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2019-11-15 at 11:45 PM UTC in I have a date tonightChooses the most expensive neighborhood in LA and two purebred greyhounds which suspiciously have all the same faggotty dietary restrictions and neuroses that she has, buys 50 bucks worth of weed every day and then complains s about having to pay for half of her groceries.
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2019-11-15 at 11:36 PM UTC in I have a date tonightWell yeah its nothing but its the principle that this cunt is so entitled that she thinks she shouldnt have to pay for anything, ever. I dont like liars, and i dont like people who dont follow through on what they say theyre going to do. Its rarely if ever about the money.
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2019-11-15 at 11:27 PM UTC in I have a date tonightAlthough I did display my dominance when after we went hiking in Runyon Canyon and I was changing, I just left the door open so she could see my sweaty hog in the mirror.
So being cucked by a 110 lb woman seems like a wash prolly RIGHT? -
2019-11-15 at 11:20 PM UTC in I have a date tonight
Originally posted by Bill Krozby because he's a cuck like you guy who buys hydro cigs and beer for her husband you sappy slut
This is sort of true. But not bc its in my character but bc ive fucked up my life to such an incredible degree that id rather deal with people that know my story even if I fucking HATE them, before id risk rejection by normies. -
2019-11-15 at 11:17 PM UTC in I have a date tonight
Originally posted by 6011UM Why the fuck were you paying for ANY of her groceries?
Dinner is one thing, but groceries?
No we bought stuff for dinner. I cooked herb crusted salmon that she already had in the fridge with rosemary and sea salt oven potatoes and bacon-kale. But the groceries we needed at fucking whole foods were still like $38 and change.
I was going to pay for just the 5 or 6 dollars worth of spices since plain salmon seemed kinda blah to me, but then she "forgot her wallet" so not wanting to make a scene, I got my card out. She said "After dinner we can walk to the 7-11 and grab you cash". By the time I left it was like 1am, so i said if you want to just shoot me the money on cashapp, that works too. She said she only had google pay since her cashapp had been hacked. So after I left, I told her I downloaded and set up google pay, and sent her a request. Didnt hear back from her for like a day and a half and then got a page-stretcher of a text back about how the salmon was 17 dollars and she spent over an hour cleaning up the mess I made (a cookie sheet covered in foil and a pan for bacon), and her rent is 1900 and she only gets 800 a month from her trust fund to live off of and she still has to feed her dog, and its very UNCHIVALROUS of me to be so aggressive in asking her for $20 after she graciously allowed me to eat her fish and hang out, and then paid for my $13 uber home (which i only ever suggested because she owes me $700 from hotel rooms and china white from before she left in 2017).
Its rare that Ive got an erection from imagining just choking someone but this is definitely one of those scenarios. I was fucking pissed. -
2019-11-15 at 11:05 PM UTC in I have a date tonight
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i work at at asti and I get 100 dollars for for working three hours so I'm not raiding anyones pockets, plus I'm not going to pay for anything of her unless i actually have too until I know her beter
Remind me to send you the lengthy text about "CHIVALRY" being dead that i received after I asked for some rich cunt i had dinner with to pay for HALF of her groceries after she "forgot her wallet".
I shouldve taken a page out of your book and said "Ill stand here with the groceries while you run to the car, chicken" -
2019-11-15 at 10:35 PM UTC in I have a date tonightSo you can only transmit when you've got sores?
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2019-11-15 at 10:34 PM UTC in I have a date tonightGetting hair conditioner on your dick in the shower feels remarkably like fucking a chick with a yeast infection. That is all.
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2019-11-15 at 10:09 PM UTC in I have a date tonight
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol i was waiting for someone to pick up on the plainness of her, she actually reminds me of my daughters mom a real cocktress a real cock handler but vapid as fuck. I see all different guys of girls but I was eyeing this one plus she knows how to cook, she made fried pork chops last night and while I personally know how to cook those really well I rather have someone else do it for me. But yes I am going to have some hibiscus tea tonight at quacks , im sipping a couple brews right now but I'm going to let it be at that. I just took a nap and she asked for another picture of me and she told me she loves my smile.
plus its almost cuffing season and after that is valentines day, sticky fingers and a dirty mind lets fall in love i'm going to make her moan a sunny sunday smile, If I hurt her I have no choice, its exciting I'm going to make her mine, she looks lovely.
KPOP IS IS THE MOOD FOR L'AMOUR!!!!
Give her fake info and impregnate her for lulz. Make sure you wear surgical gloves during the date. Tell her it's bc ur eccentric- not because you don't want her to get ur DNA from a pizza crust.
Oh shit I just realized-
Inb4 u give the herp to a 4 year old by proxy.
How do you even broach that on a date? I mean it's not a huge deal but sores on my lips and junk would def make my life less enjoyable. -
2019-11-15 at 10:03 PM UTC in Fuck's sake
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Are you sure you aren't just getting old?
I mean that could be it but I had 2 pretty extensive rounds of blood work done a couple months back and only things that came back were high blood pressure and low T. I started noticing it took me longer to heal when I was like 22.... after using for 5 years. -
2019-11-15 at 9:17 PM UTC in Fuck's sakeI noticed after years and years of heroin, cuts and stuff that used to scab over and be healed in a week or so- take 2 weeks or longer now.
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2019-11-15 at 9:11 PM UTC in I have a date tonightI like your strategy, K-pop. Younger, sort of plain looking women with kids and self esteem issues and shit. That's what you call maximizing efficiency.
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2019-11-15 at 12:27 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-15 at 12:26 PM UTC in What would your funeral song be?
And a couple songs my mom used to sing before bed when I was like 4
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2019-11-15 at 12:26 PM UTC in What would your funeral song be?I actually used to have a funeral playlist if I ended up dead, but idk which account it was on. Oh well.
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2019-11-15 at 9:38 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Hed let you. Hes very progressive.
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2019-11-15 at 9:37 AM UTC in Does the alcohol a person drinks say anything about their personality?gun and tonics, vodka sodas, and most lager beer- especially like modelo foo. Or pilsners. Ive made peace with the fact that i dont like whiskey and probably never will. A client had a scotch tasting a few years ago when i was selling him some stuff, and i had a 20-something year old glenmorganie that tasted like sucking on a sweet piece of charcoal soaked in whiskey. Was kind of nice but tbf id already had 4 or 5 gins. and of course he acted like i took a dump on the table when I asked for water lol.
Wine is good too. I havent had a drink in over a year, but i have some nice bottles sitting in my cellar (laundry room). -
2019-11-15 at 9:21 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-15 at 9:14 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-14 at 7:35 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Or just stop pussyfooting around and buy heroin
