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2019-11-07 at 6:07 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?
Originally posted by Wariat Plus do youe ver watch porn? Those females no matter how old fuck anything.
Plz provide video source for this claim that 12 year olds fuck anything.
Email me @ https://www.fbi.gov/tips -
2019-11-07 at 5:58 PM UTC in I was lost but now am found.Hes lying. Girls dont poop.
However there is poop in the microwave in the teachers lounge.
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2019-11-07 at 5:57 PM UTC in How to deal with policeYeah this was a like 40 year old cop taunting a 17 year old kid. But out of the....idk....20 or so times ive had dealings with cops, most have them have been okay.
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2019-11-07 at 5:55 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by fucking_weirdo I soon might get into a messy predicament due to complicated things I discussed just before and I'm just wondering if one of my parents would be able to take away for example my $200 headset that they bought for me which is only intended for me basically forever are they just allowed to get rid of it permanently or just keep it for themselves if it was originally only for me and just me would that be allowed as gift giving laws are a thing and I know there are some laws around gifting people things and so on, but would that parent be able to take it away from me?
Nice b8, wud not m8 -
2019-11-07 at 5:49 PM UTC in I am a cowardJacket.
The rain is invigorating.
There are many songs about its splendor.
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2019-11-07 at 5:47 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?Even in segregation, im surprised this dude didnt get his card punched. I mean hes not attractive, but his doughy child bearing physique would do in a pinch. Get turned out, trick. Turned into a fifi
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2019-11-07 at 5:40 PM UTC in How to deal with police
Originally posted by mmQ What was the scenario leading up to the black cop story?
Smoked weed with a guy and a girl. I wanted him to drop me off, but he asked me to keep him awake while he drove her home. She ended up wanting to stop and smoke again. On the way to drop her off finally, he slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting a line of baby ducks crossing the street. Cop saw us, motioned for us to roll the windows down. The girl (who unbeknownst to both of us, had mixed xanax and GHB with the Sprite we'd been sipping all night), rolled down the window, obviously fucked up, eyes closed. We get pulled over. I dump my ounce of weed at my feet bc this is the first time ive ever had a "serious" run in with the cops. Didnt know my friends grandma had reported the car stolen, and when he slammed on the brakes, the replica metal airsoft gun hed had under the passenger seat, slid back between my feet. When the license plate came back stolen, the cop called backup, and when he shined his flashlight at my feet, he yelled "WE GOT A GUN!!" and then backed off and they called for even more backup. And then they took us out of the car one by one with at least 5 cars worth of officers, AR15s pointed at us. When the officer got to me, thats how he went about it. He kept telling me to get out of the car and not reach for anything, but i had my seatbelt on bc im a gud boi, and couldnt. So after telling me he was going to fucking shoot me if i didnt get out of the car, ended up dragging me out by my shirt and kneeling on my back. Shes incoherent and doesnt want to say who she is or where she lives, so they start photographing her arms and legs and neck and asking her questions like we'd abducted/date raped her. Then used that to try to pressure me into taking a urine test which i refused, saying "if something happened and you guys were just fucked up, it looks a lot better than something you did maliciously."
Coincidentally happened not even a block from where i now work.
I actually had posted pictures that I took in the interrogation room, with my hands behind my back. Wish i still had those. They were on TOTSE or Zoklet...forget which one.
Oh yeah and then going through my wallet, found a baggie with meth residue and decided to wave it in front of my face saying "WE GOT AN OOPSIE!" "THIS ONES GONNA HURT". But then there wasnt even enough residue to test, so they dropped that charge. rofl. -
2019-11-07 at 5:29 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?Going to an aquarium to have sex with a 12 year old is entirely different than just "being attracted to".
Im guessing Forbes saw it the same way since they scrubbed anything you ever wrote. -
2019-11-07 at 5:28 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVUHe has a very kind of old-timey voice. Like an old radio guy. I dont think I have any specific kind of voice, but ive watched enough comedy to get the rhythm and cadence down. If theres a time today when I can comfortably record me talking about gay jizz and buttholes, ill post here.
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2019-11-07 at 5:18 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?
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2019-11-07 at 5:17 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?Maciek was conceived en vitro from brown curdled mongoloid jizz (which explains his disdain for vaginas and the home he never had), and it is top tier comedy that he talks so much shit about people exploiting children.....AS A REGISTERED FUCKING SEX OFFENDER WHO WAS ATTEMPTING TO DIDDLE 12 YEAR OLDS.
Plz kill yourself.
Or better yet, come to CA and fite me irl for charity. If i win, ill donate to whatever kids charity and if you win....idk...where do all the creepy old fucks go to try to groom kids now...TikTok? -
2019-11-07 at 5:09 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by mmQ See I want to hear you say apropros out loud because I'm picturing it being really cringey, lol, with all due respek.
That wasnt part of the notebook i just freestyled that yo. And it was supposed to be cringey. Its supposed to be the type of LIBRUL who marches around and recites slogans like above. -
2019-11-07 at 5:04 PM UTC in Trump is going down.
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2019-11-07 at 5 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVUI need to go comb through my books and see whats worth working on.
first line:
"Real men dont rape? Tell that to the Vikings."
OH LOOK AT MR CHISELED WITH HIS BIG AXE ALL DRAPED IN ANIMAL SKINS. LOOK AT YOU, JUST BURNING AND PILLAGING AND RAPING MEN IN FRONT OF THEIR FAMILIES TO DENY THEM ENTRANCE TO VALHALLA. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO RAISE 3 CHILDREN ALONE, GET YOUR GED AND RUN AN ETSY STORE ALL BY YOURSELF. YOURE JUST A BIG VEINY DICK. WHICH I GUESS IS SORT OF APROPOS...BUT YOURE STILL A GARBAGE HUMAN BEAN. -
2019-11-07 at 4:55 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by mmQ This is a joke that would need a particular type of delivery. Cuz it's not really a joke, it's just a series of funny miny jokes within a comical overall story, with your little side thoughts (like how are you going to deliver your typed parenthetical thoughts?) You should record yourself delivering it so I can JUDGE YOU.
I might actually do that. Im my head it sounded way more organic than it does in writing. -
2019-11-07 at 4:39 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVUIt started off with 3rd paragraph trying to segue into it, but the way I had it then just felt very forced. 5th paragraph was something id just jotted down in the margins of the notebook, and decided to add after the fact. Good shit though. Definitely need feedback if i ever do any of these anywhere.
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2019-11-07 at 4:33 PM UTC in How to deal with policeIve had pretty good experiences with cops, even when I was being arrested. Generally when they saw the size of me, they just thanked me for not fighting with them.
I can count my negative experiences on one hand, the first of which was a black cop who held his pistol to my 17 year old skull and told me if I moved, I was going to get "fucking shot" and "Your whole lifes about to change, boy". Figure he mustve gone to the same academy as this guy:
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2019-11-07 at 2:40 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2019-11-07 at 1:31 PM UTC in I'm gheyWill take that under advisement.
Thank you, Ms.Rein. -
2019-11-07 at 1:12 PM UTC in Random image threadI believe it. When i bounced, there were a couple little 130 lb dudes who were like boa constrictors. Arms and necks like rope. Fortunately those were not the norm.
Youre working night shift? I was gonna ask wtf you were doing up at like 7am
