I'll stop here to type this out so as to ensure I'm not the first person to be in the store because that would be embarrassing.

    The FIRST person in the store. Right at the moment it opens


    :hey I need a pack of cigs!:

    So hopefully someone has been in there by now.

    It's a cool 60 degrees and perfect weather outside though birds chirping hard and the skyline is pink and blue ribboned.

    I jump in this dumpster and die.
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Can't wait to finish work at 5. Going to chill with some hash and watch some films.
  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ Here's a quick thought process of how my mind works right now

    I'm halfway to walking to the gas station from my house. I dont want to go but I'm doing it because I have no smokes left. Every fuxking car that drives by, I assume they're looking and focused on me and so I walk 'more normal' and 'as proper as I can' so as not to raise suspicion.

    Which doesnt make sense because they're already looking at me.

    I just want a pack of smokes .

    The store opened 15 minutes ago so I'll stop here to type this out so as to ensure I'm not the first person to be in the store because that would be embarrassing.

    The FIRST person in the store. Right at the moment it opens


    :hey I need a pack of cigs!:

    So hopefully someone has been in there by now.

    It's a cool 60 degrees and perfect weather outside though birds chirping hard and the skyline is pink and blue ribboned.

    I jump in this dumpster and die.


    GTFO of my dumpster. I found it first. Nice and cozy in here. GET OUTTTTTTTT!

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